Topic: Has anyone hired an assassin to assassinate themselves?
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #90,800
The assassin kills himself and you get your money back!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,033,298
I did, but the assassin said the job would cost less than $20. It wasn't much of a win in the end.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,302
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,312
ALERT! THERE IS A FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER IN YOUR CHILD'S ROOM!
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