Topic: these "everyday carry" guys are faggots

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago #90,900

You know, these retards with bunches of stupid shit in their pockets, often with the gimmicky "tactical" style so you can pretend to be Jack Bauer. On a whim to find a joke, I searched for tactical toothbrush, but apparently they are real things. Fuckin retarded.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tactical+toothbrush&t=ffnt&iax=images&ia=images

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,034,192

I like it when soyboys talk about the scary things the big bad meanie people have.

"Why does your military style toothbrush have to have a pistol grip and a high capacity of toothpaste? You don't need that to fight plaque! How many teeth could be affected in a single mouth if it had a silencer? WHY WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!"

It's grate :)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,193

@previous (B)
Jokes on them. Real hillbillies don't have enough teeth to need a tactical toothbrush.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,194

I only carry my phone my car keys and my wallet lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,196

Tactical dildo

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,197

I don't like it because it's just a fancy way of saying "the shit normal people carry in their pockets". I have a selection of items I carry every day in my pockets but to post on forums that "I EDC a Benchmade Skirmish, a Motorola Moto E4, a wallet with some credit cards and cash in it, etc, etc" is just fuckin GAY and pretentious, imho.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,201

Come and take it you fucking faggots! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,214

@previous (G)

Do you have elephants breaking into your house?

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,226

@1,034,192 (B)

> I like it when soyboys talk about the scary things the big bad meanie people have.
>
> "Why does your military style toothbrush have to have a pistol grip and a high capacity of toothpaste? You don't need that to fight plaque! How many teeth could be affected in a single mouth if it had a silencer? WHY WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!"
>
> It's grate :)

what the fuck

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,227

@1,034,197 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> I don't like it because it's just a fancy way of saying "the shit normal people carry in their pockets". I have a selection of items I carry every day in my pockets but to post on forums that "I EDC a Benchmade Skirmish, a Motorola Moto E4, a wallet with some credit cards and cash in it, etc, etc" is just fuckin GAY and pretentious, imho.

yeah just now I get reminded of the rediculous nerd code that some fuckers used on the earliest social media to describe every fucking personal detail and it would fill 20 lines with jackoff letters/numbers nonsense and no one gives a shit about any other person that much to read all that

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,241

These are funny

Useless tiny notebook

Color coordinated chapstick tube and balls of tactical yarn

Weird useless dice with letters on them

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,242

I like this one because the guy walks around with a bento box that has his keys and wallet and phone in

Anonymous D triple-posted this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,243

Tactical inhaler

Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,244

Idk if the guy carries around the lugia and the minecraft sword pen in his pocket or wears them... also he’s missing like keys a wallet a phone so idk what to make of this one

Anonymous D quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,245

I just pulled those off the first page of reddit for EDC I’m sure there’s way worse stuff out there

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,256

@1,034,244 (D)
That's a latios.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,265

@1,034,245 (D)
Please post more. I am enjoying them

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,266

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I always carry you in my heart.

toni !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,274

@1,034,241 (D)

> These are funny
>
> Useless tiny notebook
>
> Color coordinated chapstick tube and balls of tactical yarn
>
> Weird useless dice with letters on them

lmao is that my brothers pocket
he has those same weird fuckin clacker balls that he makes

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,311

@1,034,266 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Thank you sweetness, I'm glad that you're alive

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,312

@1,034,274 (toni !RwordOooFE)
Oh I didnt know what those were supposed to be

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,326

Lol who carries more than like phone wallet keys headphones and maybe a watch and glasses?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,329

I feel weird and awkward if I don't have a pen easily within reach.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,331

Here is my camo toothpick holder and my tactical pocket sousaphone, look at how cool I am.

toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,332

@1,034,329 (C)
what for??

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,333

@1,034,326 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I carry
1. Muscle rub
2. Lip balm
3. Cough drops
4. Mints
5. Tissues
6. External cellphone battery pack and cord
7. Earbuds
8. Lotion
9. Cellphone
10. Medications

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,336

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you have a purse or a handbag or something? I only have pockets so I am pretty limited in what I want to bring with me.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,337

I carry my phone-For phoning
My knife-For knifeing
My keys-For keying
A lighter-For lightering
And cigarettes-For cigaretteing(Usually while doing bad things).

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,338

@1,034,331 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> tactical pocket sousaphone
While not practical or particularly useful, it would be more interesting than a tactical oral hygiene kit or collapsible mini-tool collection. Certainly a conversation piece, the tactical sousaphone.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,339

it's to play "fat guy walking" music as featured on Family Guy

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,340

@1,034,332 (toni !RwordOooFE)
> what for??
Writing, mostly. Sometimes I use a pen to poke at things or open packaging as well.

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