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Topic: Eco Composes A Song With PROPER SONG STRUCTURE FOR A CHANGE!!!

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,527

LYRICS:
(Verse 1)
I'm INTELLECTUALLY-SUPERIOR!
You're DIALECTICALLY-INFERIOR!
As I CASE THE EXTERIOR...
CUT OFF YOUR SKIN, AND THEN I'LL BE CHEERIER;
ALTHOUGH THAT SOUNDS DREARIER!
MY MIND HAS GROWN WEARIER,
MY WORLD HAS GROWN BLEARIER!
I Can INDUCE NIGHTMARES Through CRIMINAL SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTIONS!
IN YOUR THROAT YOU FEEL CONGESTION,

(CHORUS)
BUT IT'S ONLY BLOOD, HONEY, IT'S ONLY BLOOD!
WATCH IT POUR, THE TORRENTIAL FLOOD!
INSIDE YOUR BRAIN, YOU HIDE YOUR PAIN,
WATCH IT OVER-FLOW AGAIN!

(Verse 2)
For Once I'll Entertain A PROPER SONG STRUCTURE,
THOUGH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK FOR...
ANYTHING THAT RESEMBLES CONFORMITY,
I WOULD RATHER AWAKEN THE STORM IN ME,
FUCK NORMALCY! I SPIT SCORNFULLY!
ANY BITCHES WANNA WATCH PORN WIT' ME?
AT FOUR-THIRTY-THREE??
HOW I ABHOR THEE, DEPLORE THEE,
LONGING TO EXPLORE TREES...
THROUGHOUT MY MID-FORTIES...
I'MA MOVE TO THE MOUNTAINS,
AND DRINK FROM THEM FOUNTAINS!

(Chorus)

*GUITAR OR HARMONICA SOLO*

(Bridge)
I Will Have You COUGHING UP HAEMOGLOBIN,
WHEN I REAM YOU OPEN! WHILE YOU SCREAM, KEEP HOPIN'!
THAT I'LL SPARE YOUR LIFE;
OR KISS THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE

(Finale)
BEST BELIEVE, I'M A MANIC-TYPER, PANIC-SNIPER,
WASH YOUR BLOOD OFF WIT' MY WINDSHIELD-WIPER!
IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT YOU 'PAID-THE-PIPER!'
THE WORLD WILL REMEMBER ME A GROUCHY-GRIPER!
LIKE MICHAEL STIPE OR
THE SINGER OF @ACID BATH AND @DEADBOY TOO!
I'M REFERRING TO @DAX RIGGS, FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW!

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Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,030,731

PULLED ANOTHER ALL-NIGHTER,
AND BURNT OUT MY FUCKIN' LIGHTER!
HITTING CRYSTAL METH SHARDS,
WHILE I WRITE FOR YOU RETARDS!

BUT EVERYONE ELSE BE IN-BED AND SHIT!
AND THAT SEEMS TO BE DEFINITE,
DON'T TRY TO DISCREDIT IT
OUT FOR FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS!

I STAYED UP EATING CHICKPEA ROLLS,
KNOW MY DICK BE BOLD, IF IT BE TOLD....
I DIPPED THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN PLUM SAUCE,
I'M KNOWN AS 'THE BUM BOSS!'
MOTHERFUCKERS, TAKE YOUR SPOTS!
OR I'M BUSTING YOUR DOOR-LOCKS!
I REPRESENT WAR-LOCKS!

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,734

I SPREAD LIKE A VIRUS!
I'LL KIDNAP @MILEY CYRUS!
HOMIE, FUCK THEM EMPLOYERS,
REFUSIN' TO HIRE US,
AND BOSSES TRYIN' TO FIRE US!
THEY CANNOT RE-WIRE US!
I SHINE LIKE 'OSIRIS!'
AND I'M OUT-FOR-THE-LOOT,
YOU CANNOT REFUTE,
I'LL GIVE YOU THE BOOT,
AND THE RY-GUY LOOKS CUTE,
IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT!

I LOVE TO RIP OFF MY CLOTHES,
AND THEN I DILIGENTLY-COMPOSE!
FALL IN LOVE WITH 'THESE HOES',
AND THEN AWAY SHE FUCKIN' GOES!

