Topic: How do you feel about the new butthole-bleaching trend?
Ron Jeremy started this discussion 15 years ago#91
I can’t even believe I’m writing about this shit. Actually, fuck that; I can’t believe someone came up with this. I thought I had heard everything when I found out about people cutting up and rearranging their vaginas (AKA labiaplasty), but now I’ve really reached a “holy shit, the world is going to end†moment.
Apparently, with the rise in the popularity of anal sex among today’s youth and the exploding popularity of anal porn (regular sex just isn’t sexy enough, man), the world has become increasingly aware of a serious problem that, luckily, chemicals can solve for us: the inappropriately-hued butthole. I’m picturing all sorts of scenarios in which this affront to aesthetics could come to light, and none of them are cute. They all revolve around a scenario in which a woman has been talked into “doing anal†despite her reservations about it, only to have the persuader stop and say, “Dear god, how can I be expected to do this thing that I made such a big deal out of getting you to do when your butthole isn’t even the right shade of pink?â€
I know, that was gross. But don’t get mad at me. I’m not the one who has brought us to the point where men are demanding that women “do anal†and women are expected to not only acquiesce — whether it’s something they enjoy or not — but also to make sure their buttholes are the right shade of pink for the event, applying toxic chemicals to achieve that shade if necessary. I’m pretty sure this means that pornographers now completely control our minds. Otherwise there’s no fucking way a woman could go into a salon and say, “While I’m here having my pubes ripped out by the roots, could you please go ahead and apply some chemicals to my butthole?†The fucking ARROGANCE of these motherfuckers expecting women to not only let their bodies be used like objects, but to endanger their own health to make the experience more aesthetically pleasing to the person doing the using makes me so fucking angry that I want to start a nu metal band or something (OK, I can’t get that angry).
I don’t mean to beat a dead horse or anything, but the fact that this procedure exists should make it clear to everyone in the world that a) women in this godforsaken country of porn-crazed idiots are seen as nothing but sex objects, that b) our idea of what it means to be a woman is so distorted and warped that most men are now no longer attracted to women but rather to cartoonish facsimiles of women, and that c) a large proportion of the women in the world are completely brainwashed, because they just keep on accepting these new “beauty†and “grooming†requirements in the quest for male approval, basing their self-worth on whether men want to use them, which is just where these assholes want us.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,730
@previous (E)
I was posting from my Kindle, but that doesn't mean that what I said was untrue.
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,605
@previous (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Beauty standards for women are for marketing purposes imo.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,626
@1,510 (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC) > I feel like to beauty standerds for woman are there to make them seem like something less than human.
Belief in massive global conspiracies is a sign of mental illness.
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,636
notice how the creeps who are obsessed with assholes are too ashamed to post ITT
œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,663
You do realise how many women get up in the morning put make up on and bleach their asshole without being asked too by a man, they choose to do it so men can appreciate it.
!OPhereejJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,705
i use my butthole for pooping.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,706
@2,663 (œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig)
This is exactly why my girlfriend bleaches. It isn't because I tell her "Bleach that disgusting shithole or I'm going to break up with you" and it isn't because I say "If I had a girlfriend who would do anal with a pretty butthole maybe I'd stop getting drunk every night", she does it because she WANTS to. She does it because it makes her feel more like a woman, and it gives her confidence and self esteem.
Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,708
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<Turns, walks away.>
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,710
I think it's pretty fucking stupid.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,732
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Yeah, just like when they entered the workforce and handed their children over to the state to raise. It was for them. They got "independence," like a shitty boss and paying taxes. Oh, and they got to help make corporations even more rich. But it was all for them.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,734
@2,705 (!OPhereejJA)
you are a faggot and you probably also use it for fucking shit up your ass.
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,735
@2,626 (H)
Hmmmm, believing people will work towards a common purpose while protecting the secrets which empower them is mental illness now. Interesting.
It's almost as if believing anything without the express consent of others is some form of mental illness. As it was in the dark ages. Very curious.
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Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,825
every butthole is a unique and beautiful flower.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,828
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Then why isn't it marketed towards men?
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#2,833
Seriously, does no one think about things like this? Why do we expect our females to be hairless and painted?
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,865
@previous (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Because females on TV are hairless and painted, and we stare more of them than we do real people. Duh.
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Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,870
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) > right > duty
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The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,871
@2,833 (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Honestly, because having sex with a beautiful, petite girl, is NOT as enjoyable when you have to look at a brown, puckered, hairy butthole and know that she squeezes out thick, brown, pasty, stinky turdlogs. That is why.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,872
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,878
@2,871 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
poop comes out of there either way
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,882
@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
I know, but seeing it brown or black and hairy makes it worse. This is even worse if there are bits of toilet paper or dingleberries around it.
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,884
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lol god dammit
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,896
@2,870 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
That meme is great. Alcohol literally is yeast shit.
Anonymous P double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,903
@2,872 (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
THEY are the females we want, and women who aren't on TV are the females we must settle for. Pay attention.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,912
OP IS NOT DM I AM DISAPPOINT.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,987
@2,903 (P)
This is circular logic. Do we want those women because they are on t.v. or are they on t.v. because we want them?
