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Topic: I saw a crazy man walking down the street tiday

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,687

Ranting aloud, “I’m the King of Israel! I’m the second coming of God! Heehee! I’m the chosen one! Heehee I’m gonna buy Greenland!”

I crossed the street and gave him a wide berth.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,032,226

Gosh, what insane things to say! I hope upon don't come across him again.

Hypothetically speaking, what if several people defended this crazy man's statements as not just sane, but highly intelligent? Would you be worried?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,230

@previous (B)
Yes. I would consider those people to be stupid, uneducated, brainwashed, inbred, toothless hillbillies.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,299

Wow! You saw Fake anon walking down the street?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,301

Did you know that Donald Trump is not only a poet, but a major poet, a penner of sublime verse?

Like the Bard of Avon, The Donald has coined new words and terms. The American Dialect Society named "fake news" its 2017 Word of the Year, pointing out that Trump helped change the definition of "fake news" from "disinformation presented as news" to "actual news that is claimed to be untrue." Meanwhile, "alternative facts" was named the Euphemism of the Year and the ever-mysterious "covfefe" was named the WTF Word of the Year.

So Trump won the word coinage Triple Crown! He's the Secretariat of Bullshit!

But Trump has gone vastly beyond Shakespeare by creating his own language, tips hat to Syntax about Trumpspeak.

Suddenly ugly fences are "beautiful" walls. Nazis are "good people." Separating dark-skinned children from their mothers is the Christian thing to do. A black American president cannot really be American like the fair-skinned Trumps, and thus must have been born in Kenya, and yet Trump has a "great relationship" with "the blacks." Prisoners of war are "not heroes" because they got caught. The only real hero is Cadet Bone Spurs, who avoided the Vietnam War by claiming to have the rich kids' disease. In Trumpspeak "America first" means "everyone else last," including our closest allies. "Make America great again" contains a misspelling (it should be "grate"). But Trump has all the "best words."

Donald Trump is hard on crime ...
unless it's his own grime.

Before he began campaigning for president, Donald Trump said he supported assault weapons bans and a waiting period for gun purchases. In his 2000 book, The America We Deserve, he criticized National Rifle Association members who “walk the line” and “don’t look into firearms restrictions.”

Now Donald enjoys Wayne LaPierre Penis. What caught many people’s eyes, however, was that Wayne LaPierrer, placed Trump’s thumb poking through LaPierre's asshole, in a position that made it look like his penis was sticking out from Trumps mouth.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,306

@previous (D)

> Did you know that Donald Trump is not only a poet, but a major poet, a penner of sublime verse?
>
> Like the Bard of Avon, The Donald has coined new words and terms. The American Dialect Society named "fake news" its 2017 Word of the Year, pointing out that Trump helped change the definition of "fake news" from "disinformation presented as news" to "actual news that is claimed to be untrue." Meanwhile, "alternative facts" was named the Euphemism of the Year and the ever-mysterious "covfefe" was named the WTF Word of the Year.
>
> So Trump won the word coinage Triple Crown! He's the Secretariat of Bullshit!
>
> But Trump has gone vastly beyond Shakespeare by creating his own language, tips hat to Syntax about Trumpspeak.
>
> Suddenly ugly fences are "beautiful" walls. Nazis are "good people." Separating dark-skinned children from their mothers is the Christian thing to do. A black American president cannot really be American like the fair-skinned Trumps, and thus must have been born in Kenya, and yet Trump has a "great relationship" with "the blacks." Prisoners of war are "not heroes" because they got caught. The only real hero is Cadet Bone Spurs, who avoided the Vietnam War by claiming to have the rich kids' disease. In Trumpspeak "America first" means "everyone else last," including our closest allies. "Make America great again" contains a misspelling (it should be "grate"). But Trump has all the "best words."
>
> Donald Trump is hard on crime ...
> unless it's his own grime.
>
> Before he began campaigning for president, Donald Trump said he supported assault weapons bans and a waiting period for gun purchases. In his 2000 book, The America We Deserve, he criticized National Rifle Association members who “walk the line” and “don’t look into firearms restrictions.”
>
> Now Donald enjoys Wayne LaPierre Penis. What caught many people’s eyes, however, was that Wayne LaPierrer, placed Trump’s thumb poking through LaPierre's asshole, in a position that made it look like his penis was sticking out from Trumps mouth.

And people say the left can't meme!
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