Monkey Heehee !mDNmHEEHEE started this discussion 6 years ago#90,690
Green was in Punjab visiting Triptych. He walked into Triptych's house, and saw Bert assaulting her! Thinking quickly, Green leapt upon Bert and beat him up so badly that Bert ran to Pakistan, bawling like a girl the entire way.
"Oh, my hero!" said Triptych in a thick Punjabi accent, bobbing her head sideways. "How can I possibly repay you?"
"Well," answered Green the swashbuckler, "you could take me out to eat the hottest fish curry in northern India!"
Triptych took Green to Vishnu's House of Spicy Fish Curry and he ordered the spiciest. It was so hot that his nosehairs literally caught fire and singed, but he was too manly to let on that it hurt. He finished the curry, and his stomach started rumbling.
"Oh, um, excuse me, Triptych for a moment!" he said as he ran out of the dining room. Triptych bobbed her head sideways.
Green ran into an alley, sensing that he was about to have the diarrhea of the century. He pulled his pants down and squatted in the alley, not concerned about street shitting because, well, it was India after all. He felt his butthairs singe! Just as Green was about to let go of the world's most volatile, projectile, horrid diarrhea, a sacred cow came up and started licking Green's butthole, but it was too late! Green spewed spicy fish curry diarrhea all over the cow! Green had dropped a salmon, on the Brahman!