@OP
> Please make one about pet monkeys!
UGH, WHATEVER...THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
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I WOULD LOVE TO ADOPT A FUCKING PET MONKEY...
A SOMEWHAT CHUNKY MONKEY,
WHO'S A TAD BIT SPUNKY;
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M A JUNKIE!
AND MY MOHAWK LOOKED 'PUNKY!'
BUT NOW BACK TO MY ARBOREAL, FURRY, LITTLE FRIEND,
IF I HAD SOME BANANAS, I'D GLADLY SEND...
THEM TO THE JUNGLE,
WHERE BLACK PEOPLE RUMBLE,
AND FUMBLE FOR BANANA'S,
MY PET MONKEY ROCKS SICK BANDANA'S
AND PLAYS THE GUITAR JUST
LIKE CARLOS SANTANA
WHEN SOMEONE GOT BEEF WITH ME,
THEY GOT BEEF WITH THE PRIMATE!
AND I AIN'T LOOKIN' TO RAISE HIM,
IN THAT HOSTILE CLIMATE!
I WOULD SIMPLY SHOW HIM LOVE,
FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE,
AND WITH THE RIGHT SHAMPOO,
HIS FUR BE SOFTER THAN A DOVE!
/// EcoManiac \\\