Minichan

Also, if possible, please include the words: Becky, arse, camel toe. Thanks

@OP

> Please do a rap about snorting phat lines of a lawyer's fat arse. Thanks

ANYTHING FOR MY FANS!!

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THE SECOND THAT SHE PASS THAT BARRE-EXAM,
I BE MACKIN' ON A LAWYER, AND TRYNA LICK HER CLAM!
CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYER MAKE FOR A GREAT CANVAS,
FOR YOU TO LAY YOUR DRUGS OUT ON, SNORT BLOW LIKE YOU IN KANSAS!
EVEN THOUGH SOME AS DUMB AS GEORGE COSTANZA,
I WANNA SNORT LINES OFF LAWYER'S ASSES,
HAVE A 'BLOW BONANZA'
WORD UP TO MA FANS, HUH!

I JUST MARCH MY ASS INTO THE FUCKIN' CHAMPAGNE ROOM,
AND FIND SOME PURE COCAINE FOR A PLAYA TO CONSUME!
I ROLL UP A BILL, THEN SEEK ME A THRILL,
AND I'M OUT FOR THE KILL,
DEMONSTRATIN' LACK OF WILL...
AS THE 'YAY' FLOWS UP MY NOSE!
I FORGET ABOUT MY TROUBLES AND ALL MY FOES!
THEN I ASK THE BITCH TO RAISE HER FUCKIN' TOES,
'CAUSE I GOT A FOOT FETISH, AS THE LAWYER WELL KNOWS!
SO I LICK ON HER FEET, WHILE SNORTING BLOW OFF-HER-ASS,
PRAYING THAT THE BITCH DOESN'T HAVE BAD GAS,
AND INSTEAD HAS SOME CLASS;
I CUT A HATER DOWN FAST!

IF I GET CHARGED FOR CONSUMING NARCOTICS IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
MY LAWYER HOE WILL GET ME OFF, AND I'LL LAUGH IN THEY FACE!
I PLAN TO DEGRADE HER, AND MAKE HER DISCGRACED!
THEN POUND DAT PUSSY, LIKE I'M OUT TO COP-A-TASTE!
BITCH, MAKE HASTE, YOU'S A WASTE!
YOUR SKIN WHITER THAN TOOTH-PASTE!
I COULD HAVE YOU ERASED!
BUT FOR NOW I'LL JUST CHASE...
MY DRINK WIT' MORE BLOW,
AND DUCK OUT WIT' MA HOE!

/// EcoManiac \\\

It's interesting that you mention bad gas, but not specifically greasy meatfarts.

This rap is like Eco, GAY