Topic: IN 4 MONTHS FLAT I'LL BE A FAMOUS RAPPER! SHOCK YOU IN THE COCK WIT' AN ELECTRIC ZAPPER,ONTHECRAPPER
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,746
BITCH, IN 4 MONTHS FLAT I'LL BE A FAMOUS RAPPER!FUCKIN' SHOCK YOU IN THE COCK WIT' AN ELECTRIC ZAPPER...
WHILE YOU'RE ON THE CRAPPER!
IN THE RY-GUY'S CUTE SUIT, HE'S SURE LOOKIN' DAPPER!
I'VE GOT HALF OF THE CHAN-SITES...
SENDIN' ME FAN-BITES!
TRYIN' TO BAN WHITES!
'CAUSE ECO'S THE MAN, RIGHT??
GOT PARENTS PISSED OFF
'BOUT WHAT THE KU KLUX KLAN WRITES!
SO I'LL BE THE HOTTEST MUSICIAN OF THE 2020'S!
I REFER TO MY GROUPIES AS MY 'RABBITHOLE BUNNIES!'
I'M OUT TO MAKE MONEYS!
SO MUCH IT AIN'T FUNNY!
GET A TASTE OF DAT PUSSY THAT'S SWEETER-THAN-HONEY!
SO IF YOU WANNA PLAY DOCTOR,
WHILE I HIGH-JACK A CHOPPER,
SHOOT A GUN AT A COPPER!
WELL THEN I'LL BE YOUR SURGEON, SEE,
PUT YO ASS IN EMERGENCY, WIT' URGENCY!
YOU CAN LIE DOWN ON A SLAB,
WHILE MY JOINTS I DAB,
MAKE A POINT TO STAB,
AT YOUR LOOT, I WILL GRAB
FIND A CUTE ONE TO NAB!
NIGGA, TAKE YO JABS!
BITCHES, REMOVE YOUR HIJABS!!
/// EcoManiac \\\
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,032,779
You made this claim back on August 7th. I await December 7th, so I can laugh at how wrong you were.
Please stop trying to push the date farther.
Edit:
Also, please stop ignoring this question https://minichan.org/topic/88812
Please stop trying to push the date farther.
Edit:
Also, please stop ignoring this question https://minichan.org/topic/88812
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Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,784
I'LL SLICE YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF WIT' A SHARP MACHETE!YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME?!?! THEN, BITCH YOU BETTA GET READY!
I FLOW LIKE THE SERENGETI, WIT' A BURDEN THAT'S HEAVY...
SO WE GOIN' MEET IN THE STREET TO SETTLE THIS BEEF...
OR MEET ME IN-THE-AIR, BATTLE FOR THE STRATOSPHERE,
SURE MY FLOW'S A LITTLE SLOW, BUT THE LYRICISM'S THERE!
DON'T BE SQUARE...AS I TEAR...YOU A HOLE FROM EAR-TO-EAR...
AS I'M SWIGGIN' BACK A BEER, YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD CHEER...
SO SPARE ME THE JEERS, AND LEND ME AN EAR,
I'M THE MAN OF THE YEAR, I'M IN-THE-CLEAR!!
GOT NO FEAR!!!
SO IF YOU WANNA RAP-BATTLE...
BITCH-NIGGA, GET IN-THE-SADDLE!
AND I WILL MAKE YO HEAD RATTLE,
BEFORE I POKE AND PRATTLE!!
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Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,785
I'M SO ABOVE-THE-LAW, BITCHES CAN TAKE MY DICK RAW,YEAH I AIN'T CAUSIN' NO NONSENSE, BUT I AIN'T WEARIN' NO CONDOMS!
I'M ON THEM, SPAWN THEM, NAH I CAN'T WRONG'EM!
BUT IT'S LIKE KING KONG-DEM,
WHEN I WRITE A SONG, FAM!
~E
Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,791
THEY'RE GONNA NEED A RIOT SQUAD AT MY LIVE PERFORMANCES;THERE'S GONNA BE PEOPLE GETTING TRAMPLED, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE DOOR MAN SAYS!
I HAVEN'T YET GOTTEN AROUND TO FUCKIN' HITTIN' THE STAGE...
