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Topic: I SCOPE out my victims with TEDIOUS CARE, THEN I MAKE THEM STRIP DOWN TO THEY UNDERWEAR, BUT BEWARE

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #91,001

Externally hosted imageI scope out my victims with TEDIOUS CARE,
THEN I MAKE THEM STRIP DOWN TO THEY UNDERWEAR,
BUT BEWARE, OF THEY UNKEMPT PUBIC HAIR
AND HIDDEN STUPID FARES,
AS IM SHOOTING YOU GLARES...
WHO THE FUCK CARES....

BECAUSE I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK-ROCK UNTIL I GET 'STUCK',
'CAUSE IM DOWN ON MY LUCK,
AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK...
MOUTH OFF, ILL HIT YOU LIKE A TRANSPORT TRUCK,
AND YO WIG WILL GET PLUCKED!!!

On your carpet I am going to leave a red stain
And you'll be dead, Lain
Feeling head pain
So call one eight hundred two two two tips
And tell him that I run with the bloods and the crips
I crush faces whenever I sense any beef whoever disgraces or goes against me
Now you might think that I'll be bragging bout the honey's I'm tagging but my pants be sagging and my balls be dragging
I'm forever getting high
Caress your woman's thigh the ry-guy makes killing easy as pie
As the time flies objectively by
We asked selectively why
We be left here to cry and die
Just look into my eye
I'm out for a piece of the pie
And to snipe haters where they lie...
I'm a LYRICAL GENIUS,
WIT' A MIRACLE PENIS,
IF Y'ALL EVER SEEN IT,
IT BE SMOOTH AS VENUS!
Though My CRIMES ARE HEINOUS,
MY ROD REMAINS VEINOUS!

/// EcoManiac \\\

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,035,194

Does your mother know you make people take their clothes off?

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,200

@previous (B)

> Does your mother know you make people take their clothes off?

PROBABLY, SHE TOOK ME CRUISING THIS MORNING LOOKING FOR A HOOKER TO FUCK

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,201

@previous (Eco)
Now that's a good mum

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,203

@previous (B)

> Now that's a good mum

yeah she's pretty solid

Shaiby joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,239

@1,035,200 (Eco)
What!? That's hilarious!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,282

FUCK OFF PEDOPHILE

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,291

@1,035,200 (Eco)
Oh God what is the story behind this?

toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,293

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
she has to do what her autistic son wants OR ELSE

Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,298

@1,035,291 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Eco wanted to fuck a hucker, and his mom gave him a lift. What else do you need?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,308

@1,035,293 (toni !RwordOooFE)
Or else what?? He'll write a shitty rap song about her?
@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Well, just the entire thing to be explained.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Bilbo !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,313

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

His mom gave him a lift

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,315

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Ok but so why would a mother help her son purchase sex?

Bilbo !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,316

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Is that really the craziest mother son story you've heard from this board?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,317

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
Idk, can you think of a crazier one?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,346

@1,035,200 (Eco)

> PROBABLY, SHE TOOK ME CRUISING THIS MORNING LOOKING FOR A HOOKER TO FUCK

You're full of shit. 2 days ago you were bitching about how shitty your mom was.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,352

@previous (D)
2 days ago his mom hadn't tried to get him laid yet.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,354

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Maybe his mom wants a threesome with a hooker and Eco.

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,382

TO CLARIFY,
I had to give my MOM $1,000 this morning...$400 so her mortgage didn't bounce, and the rest of the money she put aside for food and smokes for me for the month, since I have no Vehicle....

As to why she took me cruising for hookers...I had one girl in mind who is pretty cute and wanted to smoke some crack with me, but I didn't have her contact info, so I made my mom drive down the main hooker strip hoping to find her or another girl....

Luckily, SHAI invited a working girl over to the hotel who serviced me wonderfully...

In my Pimping days, I persuaded my Mom to respect Working Girls as human beings just like anyone else!

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,400

@previous (Eco)
That's funny. You're homeless and broke, but can give your mom a thousand bucks?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,403

@1,035,382 (Eco)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT OK.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,411

@1,035,400 (D)

> That's funny. You're homeless and broke, but can give your mom a thousand bucks?

YEP! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE ME A MASSIVE REFUND FOR ALL THE MONEY I BEEN SPENDIN' ON MOTEL FEES...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,412

@previous (Eco)
You are the #1 argument against a welfare state and for letting people die in the streets.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,423

@1,035,411 (Eco)

> YEP! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE ME A MASSIVE REFUND FOR ALL THE MONEY I BEEN SPENDIN' ON MOTEL FEES...

Cool story pedo.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,448

He has hit his mom, stolen from her, and vandalized her house

Shaiby replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,464

@1,035,346 (D)
No, it's true, she actually took him hooker shopping until he found out one of my girls i had over works.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,465

Externally hosted image@1,035,448 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> He has hit his mom, stolen from her, and vandalized her house

NOT TRUE!
NEVER HIT MY MOMS!
MAYBE I STOLE $40 FROM HER PURSE ONE TIME...
FEEL BAD ABOUT IT!
MAYBE I BOOTED HER FRONT DOOR TO BITS AND BROKE & ENTERED....
ALSO FEEL VERY REMORSEFUL AND MY CHARGE FOR THAT HAS BEEN DROPPED DUE TO MENTAL HEALTH REASONS....

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,466

@1,035,464 (Shaiby)
Yes, I'm sure it is true. Just like the story about the alleged child molester/woman beater.

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,468

@1,035,465 (Eco)
Ooh, look everyone! A new story!

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,482

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,497

@1,035,465 (Eco)
You've threatened both parents with violence if they don't give you money. And you have hit or pushed her

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Shaiby replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,509

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
K but how do you guys know this stuff?

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,520

@1,035,497 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> You've threatened both parents with violence if they don't give you money. And you have hit or pushed her

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT, KOOK!
NOT ONCE!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,035,521

@OP


> I crush faces whenever I sense any beef whoever disgraces or goes against me


No you don't lol. You're 5' 6" and 150 lbs.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

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