Topic: Father Merrin
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,886 I am a sinner I immediate need of baptism and salvation! Please tell me where to find your church so I can be saved!
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,078 First, and foremost... Are you a male under the age of 13?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,079 @previous (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Yes, Father.
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,081 @previous (A)
Very well, my child. Please tell me your sins so I know which God to summon.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,082 @OP > I am a sinner I immediate need of baptism and salvation! Please tell me where to find your church so I can be saved!
You know you can receive baptism and salvation from any Catholic church near you, right?
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,085 @previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Shush imposter. I am helping this young man.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,088 @1,034,082 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I want you to do it, Father!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,090 @1,034,085 (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
> Shush imposter. I am helping this young man.
Very well, then hurry up and tell him where he can find your church like he asked.
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,034,103 @previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He wants you obviously. He needs you to suck the sin out of him. So carry on.
@1,034,088 (D)
> I want you to do it, Father!
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