I'M FIXATED ON SUICIDE,
BY POTASSIUM CYANIDE,
CORRODE MY INSIDE, FRIED....
'CAUSE I'VE LIED, TRIED, AND ALIBI'D,
WAS ON-THE-BRINK-OF-HOMICIDE!!!

LAYNE STALEY FROM ALICE IN CHAINS, SAID "TAKE MY HANDS BEFORE I KILL"
AND MAN, I TOOK THOSE LINES, SO LITER-FUCKIN'-AL!!!
USING VISCERAL INSTINCTS,
I'LL CLOSE DOWN THE PRECINCTS...
TRY TO CHANGE THE WAY WE THINK...
THE FUTURE WILL BE PINK!
NOW WATCH HOW DEEP WE SINK!

LIKE A BACTERIAL INFECTION,
THE ECO THRIVES ON REJECTION;
IN FACT, IT GIVES ME AN ERECTION...
TO KNOW THAT YOU HATE ME, YET YOU CAN'T COMPETE...
'CAUSE YOUR STRUCTURED RHYMES SOUND OBSOLETE!
PREPARE TO GET TRAMPLED UNDER MY FEET!

/// EcoManiac \\\

vocalon joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,735

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,736

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,737

I'LL SUCK YOU INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING VORTEX!
AND SLICE OUT A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S NEO-CORTEX!
IT'S LIKE ECO HAS FOUR DICKS!
I'M OUT TO STEAL YOUR CHICKS!
START A FIGHT WITH BROOKS ORPIK;
AND RUN TO THE STORE QUICK!
STOP ACTIN' A WHORE, TRICK!
IT'S YOU I DEPLORE, SPIC!
THE ECO BE MORE SLICK!!!

vocalon replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,738

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,739

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,740

vocalon replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,741

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,742

I WANT A BITCH WHO WILL FIRE SHOT-GUN ROUNDS,
WHILE I WILDLY WARP SOUNDS, AND THE ECO EXPOUNDS!
LIKE BONNIE AND CLYDE, WE'D COMMIT TRIPLE-HOMICIDE!
OUR GUN-BARREL MAKIN' HATERS' MOUTHS OPEN WIDE!
KILLING GIVES A RUSH, SIMILAR TO DRUGS!
OR LIKE OCYTOCIN, WHEN YOU GET SWEET HUGS!
BUT DOING IT WITH ANOTHER IS UBER-ROMANTIC,
WITH SUPER-SEMANTICS,
I'M GROWING FRANTIC,

PHANTOMS CROWD MY MIND,
AS I LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND,
SOME DAYS I ACHE TO BE BLIND,
OR HAVE SOME 'TRUE LOVE' TO FIND...

BUT MY VERY DEFINITION OF LOVE IS TAINTED,
NOW GET ACQUAINTED,
WITH THE SEVERAL TIMES WHERE ECO'S FAINTED,
ON MY WALLS, IN-BLOOD, I'VE OFTEN PAINTED...
MY FATE SEEMS REAL CLEAR...
I NEED TO DISAPPEAR...
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT NEAR,
AND WILL NEVER BE HERE....

AS FUCKED AS IT SOUNDS,
I NEED A BITCH TO COMPLETE ME...
RIP A STITCH, AND DELETE ME...
OR SIGN A PEACE TREATIE...
THAT I CAN BE LEFT-ALONE,
FOR THE REST-OF-MY-DAYS,
STUCK IN A HAZE,
I'LL NEVER GET OUT-OF THIS MAZE
I LONG TO AMAZE,
YET I BARELY PHASE,
OR GRACE THE GREYS...
I SQUARELY PACE...

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,743

I'M SO HYPER-CAFFEINATED; I'VE DRANK WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE!
WHEN MY GROUPIES POUNCE ME, I SCREAM 'GET THIS BITCH OFF ME!
AS I MUNCH A BUTTERSCOTCH TOFFEE...
HATERS TRYIN' TO MOCK ME...
BUT THEIR SMACK-TALK DON'T SHOCK ME...

I JUST USE THEIR INSULTS AS A SPRINGING-BOARD,
AND WRING THEY FUCKING NECK WIT' A SWINGING CORD!
WHEN THEY ARREST ME, I'LL STAY SILENT,
THEY DETEST ME; I GET VIOLENT...
GASES EMIT FROM A BILE VENT,
JUST KNOW THAT I COULD RUN A MILE, TRENT ;)

I'M A GRUESOME WORDSMITH,
ELUSIVELY CLOCKS GRIPS!
SHE EFFUSIVE COCK-LICKS!
THE ECO READY 2 TALK HITS!
HIS FLOW KNOWN TO BLOCK-BLITZ!
WHERE HE GO THEY GET SHOCKED QUICK!

