Topic: There are mass shooters in my town.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #91,033
30 shot so far, multiple shooters. Can't I just have a quiet Saturday afternoon w/o shooters fucking shit up? God dammit.
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toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,035,700
for real? Lame bro
toni !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,701
are u in Odessa??
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,702
@previous (toni !RwordOooFE)
Midland. It is multiple shooters, one at the mall currently. I am just at home, so I should be safe.
Midland. It is multiple shooters, one at the mall currently. I am just at home, so I should be safe.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,711
@OP
Try to get them to post on Minichan! We haven't had a mass shooter spread the word in a while.
Try to get them to post on Minichan! We haven't had a mass shooter spread the word in a while.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,712
@1,035,702 (A)Trumps/NRA solution is that everyone gets a weapon. That way the good guys can shoot at the bad guys.
Gov should set up a program with free assault rifles and bullets and large magazines, then everyone carries them in car. Husband and wife each with a gun.
In addition each person should carry a Beretta on their hip for public place where rifles just get in the way of shopping etc. Gov should provide everyone over the age of 18 with guns and rifles.
Wild West once worked so lets bring it back.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,713
Damn bruh!
Stay safe and shit, hopefully this isn't the day martial law starts
Stay safe and shit, hopefully this isn't the day martial law starts
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,730
@1,035,711 (C)
I'm at home, trying not to be shot.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
We'll see what happens. You'll be happy to know all the nuggets are safe at home.
I'm at home, trying not to be shot.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
We'll see what happens. You'll be happy to know all the nuggets are safe at home.
Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,731
He dead
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,734
Bilbo !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,737
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,742
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,744
@1,035,734 (A)
You better not be posting here while dead unless you want Matt to come investigate. Please stay alive, OP.
You better not be posting here while dead unless you want Matt to come investigate. Please stay alive, OP.
beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,753
that is so scary, sorry @op pls keep us updated
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,774
Itt: nervous nellies
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,790
@1,035,753 (beckyderp !DONgSbOYdw)
Still alive. As far as I can tell they are still looking for at least one suspect.
Still alive. As far as I can tell they are still looking for at least one suspect.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,793
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,794
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,796
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,800
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,807
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,813
Only thing in Texas is steers and queers
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,843
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,863
Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,864
I dont wanna do what I did in Texas.....
Man rides up to a saloon on a beautifullly patterned Palomino stallion, ties the horse to the rail, walks inside, orders lunch and a beer. After his meal is done he gets up, pays the waitress and walks out the doors...to find his horse missing.
He sighs mournfully, removes the safety loops on his guns and walks back inside. The crowd falls silent as he taps his guns meaningfully....
*"Now folks...I like my horse a lot, my late wife gave him to me and he's a prebred. Now, I dunno who took him, but Im gonna sit at this table..and in five minutes, if my horse isnt back where I left him, Im gonna have to do what i did in Texas.."*
His gaze sweeps across them one by one..*."..and I didnt like what I had to do in Texas, no sirree..the town didnt like it much either..so you now have \*consults his fob watch\* four minutes"*
He walks to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey, the entire room silent..and outside is heard the sound of running feet, the clip clop of hooves and the jingle of harness. Satisfied, the gunman walks outside, sees his horse safe and sound, smiles.
*"Folks, thank ye kindly for not making me do what I had to do in Texas. much obliged to y'all"*
Mounting his horse, he rides away, tipping his hat to the ladies as he goes.
Three months later, Dodge City, Kansas:
The gunman is grooming his horse at the saddlery, when along comes the barman who served him back on that day. He comes in and the gunman recognises him, greets him politely and continues caring for his horse.
The barman clears his throat, a little nervous...and asks what was ion the back of all their minds that day..
*"Sir...you never did tell us...what DID you have to do that day in Texas?"*
The gunfighter shrugs, looks at his feet and says sadly
*"I had to walk home"*
Man rides up to a saloon on a beautifullly patterned Palomino stallion, ties the horse to the rail, walks inside, orders lunch and a beer. After his meal is done he gets up, pays the waitress and walks out the doors...to find his horse missing.
He sighs mournfully, removes the safety loops on his guns and walks back inside. The crowd falls silent as he taps his guns meaningfully....
*"Now folks...I like my horse a lot, my late wife gave him to me and he's a prebred. Now, I dunno who took him, but Im gonna sit at this table..and in five minutes, if my horse isnt back where I left him, Im gonna have to do what i did in Texas.."*
His gaze sweeps across them one by one..*."..and I didnt like what I had to do in Texas, no sirree..the town didnt like it much either..so you now have \*consults his fob watch\* four minutes"*
He walks to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey, the entire room silent..and outside is heard the sound of running feet, the clip clop of hooves and the jingle of harness. Satisfied, the gunman walks outside, sees his horse safe and sound, smiles.
*"Folks, thank ye kindly for not making me do what I had to do in Texas. much obliged to y'all"*
Mounting his horse, he rides away, tipping his hat to the ladies as he goes.
Three months later, Dodge City, Kansas:
The gunman is grooming his horse at the saddlery, when along comes the barman who served him back on that day. He comes in and the gunman recognises him, greets him politely and continues caring for his horse.
The barman clears his throat, a little nervous...and asks what was ion the back of all their minds that day..
*"Sir...you never did tell us...what DID you have to do that day in Texas?"*
The gunfighter shrugs, looks at his feet and says sadly
*"I had to walk home"*
Anonymous H triple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,865
Q: How can you tell if someone in Texas is married? A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,868
wow I didn't know Texas folks are slobs
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,869
@1,035,863 (H)
Are you seriously trying to make fun of the number of letters in the state's name? You realize Texas is five letters, right retard?
Are you seriously trying to make fun of the number of letters in the state's name? You realize Texas is five letters, right retard?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,876
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,880
Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,881
Texas is neighbors with mexicolol