Only in porn or in truck stop bathrooms, which are America's no go zones
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,034,027
@1,034,025 (C)
I like the clapping, it helps you keep even strokes
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Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,034,029
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I feel like the clapping noises should happen pretty naturally.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,034,030
@previous (C)
I get what you are hinting at, and a true man of culture dies not reference such bestial carnality. Clapping during sex is the coital version of holding up your pinky while drinking tea. Is it necessary? No. But why live such a life
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,034,035
and lo, verily, did the weary shepherd venture down the mountain and into the town, and did seek out his glory
there it was, the wall which not was all wall, for there there was an opening, a glorious hole, and it called to the shephard
the shpehard did answer the call, and as he became closer, louder did the hole sing to him, and the hole did indeed glow with heaven's light
the angelic chorus grew to such a crescendo that the shehpard felt compelled as if guided by the lord himself directly the glorious hole of heaven