Topic: ^^^I'M SPREADIN' MAD METH MANIA! FROM HERE TO LITHUANIA! TO THE HEART OF TRANSYLVANIA!^^^
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #91,055
I'M SPREADIN' MAD METH MANIA!FROM HERE TO LITHUANIA!
TO THE HEART OF TRANSYLVANIA!
DRIVIN' EVERYONE INSANE, YEAH!
I SNORT A BRICK OF COCAINE, WAH!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUFF,
AND BITCH, I'M GONNA GET ROUGH!
FUCK THE LAW; I'M GONNA POST SOME SNUFF!
GRAB YO NECK BY THE SCRUFF!
AND LICK YO BITCH'S MUFF!
AS WE HUFF AND PUFF...
ON SOME METH THAT WE GOT ON-CUFF!
Stealing Candy From Tha Store! Looking For A Cheap Whore!
Living Life Out On The Street! Getting Blisters on Ma Feet!
But I Pick Up Homeless Chicks, And Bang them In Hotels!
Got 20 Crack Dealers, I Just Hit’em on they Cells!
Bumming Smokes, and Ringin' they Fuckin' Bells!
Haterz Can Go 2 HELL,
THE ECO RIDES UR MOM WELL!
Smoked $400 of Crack-Cocaine!
Now I’m IN-DEEP-PAIN,
and I'm HALF-INSANE,
MY AMBITION'S SLAIN!
JUMP A MOVIN' TRAIN,
SLICE OUT A PIECE OF YO BRAIN!
HEY'O, OUR BARS ARE PURE FIRE,
WE MAKE THE LADIES PERSPIRE,
AS WE SLASH YA TIRE,
CUT Y'ALL WIT' RAZOR WIRE!
AND THEN WATCH YOU EXPIRE;
SITUATION IS DIRE...
CAN'T CALL ME A LIAR,
I'LL BUILD YA FUNERAL PYRE!
METH HITS ME WITH THE FORCE OF A FUCKING TYPHOON!
AND THEN I'M OFF-TO-THE-MOON!
TO FEEL MY MIND BALLOON!
ON A RESORT IN CANCUN!
WHILE I SPIT YOU A TUNE!
I'M A MAD METH-MONGER!
I'M THE BEST BEER-PONGER
YOU CATS WANNA TALK SMACK!
TOO BAD, THE ECO IS STRONGER!!
YOU CAN GUM MY DONG, OR
TRY TO NUMB MY SCHLONG, SIR!
All I really want is to be a PAID MUSICIAN!
GETTING CONSISTENTLY LAID WOULD BE MY NEW TRADITION
NEVER BEEN A FAN OF SUPERSTITION,
MY POPPA KILLED MAN WHEN HE TOOK ME FISHIN'
NAH THE ECO AINT FEELIN THAT SHIT YOU DISHIN
I'LL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION;
GOT YO GIRL IN THE 'DOGGY' POSITION!!
/// EcoManiac \\\
toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,035,982
I SNORT A BRICK OF COCAINE, WAH!
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,983
@previous (toni !RwordOooFE)
> I SNORT A BRICK OF COCAINE, WAH!
i dunno, it seemed to complete the rhyme sequence....I wrote that song hastily while under the influence of a lot of crack, meth, weed, and clonazepams...
> I SNORT A BRICK OF COCAINE, WAH!
i dunno, it seemed to complete the rhyme sequence....I wrote that song hastily while under the influence of a lot of crack, meth, weed, and clonazepams...
toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,984
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,989
FUCK OFF PEDOPHILE
bichonderp !DONgSbOYdw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,990
I resolved to read your topics but I don't think I can actually do it
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,994
I kept expecting him to go from horribly awful to pretty crappy but I am beginning to lose hope
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,036,106
@1,035,990 (bichonderp !DONgSbOYdw)
> I resolved to read your topics but I don't think I can actually do it
I still hold out hope that one day he will throw in a verse somewhere about he goes insane trying to reply to dialectic criticisms of Proust's work or how he stays up all night strung out creating equations to model molecular folding of lipid bilayer embedded proteins. It would be fun just to see if anyone was paying attention.
> I resolved to read your topics but I don't think I can actually do it
I still hold out hope that one day he will throw in a verse somewhere about he goes insane trying to reply to dialectic criticisms of Proust's work or how he stays up all night strung out creating equations to model molecular folding of lipid bilayer embedded proteins. It would be fun just to see if anyone was paying attention.