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Topic: Do raccoons eat pork?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,973

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Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes. 5 63%
No. 1 13%
Not sure. 2 25%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,034,907

Raccoons will eat kittens, that's a fact.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,909

Raccoons eat anything

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,914

No, it's haram.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,915

@1,034,909 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No raccoons have showed up yet, and there are 3 pork chops

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,918

@previous (A)
But do you normally have them in that area, or are you just expecting them to know it's Porkchop O' clock?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,942

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I feed the raccoons several times a week, and they know this is the place to go

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,944

Raccoons used to eat some of the food I'd put outside for the cats daily.
They would walk up on the deck while I was looking at the paper and drinking coffee.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,949

@1,034,942 (A)
They will come eventually and love and respect you for the special treat

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,951

@1,034,944 (B)
Once I accidentally left my plate outside a d when I came back, a fat ass racoon was eating my chicken and stole my fork!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,955

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I just hope this doesn't poison them

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,956

UPDATE

the pork is gone and somehow I didn't see this happen! I had the lights on and was trying to watch

So to reward them for this covert mission, I've added Chex Mix and Tostitos chips

I am waiting

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,958

I am so fond of raccoons

They have adorable little clawed paws

Everything they do is adorable

Try watching a raccoon eat Cheetos you've lovingly put out for him

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,960

@previous (A)
Raccoons are pretty cool. I never got why people hated them so much.

toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,962

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
they kill rabbits and knock down trash but they aight

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,968

@1,034,956 (A)
A successful night
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