I'MA START MY OWN ANARCHIST, NUDIST RESORT...
WHERE ALL THE WORLD'S FREAKS CAN RUDELY-REPORT!
WE'LL HAVE NO POLICE ENFORCEMENT,
THROUGHOUT THE LAND!
WITH THE ECO LENDING AN ENDORSEMENT,
THIS BE THE MASTER-PLAN,
TO COMMAND THE LAND OF THE SAND...
ECO BE SLAPPIN' MOTHERFUCKERS WIT' A REPRIMAND,
TRY NOT TO STAND...
UNLESS Y'ALL BE GIVIN' ME A STANDING-OVATION...
PLAYING MY SICK RHYMES ON THE TOP-40 STATION,
ALL ACROSS THE NATION, ECO SOON TO BRING ELEVATION,
THROUGH HIS MASTERFUL ARTICULATION,
OF ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM-BASED CONCEPTS THAT RESONATE WITH THE YOUTH,
WHO CAN'T HELP BUT SPREAD #TRUTH FROM THE VOCAL BOOTH!!!!

I REPRESENT ANARCHIST LAW-BREAKERS,
ELITIST, SOUL-TAKERS,
DEFEATIST, BREAD-BAKERS,
OBSEQUIOUS, DELETERIOUS, YET MYSTERIOUS WORLD-QUAKERS!
HATERS TRYIN' TO SHAKE US...
SOMETIMES THE ECO CAN'T TAKE THIS!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,745

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,746

I WEAR A BLACK BANDANA, 'CAUSE IT'S THE COLOR OF MY SOUL...
'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT ONE, THERE'S JUST A GAPING-HOLE!
AND IT SIGNIFIES THAT I REJECT ALL THE LAWS OF THE LAND! IT BE AN ANARCHIST FLAG; YEAH I'M STARTING A TREND,
DEFINING THE END....REWINDING TO SEND,
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES TO MY LISTENERS TO KILL
THE ECO MAKE HIS HATERS SWALLOW THAT BITTER RED PILL!
PULL THEM OUTTA THE MATRIX;
HIRE ME A DOMINATRIX,
TO ENSLAVE ME, DEPRAVE ME,
AND SADISTICALLY SAVE ME....

THROUGH CAREFUL BLOOD-LETTING,
WE'LL HAVE THE PLOT AND SETTING,
WITH BLOOD, WE'LL BE WETTING,
AND MONEY WE'LL BE GETTING!

vocalon replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,747

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,748

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,749

I'LL GET THE WHOLE #BlackBlock... To CONTROL YOUR SMACK-TALK, AS I PULL OUT MA GLOCK! YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK! I GOT YO MOM 2 STALK! AND A CROWD 2 SHOCK! SO I SMASH A LAP-TOP, AND HARVEST A FAT-CROP! AND THEN STEAL A DROP-TOP! FROM THE PO-PO'S COP-SHOP!

I Teach DANGEROUS KNOWLEDGE At My CRIMINAL COLLEGE! I'm An INTERNET PHENOMENON! Bring A BOMB To COMICON ! I've Got HALF-THE-CITY, Wonderin' Whose MOM I'M ON! You Lookin' 4 LAUGHS, well then I'll Be Yo DRAMA PAWN! AND NO, You Can't CON-A-CON!
I Teach People How To Ruin A Life In 5 Minutes or LESS, And HOW 2 FINNESSE, and Get the Ladies Out-They-Dress! I'm The BEST in the WEST; I'll Put A KNIFE Through Ya CHEST!

