Topic: I need help with my Hemorrhoids

Grover !TzrDIRTmC2 started this discussion 6 years ago #90,763

I know to avoid spicy food and eggplant

Drink lots of water and take psyllium husk

Also drink milk with lemon juice on it

I will use baby wipes to keep my bottom pristine. Any other tips?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,032,957

We need pics please.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,961

Keep the baby wipes in the refrigerator

Grover !TzrDIRTmC2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,965

@1,032,957 (B)

> We need pics please.

Hell naw

Hell naw

I ain't showing nudes to other men

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,966

Quit letting your longhaired friend fuck your booboo.

Grover !TzrDIRTmC2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,967

@previous (D)

> Quit letting your longhaired friend fuck your booboo.

He's not a faggot either!

I am constantly thinking about other men
I like to play with my dick when
I make fake ass rhymes about grovers homeboy and grover
I wish that they were gay and would make me bend over

But we ain't down with that gay shit
The Bible is clear it's not cool one bit
See if you look at Romans 1:27 in the KJV it says And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

You would see that God does not think it neat
You just a creep
So don't make another peep
Now I'm going to sleep

I had a real busy day
But nothing gay
Almost went to Buffalo Wild Wings
But I had too many things
So I went to McDonald's instead
and later I wish I was dead
The Stroopwaffle mcflurry is not my taste
So into the trash it went man what a waste
I ordered a daily DOUBLE
But even that gave me some TROUBLE
I started feeling really queasy
So I knew I had to take it easy
So I called my employer
And I didn't no show her
I told them I was sick to my tummy
So I won't be a dummy
And show up sick to my employment
I hope they don't resent
But they always hatin on me
Writing me up everytime they see (speaker unclear)
Me on my phone even though I was alone
I was talking to a bitch named Joan
Yeah she might have to use a walker
But I won't mock her
She's not old she's been around the block
And she wants that man Grover cock
But we didn't have time to fuck today
The shuttle came to take her away
They took her to thr local grocery store
But later I'll see my whore
And she'll scream more more more
Until her pussy is tore
And then she starts bleeding
She will be needing
To call for help but I'll be out the door
I can't be going to jail I'm too poor
I can't be paying for my ramen soups
My honey buns my chips or generic fruit loops
And my momma I never ask for money

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,970

@1,032,965 (Grover !TzrDIRTmC2)
I am not a man! I am. Cute teenage girl! *teehee*

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,974

you really need to dig up the asspipe to get the shit out of the crannies of roids. the shitbits in the crannies seem to flare the fuckers.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,981

@OP
Have you tried bleaching your asshole?

Minichan