As heard on PBS radio. There are 1000's of positions open for undertakers.
One click on Google outputs as
The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that undertakers working in the United States earned an average of $29.55 an hour and a mean yearly salary of $61,460 as of May 2011. The median-earning half of undertakers reported hourly wages ranging from $18.85 to $34.31 and salaries of between $39,200 and $71,360 a year.
Contrast that to Proctologist Education and Training. 4 years for your BS degree.
You have to then appear for a Medical College Admissions Test, (MCAT), to obtain an admission in to a Medical School. You only need an introductory level of knowledge of physics, biology, organic and inorganic chemistry, biochemistry, psychology and sociology for the MCAT. You need to be comfortable in Algebra and Trig. Some passages may describe upper-division topics, but correctly answering the questions will not require upper-division knowledge. Nearly 50% of all MCAT test takers sit for the MCAT a second time due to inadequate preparation the first time. This test is mean as all fuck.
Then After graduating from the Medical School, you must earn M.D., or Medical Doctor Degree. Overall, 8 years of education and training is essential to become a proctologist. ‘Hands-on’ training through residencies and fellowships is also required for potential proctologists. You are required to complete a General Surgery Residency, (5 to 6 years). Furthermore, a proctologist must complete a Colorectal Surgery Fellowship, (1 to 2 years).
• Then, you have to appear for the Medical Licensing Examination and get licensed by the American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery before starting practice as a proctologist.
The average salary range for a proctologist is about $137,344 to $249,550 per year.
Yearly I have to bend over and the rest is TMI. I hate just hate taking that test.
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