BUT WHEN I FINALLY DO, I'LL FILL THE CROWD WIT' RAGE,
TURN THE PAGE, AND GO ON A RAMPAGE!!!
I'LL CREEP RIGHT UP ON YOU LIKE NORMAN BATES,
AS YOUR BLOOD FLOW FALLS WHERE THE DOORMAN WAITS!
AND WITH THE STRENGTH OF POSEIDON,
I'LL EXPOSE WHAT YOU HIDIN'!
IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE CONFIDIN',
WELL DAWG, I BE HOMICIDIN'!
I TEACH FEMINIST-HATE,
PREACH LENINIST BAIT,
AND IT'LL BE GREAT,
WHEN I GO TO KUWAIT,
TO MASTURBATE, AND DETONATE!
CASTRATE AND DEBATE!
SO WHEN I DROWN YOU IN THE RIVER,
WEAR A FROWN AS YOU QUIVER,
DAWG, I ALWAYS DELIVER,
AND I'LL SLICE OUT YOUR LIVER WIT' A SLIVER,
THE ECO WILL GIVE'ER!!
/// EcoManiac \\\
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Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,806
AS I PUFF ON THIS HERB, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DISTURB,AS I REP THE 'BURBS, STOMP YOU INTO THE CURB!
SEE I'M RIPPED ON MARIJUANA!
MY THUMBS GREENER THAN AN IGUANA!
WE GOT CARTELS IN TIJUANA,
AND GET FUCKED UP LIKE WE WANNA!
GOT A MILLION LITTLE STRAINS,
TO TAKE AWAY THE PAIN...
PASS ME...A LITTLE BITTA THAT BANANA KUSH!
AND LET EMOTIONS GUSH!
LIKE A NIKE SWOOSH!
CAUSE ECO'S SMOKIN THE REEF!
CHOKIN' ON BEEF!
DID YOUR BITCH JUST QUEEF?
MAN, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!!
~E
Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,810
I'M KNOWN TO ACT SPUNKY,ALONE, I'M A JUNKIE,
SPANKING MY MONKEY,
TO HOES WHO BE CHUNKY!
THOUGH I RHYME STRAIGHT FUNKY,
AND MY HAIR-DO'S PUNK-Y!
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WE'LL HAVE YOU ON YOUR KNEES,
DRINKING ANT-FREEZE, BEGGIN' US PLEASE,
NOT TO SPREAD THE DISEASE...
WITH THIS LEAD, YOU DECEASED,
YO WOMAN DOIN' A STRIP-TEASE,
BITCH, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEES-KNEES!
HANG NIGGAZ FROM TREES!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,820
I ROLL WIT' ANONYMOUS HACKERS,OMINOUS CRACKERS,
WHO SHOW DOMINANCE, ATTACK YA!
HACK YA, JACK YA, FUCKIN' SMACK YA...
GRITTY, WITTY, SCRIPT KIDDIES,
BE BLASTIN' SOME FITTY!
EVERYBODY KNOWS MY FACE,
IN THIS FUCKED-UP CITY!
MY ATTITUDE'S PRETTY,
YOUR GRATTITUDE'S A PITY...
I FUCKIN' RUN THIS CITY!
DE-CRYPTING AND SCRIPTING,
WE SIFT THROUGH SOME NIFTY THINGS,
I FLASH YOU MY PINKY-RINGS!
THE HOMELESS PRECINCTS BLINGS,
WHILE INSIDE OF MY HEAD RINGS...
WITH AN ANNOYING SCREECH,
SO NOW I BESEECH,
YOU TO RESPECT MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!
AND MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION,
MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION,
CAN'T FAKE THIS INFECTION...
I FACE CONSTANT REJECTION,
BUT EXHIBIT SMACK-TALKIN'-DEFECTION,
I'M 2 PAC'S RESURRECTION,
YO MOM GIVES ME AN ERECTION,
AS I GIVE HER A PUSSY-INSPECTION!
IT ISN'T THAT HARD FOR US TO INSTALL A KEY-LOGGING PROGRAM...
TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, WHILE WE HIT YOU WIT' A SLOW JAM!
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, FAM! I'M SNORTIN' SOME BLOW, WHAM!
