Topic: I just waxed my nostrils
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #90,634
Didn't really hurt to be honest but I do have hairy nostrils and ot bugs me, kind of feels dirty like there is always something there and I find I pick my nose more when they are hairy, sometimes publicly.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,031,640
Wax your ear hair next
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,653
How did you do this
Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,654
Like what product did you buy
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,657
You can buy nosehair clippers. Waxing is not only painful, but pulling out the entire hair can cause infection, and the proximity to your brain is dangerous.
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,659
Ugh why
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,660
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,662
lol nosewax and cocaine don't seem like a good match
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,714
@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
I bet he licked the hairy wax, just in case there was some cocaine on there.
I bet he licked the hairy wax, just in case there was some cocaine on there.
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,719
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,722
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,747
@1,031,719 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
Its actually fairly painless. Once they are out there is no after effect
Its actually fairly painless. Once they are out there is no after effect
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,031,818
Meowth joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,090
@1,031,747 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I'd give it a try if I had a problem with nose hair. Hell, I'd probably try it once for the fuck of it.
I'd give it a try if I had a problem with nose hair. Hell, I'd probably try it once for the fuck of it.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,091
@OPYou should try nose-candling. It's like ear-candling, but you stick a big smoldering paper funnel in your nose while hanging upside down. It removes toxins or autism or evil spirits or some shit.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,095
You should try it on your butthole next
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,099
@1,031,818 (H)
It's the second time I've done it, it's all been okay.
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you have a hairy butthole?
It's the second time I've done it, it's all been okay.
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you have a hairy butthole?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,101
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,105
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Well obviously ear candles are a sham. Evil spirits don't come out of your ears. They enter through, and can be drawn out of, your nose. Why do you think people say "Bless you" when you sneeze? Surgeons wear face masks, not ear masks. The ancient art of nose candling has been proven to remove hair, increase virility, cure cancer, increase energy, reverse aging, and lead to happiness and good fortune.
Well obviously ear candles are a sham. Evil spirits don't come out of your ears. They enter through, and can be drawn out of, your nose. Why do you think people say "Bless you" when you sneeze? Surgeons wear face masks, not ear masks. The ancient art of nose candling has been proven to remove hair, increase virility, cure cancer, increase energy, reverse aging, and lead to happiness and good fortune.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,110
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,124
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,128
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,132
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,141
@previous (H)
> Why you shouldn't pluck your nose hairs
> SEE ALSO: Here's what would happen if all 7 billion people on Earth jumped at the exact same time
Oh, Business Insider. When did you start taking your cues about journalistic standards from cracked.com?
> Why you shouldn't pluck your nose hairs
> SEE ALSO: Here's what would happen if all 7 billion people on Earth jumped at the exact same time
Oh, Business Insider. When did you start taking your cues about journalistic standards from cracked.com?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,156
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,160
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
For my occupation they make you take an anal print schematic for the computer log in to access patients' medical records. So it would be a violation of HIPAA.
For my occupation they make you take an anal print schematic for the computer log in to access patients' medical records. So it would be a violation of HIPAA.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,164
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Wow, tight security. But what happens if you need to access medical records but had loads of anal sex the night before?
Wow, tight security. But what happens if you need to access medical records but had loads of anal sex the night before?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,166
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
We have to sign a waiver stating that we won't have anal sex during specific 90 day periods. The staff staggers the time so that we have some overlap in case someone gets weak and backslides. Actually that's why you see few gay guys in health care besides phlebotomy.
We have to sign a waiver stating that we won't have anal sex during specific 90 day periods. The staff staggers the time so that we have some overlap in case someone gets weak and backslides. Actually that's why you see few gay guys in health care besides phlebotomy.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,181
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's amazing, can hemorrhoids, warts and herpes also effect the scan? Have you ever gone to scan your arsehole to find poop or pubic hair on the device?
This sounds like something Matt needs to investigate!
That's amazing, can hemorrhoids, warts and herpes also effect the scan? Have you ever gone to scan your arsehole to find poop or pubic hair on the device?
This sounds like something Matt needs to investigate!