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How to clean your titanium Apple Card. If your titanium Apple Card comes into contact with semen that can cause stains, follow these steps to clean your card:

1. Gently wipe with a soft, slightly damp, lint-free microfiber cloth.
2. Moisten a soft, microfiber cloth with isopropyl alcohol and vigrousoly shove the card up your ass.

Don't use any lubicants, window or household cleaners, compressed air, aerosol sprays, solvents, ammonia, or abrasives to clean your titanium Apple Card anal toy.

Some fabrics, like plastic and glass, might cause permanent disassociation that will not wear off.