WIPE THE GRID OF THE CITY, SO I CAN DOWNLOAD SOME TITTIES,
YOUR BITCH LOOKS PRETTY, BUT I'M THE HEAD OF THE ANONYMOUS TROLLING COMMITTEE,
TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY,
I'M A BIT TOO-GREAT TO ARTICULATE, SO I CAPITULATE,
WHILE MY RHYMES PRECIPITATE!
/// EcoManiac \\\
Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,821
"IF YOU GOT A DAUGHTER OLDER THAN 15, I'MA RAPE HER!!"A Quotation by the RAPE-HAPPY, Earl Simmons, AKA DMX!!!
I'm out to OUST DMX,
'Cause the 'DOG' has GAY SEX!
Eco's Out To CASH CHEQUE!
Dog, START SHOWING RESPECT!
OR YOU GONNA GET WRECKED AND CHECKED AND DECKED!
I WILL LOCK YOU IN MY BASEMENT,
HIDE YOU IN AN ENCASEMENT,
THAT I'VE HID BENEATH THE FLOOR,
FOREVER MORE...
I'M OBSESSED WITH VIOLENCE & GORE
SILENCE & WHORES,
I ROB A LIQUOR STORE,
IT'S YOUR ASS I DEPLORE AND ABHOR..
SOON, X, WILL SEE WHAT'S IN-STORE
~EcoManiac (from the song 'DMX DISS!')
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,822
Your voice sounds like poop.
Let me put how we see you this way, you know how in movies that are really great, the actors seemed perfect for the role and you can sometimes imagine other actors in that role and it just wouldn't work?
That's how your whole rap star thing is.
It's like Cory Feldman as The Gladiator or Daniel Day Lewis as Craig in Friday. Or maybe Ellen DeGeneres instead of Jennifer Lopez in the movie Enough.
Or John Wayne and Clint Eastwood in one of the Harold and Kumar films.
Let me put how we see you this way, you know how in movies that are really great, the actors seemed perfect for the role and you can sometimes imagine other actors in that role and it just wouldn't work?
That's how your whole rap star thing is.
It's like Cory Feldman as The Gladiator or Daniel Day Lewis as Craig in Friday. Or maybe Ellen DeGeneres instead of Jennifer Lopez in the movie Enough.
Or John Wayne and Clint Eastwood in one of the Harold and Kumar films.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,823
@previous (F)
> Your voice sounds like poop.
> Let me put how we see you this way, you know how in movies that are really great, the actors seemed perfect for the role and you can sometimes imagine other actors in that role and it just wouldn't work?
> That's how your whole rap star thing is.
> It's like Cory Feldman as The Gladiator or Daniel Day Lewis as Craig in Friday. Or maybe Ellen DeGeneres instead of Jennifer Lopez in the movie Enough.
> Or John Wayne and Clint Eastwood in one of the Harold and Kumar films.
i just don't have a proper mic, phone, or computer, my voice is fine...
> Your voice sounds like poop.
> Let me put how we see you this way, you know how in movies that are really great, the actors seemed perfect for the role and you can sometimes imagine other actors in that role and it just wouldn't work?
> That's how your whole rap star thing is.
> It's like Cory Feldman as The Gladiator or Daniel Day Lewis as Craig in Friday. Or maybe Ellen DeGeneres instead of Jennifer Lopez in the movie Enough.
> Or John Wayne and Clint Eastwood in one of the Harold and Kumar films.
i just don't have a proper mic, phone, or computer, my voice is fine...
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,825
Anonymous F double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,830
@1,032,823 (E)
Let's see you do a rap that's not about your imaginary thug life and how you fantasize about doing chicks when you jerk off..
Let's see you do a rap that's not about your imaginary thug life and how you fantasize about doing chicks when you jerk off..
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,834
@previous (F)
> Let's see you do a rap that's not about your imaginary thug life and how you fantasize about doing chicks when you jerk off..
most of it isn't 'imaginary', just embellished...and OF COURSE I PICTURE BITCHES WHILE I BEAT IT!!
> Let's see you do a rap that's not about your imaginary thug life and how you fantasize about doing chicks when you jerk off..
most of it isn't 'imaginary', just embellished...and OF COURSE I PICTURE BITCHES WHILE I BEAT IT!!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,890
FUCK OFF PEDOPHILE