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Topic: I'm sitting in the lobby of my local bank.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #9,078

Waiting to see a Jew banker. This guy walks up to the teller and hands her his checkbook and says: "can I get my balance?" WTF????? online banking??? Every single ATM has a check balance option. I don't get it.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #160,685

Some people are afraid of ATMs or they just like interacting with the nice folks in the banks while showing off the millions on their bank account...

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,688

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
I guess but this guy had to drive here to do this. It just seems like a waste of time to me.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,690

not to mention mobile banking

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,692

@previous (C)
Yep this too.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,693

@160,688 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I also sometimes forget my card at home, but need to check if my salary came in, so I go with my ID to the bank and just check.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,695

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
That's reasonable. I lost my fucking debit card at the bar last weekend and my bank issues temporary cards while your new one is sent through the mail.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,698

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Mine was stolen, still haven't got a new one, and I was so close hahaha...

definitely not protip joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,700

I thought Jews didn’t have to wait in line.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,703

@previous (definitely not protip)
This should prove that I am not jewish

definitely not protip replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,704

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Foreskin or GTFO.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #160,729

@previous (definitely not protip)
But it's cut.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,755

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Jewishness: 1
Gentileness: 0

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,757

@previous (E)
You little prick. I will destroy you. I have many relatives in banking, law, and the media and I can have you ruined.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,758

What a coincidence OP I'm getting a new account right now

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,759

@previous (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
Fuck yeah. Get a joint account with Brian W

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,764

@160,757 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Jewishness: 2
Gentileness: 0

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,765

@previous (E)
He could also be a memberbof the Opus Dei.
Just saiyan.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,769

@160,759 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I didn't get one because our bank's saving program for minors is shit :'(

I guess I could understand not being able to use a debit card but I wouldn't even be allowed to check my balance

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,779

@previous (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
That's gay. Did you offer sexual favors? Maybe they would have accommodated you better.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #160,781

@160,765 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
What is that?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #160,795

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I think it's a lay Catholic order that people always accuse in conspiracy theories.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #160,801

@previous (E)
Oh. I'm not catholic

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #160,802

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Jewishness: 3
Gentileness: 0

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #160,823

@previous (E)
Fuck!

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #160,824

fuck lobbies man

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #160,826

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Yep. I had to wait like 30 minutes. There were so many people in the bank today.
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