Topic: Father Merrin
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,886
I am a sinner I immediate need of baptism and salvation! Please tell me where to find your church so I can be saved!
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,034,078
First, and foremost... Are you a male under the age of 13?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,079
@previous (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Yes, Father.
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,081
@previous (A)
Very well, my child. Please tell me your sins so I know which God to summon.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,082
@OP
> I am a sinner I immediate need of baptism and salvation! Please tell me where to find your church so I can be saved!
You know you can receive baptism and salvation from any Catholic church near you, right?
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,085
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Shush imposter. I am helping this young man.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,088
@1,034,082 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I want you to do it, Father!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,090
@1,034,085 (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
> Shush imposter. I am helping this young man.
Very well, then hurry up and tell him where he can find your church like he asked.
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,034,103
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He wants you obviously. He needs you to suck the sin out of him. So carry on.
@1,034,088 (D)
> I want you to do it, Father!
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