Eco be having one of those mornings when he woke up and re-assessed his life and priorities....
I wanna get off-the-dope and settle down with my 'SOUL MATE', or a woman who I have a STRONG CONNECTION and NATURAL CHEMISTRY WITH...
I have tried VARIOUS DATING SITES, with VARYING DEGREES OF SUCCESS at getting pussy and finding 1-month or 2-month-flings, but I have yet to find a STEADY, LONG-TERM PARTNER from Plenty of Fish! Most of the Women POF don't really catch my eye...they are either over-weight, or they have like 4 kids already from different 'BABY DADDIES', and expect me to raise their Children....
Even though I am HOMELESS and UNEMPLOYED, I believe that The Eco still Has A LOT TO OFFER A WOMEN (i.e. ENDLESS ADVENTURES, LAUGHS, A LITTLE BIT OF FREE DOPE when I HAVE IT, TALENT, BOOK-SMARTS, A FREAKY SEX-LIFE, and more, yet I'm still having these unfulfilling flings and sexual encounters (mostly with ESCORTS, because I can't be bothered to be led-on or waste my time during a prolonged court-ship phase))
Am I Being Too PICKY when it comes to Women?
Am I being to Honest in my profile?
Should I Leave out the fact that I am a HOMELESS, CrackHead/MethHead/Occasional-Junkie???
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About Ryan
I must admit, out-right, that I currently struggle with poly-substance addiction, which I am hoping to conquer soon, through harm reduction strategies (i.e. cutting back how much I use, until I quit completely...)...I enjoy my weed mostly, but I occasionally still indulge in drugs like crack and meth, where I can...I mostly do a single $10 toke of each every day, so it does not affect me that much...
I am looking for a girl who supports me quitting drugs, and who can provide loyalty and emotional support to me during my struggles in giving up substances.
I am looking for a girl who is down for excitement and thrills (bonus points for having a SICK & TWISTED sense of humor),...a girl with A LOT OF AMBITION, who wants to succeed in life and accomplish Big Things...I TRULY BELIEVE that I have the TALENT, CONNECTIONS, And KNOW-HOW to Succeed as a FAMOUS RAPPER...Give me about 4 Months, to Finish and promote my album, and 'Cayenne Ryan' or 'Ryan Da Hawaiian' will soon be a Household Name!
I REQUIRE 1 FEMALE, with a 'RIDE-OR-DIE' sense of loyalty, who is open-minded to experimentation and freaky **** in the bedroom, who is 'IN IT TO WIN IT' With The RY-GUY! I WILL MAKE YOUR ASS FAMOUS, and all I Ask is for your UNDYING LOVE and Affection in-Return!
Never let anyone tell you that you are delusional or that your dreams are achievable...
Remember to always 'PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!'
AND
Life Is Short, So you may as well have a fun ****ing time!
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Head Up Ladies, I am CURRENTLY HOMELESS and I do Not Have a Paid Job, although I am looking for one and am hoping to START MY OWN RECORD LABEL AND MUSIC MAGAZINE... I am currently in the process of applying for funding and grants to launch my record label....I Do get a Monthly Disability Cheque, but Other than that, I do NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY to offer you, but I AM The type of guy who would give you the shirt off my back and I always share what I do have....
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hey Baby...Ever been with a HOMELESS DUDE BEFORE???
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#1,036,639
....Any FEEDBACK ON MY PROFILE???
HELP A BROTHER FIND A CHICK WHO'S "Down to Ride to the Bloody End" as 2Pac famously-said...My MOMS Expects Grand-babies/CRACK-BABIES from The Eco, and I can't Let her down!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,643
I think the only way to salvage your profile is to delete it, get clean, achieve some level of concrete success in your chosen career path and THEN start looking for a date. You need therapy more than a romantic partner at this time in your life.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,644
Those gay looking pictures will have men knocking on your door faggot. Keep up the good work.
Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,646
Not bad, next you just have to write something positive about yourself and delete the picture where you're doing rapeface
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,656
> I currently struggle with poly-substance addiction, which I am hoping to conquer soon, through harm reduction strategies (i.e. cutting back how much I use, until I quit completely..
Damn you're an ignorant fuck lol
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,658
Did you mention being a bottom for Shai's bisexual boyfriend on your profile?
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,660
> Did you mention being a bottom for Shai's bisexual boyfriend on your profile?
WHERE DOES THIS FALSE RUMOR COME FROM?? I Never even slept in the same bed as him when we were sharing a hotel, let alone did anything sexual with Shai's Boyfriend, David...we just good friends....
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,661
> I think the only way to salvage your profile is to delete it, get clean, achieve some level of concrete success in your chosen career path and THEN start looking for a date. You need therapy more than a romantic partner at this time in your life.
I PARTIALLY JUST NEED STEADY, CONSISTENT PUSSY, SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO 'WORKING GIRLS', whom I Can't Afford to pay every 2 weeks...
FWB ARRANGEMENT WOULD BE NICE, ALTHOUGH IF I FIND A SERIOUS PARTNER ALONG THE WAY, I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN...
Bilbo !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,036,664
> > Did you mention being a bottom for Shai's bisexual boyfriend on your profile? > > WHERE DOES THIS FALSE RUMOR COME FROM?? I Never even slept in the same bed as him when we were sharing a hotel, let alone did anything sexual with Shai's Boyfriend, David...we just good friends....
Here... You said wine and dine, and he could have his way with you. Sounds pretty damn gay to me.
> > > Did you mention being a bottom for Shai's bisexual boyfriend on your profile? > > > > WHERE DOES THIS FALSE RUMOR COME FROM?? I Never even slept in the same bed as him when we were sharing a hotel, let alone did anything sexual with Shai's Boyfriend, David...we just good friends.... > > Here... You said wine and dine, and he could have his way with you. Sounds pretty damn gay to me. > >http://minichan.org/topic/89064
Yeah...VERY FUNNY...too bad I never said that....someone is pretending to be me....but then again, WHO WOULDN'T PRETEND TO BE ME???
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,036,677
@previous (Eco)
Are you denying this is you? Fucking faggot...
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,036,680
Yeah, it is....one time when I was SCAMMED INTO POSTING NUDE PHOTOS When I was VERY DRUNK & HIGH, and I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD RECEIVE DRUG MONEY FOR POSTING REQUESTED PICS...Doesn't make me fucking gay.... I am comfortable enough in my Sexuality, that I can post nude photos for the world to do whatever with...I don't really give two fucks...
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,036,681
@previous (Eco)
You weren't drunk or high. You were begging for cash to get some green.
I gotta give Bert credit... He begged for cash on TC, but he never went as stupid as you did.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,036,683
> You weren't drunk or high. You were begging for cash to get some green. > > I gotta give Bert credit... He begged for cash on TC, but he never went as stupid as you did.
Well it was for CRACK MONEY, not green, for one...
and at desperate times, I would do just about anything for another hit of crack, including sell myself...
WE ALL SELL OURSELVES IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER....
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,036,684
> I think the only way to salvage your profile is to delete it, get clean, achieve some level of concrete success in your chosen career path and THEN start looking for a date. You need therapy more than a romantic partner at this time in your life.
Lol
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,036,692
And Cryin Ryan becomes strangely silent...
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,036,701
Good luck with everything, Eco!
This has been a fantastic thread.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,036,801
if the ni??a who invented narcan knew what he unleashed on the world... ???
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,036,809
> Good luck, bud. Online dating can damage ones self esteem but you got to hang in there and take no rejection personally.
Thanks Svet...I would NEVER let a female hurt my Pride or Self-esteem, but I DO get frustrated when even the fat bitches don't respond to my messages because they discriminate against recreational drug users...
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,036,810