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,988
@2,882 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
But, why should women have to see a hairy asshole?
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC triple-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,995
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The two things are not connected.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#2,997
@2,988 (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
They should not if they do not want, but women seem to be much less visually-oriented.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,001
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
That seems liken a poor excuse. When I see a shaved and painted woman tottering around on heels it really turns me off. It makes women look like alien beings, and it's very strange.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,003
@previous (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
I agree. I prefer a natural brown, puckered butthole in my face when I do 69. But I am just trying to understand why some men might want a sanitary, leached girlanus.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,005
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Can you imagine if they marketed a foreskin bleach or something crazy like that?
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,008
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well I guess we agree on something then.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,009
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,010
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Will you be bleaching your anus anytime soon?
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,041
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But if they were? I doubt that it would even occur to you.
œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,056
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Tomorrow as you get out of bed a man will hold u at knifepoint demanding to see your puckered man pussy. Go bleach now so that he is appeased.
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,062
@2,987 (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
No, there's really nothing circular about it at all. While watching TV or porn or whatever, we are relaxed and free to indulge whatever lustful thoughts come into our heads. It is a one-way communication medium. Whereas IRL we have to contain our stares and manage our thoughts to interact with women on a more socially acceptable level.
We want those women because they are on TV. Media instructs us what to buy, what to think, and who to vote for. Plain and simple.
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Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,064
@3,056 (œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig)
Making threats is a federal crime.
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,067
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,075
OP, seriously though. I think you are overreacting. And not only that, you are demonstrating a strong anti-male bias. Men do not FORCE women bleach their assholes, they simply prefer pink to brown or purple, and competitive women react to this preference.
Besides. Men have their fucking foreskins cut off to please women. I mean, let's be honest here, there's really no fucking logical reason for circumcision other than making oral sex taste better. Men constantly make sacrifices to please women. There's no reason at all why women shouldn't do the same.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,078
@previous (P)
YOu make good points. I have to still say that I prefer brown girlani though. It makes them more human, and I like that.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,079
@3,075 (P)
I think that circumcision is awful as well.
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,108
@2,735 (P)
If you believe that anal bleaching is part of a conspiracy and not part of socio-cultural aesthetic trends you are mentally ill.
Anonymous X double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,118
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Both of you or just Angela?
Anonymous X triple-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,137
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How much does it cost? I hate body hair with a passion.
totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,144
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I tried to get laser hair removal. I went through about four treatments at $150.00 a pop. After the last one, the nurse said that it clearly wasn't working, and she felt so bad she didn't charge me for that last treatment.
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,148
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,156
@3,108 (X)
Well you must not understand what conspiracy means. You see, anything at all can be part of some conspiracy or another. That's the point. IT'S A SECRET.
Anonymous X replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,159
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WHAT???
lol
I would do the opposite. Get rid of everything except my facial hair.
Anonymous X double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,164
@3,156 (P)
Believing that everything is a conspiracy is a sign of mental illness.
œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,167
@3,064 (V)
I'm not making threats dumb ass, I'm warning him about the future. Go tell the courts I gave the man advice. Oh and by the way, you know that mole by your cracker? Its cancerous.
Not believing conspiracy theories is a sign of ignorance
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Anonymous X replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,171
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So you just want to get rid of the patchy bits? That makes sense.
Anonymous X double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,176
@3,167 (œ„----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig)
There are conspiracies. For example, many Arab states were asking the USA to bomb Iran. That was a conspiracy. Most revolutions and assassinations are conspiracies.
Anal bleaching is not a conspiracy. The moon landing is not a conspiracy. Aliens are not a conspiracy.
Anonymous X triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,180
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If I had fair hair I probably wouldn't care but it's dark and thicker than average so I want to get rid of my body hair.
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,185
@3,164 (X)
Certainly. If you believe EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, then yes you have issues. However, it's also true that if you believe there are no conspiracies at all, then you are just fucking stupid.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,186
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You talk about Angela a lot. I don't think she would appreciate it.
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,193
Women wouldn't be able to buy shit like this if no one was fucking buying it, they are the creators of their own hell. Dye hair, tint eyebrows, apply make-up, wear mascara, put on lipstick, shave fanny/legs, bleach facial hair/pubes/butthole. If no one bought this shit no one would give a shit about it. The cosmetic companies are making a huge fortune from these sheep.
Women don't buy shit to look good for their men, they buy it to look prettier than the girl standing next to them.
Also OP has never had a girlfriend, you have NO IDEA how a womans mind works.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#3,194
> There are conspiracies. For example, many Arab states were asking the USA to bomb Iran. That was a conspiracy. Most revolutions and assassinations are conspiracies.
These are documented and proven conspiracies. But remember, this was not always the case. There was once a time when this information was strictly for those who need to know.
> Anal bleaching is not a conspiracy. The moon landing is not a conspiracy. Aliens are not a conspiracy.
Like it or not, all these things are POTENTIAL conspiracies. Most rational people would conclude they probably aren't conspiracies in reality, but absent perfect information, there's really no way to know for sure. Only the most ignorant assume to know something for certain in the absence of perfect information.