I Spit HUMONGOUS WORDS, Like 8-SYLLABLES-LONG, And Rhyme Them On-The-Spot; Work them into a SONG! 'Cause I'm an ANARCHIST PROFESSOR! THE PRIME AGGRESSOR! FINGER ON THE KILL-SWITCH; I'M A SYSTEM-STRESSOR! I Defraud the Government, Large CORPORATIONS TOO! SO I CAN SIT ON MY ASS, WRITING SICK SONGS 4 YOU!
I LIVE ON COFFEE & CRACK! WATCH ME BLAZE & AMAZE, HOMIE, I KNOW IT SOUNDS WHACK! BUT Y'ALL DON'T KNOW JACK! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE SACK... ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BLACK ! ;) DAWG, RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!
Yeah, When THEY KICK THE BASS, THE RY GUY RUN THE PLACE! HE'LL ERASE YO FACE, LEAVE YOU DISGRACED, DISPLACED, YOUR CORPSE COVERED IN LACE... SPRAY YO ASS WITH MACE, AND STUFF YOU INTO A CASE!!!
I've Got HALF OF THE CHAN SITES... Sendin' Me FAN-BITES! TRYING to BAN WHITES! 'Cause Eco's the MAN, RIGHT?! I've Got PARENTS PISSED... 'Bout What the KU KLUX KLAN WRITES! Every Day I'm Known, To Start a GODDAMN FIGHT!

I Haven't YET Gotten AROUND to Hittin' The FUCKIN' STAGE; But When I Fuckin' Do, I'LL MAKE THE CROWD ENRAGED! They're Gonna NEED A RIOT SQUAD at my LIVE PERFORMANCES! People Finna GET TRAMPLED! Eco DON'T CARE what the DOOR-MAN SAYS! There'll be Bitches TOTING SIGNS in my STUDIO AUDIENCE! And HATERS Tryin' to SNIPE ME with some Smuggled SAUDI GUNS! I'll SEDUCE all the NAUGHTY ONE! Please EXCUSE my POTTY PUNS!
I'ma DELVE into SUBJECTS Dawg's AFRAID-TO-TOUCH! Try to SHELVE all my Records; but it won't help them MUCH! I've Effectively "TROLLED THE WORLD!" AND SELECTIVELY SOLD SOME GIRLS! Bein' INVOLVED IN THE SEX-TRADE IS Just the TIP-OF-THE-ICEBERG! But I'll be ABSOLVED; The #COPS PAID; I'ma RIP YOU A NICE 1, 'SPERG!! G, JUST BECAUSE I BRIBED A COUPLE #POLITICIANS, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I CAN'T BE A SICK MUSICIAN!
I COURT CONTROVERSY EVERYWHERE THAT I GO! TRY to THWART COMMON DECENCY WHEN I PUT ON A SHOW! And THEN AGAIN...There Be Those who are IN-THE-KNOW... Who Probably ALREADY SENSE That Police Wanna DISPENSE... With E, to-the C, to-the-MOTHAFUCKIN' O!!!
I'll Make the WU TANG CLAN Sound like JUSTIN BIEBER! Join the KU KLUX KLAN; KILL NIGGAZ WIT' a MEAT-CLEAVER! And you had BETTER BELIEVE'ER! OBVIOUSLY I'll DROP THE 'N-BOMB' IN Like Every Other SONG, AND WIT' MA PIMP HAT ON, PLAYA, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG!
I Preach #FeministHATE; PIG POLICE, I BERATE! I'll Drop LENINIST BAIT When I go to @KUWAIT, AND SHIT'LL BE GREAT; NAH, THE ECO CAN'T WAIT!

Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,750

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,752

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,754

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,755

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,757

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,758

Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,759

Eco (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,760

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,764

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,766

At-Heart I'm Just A HOPELESS-ROMANTIC,
Who Can't Find Love, So I PULL WILD ANTICS,
And Start Acting FRANTIC, Shit Gets Me Into a PANIC,
And then I Feel MANIC, with a Weight that could Sink the TITANIC,
Spittin' Out Words With NO SEMANTICS,

It's RARE I Find A MISSES,
With SACCHARINE KISSES,
To Make Me Feel BLISS's,
So I Just BECOME VICIOUS!

I Just Have SHORT-LIVED FLINGS,
To These Girls I SING...
But It Never Comes Time,
To PRESENT A RING,
So I JUST DO MY OWN THING...

BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN I CRAVE COMPANY,
AND BE ACHING FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WIT' ME!
I Once SPENT NINE YEARS, COMPLETELY-DEVOTED TO THIS DAME,
BUT SHE TORE MY HEART OUT, AND BLACKENED MY FUCKING NAME!
NOWADAYS, I DON'T CARE...TO ME IT's ALL THE SAME...
I KNOW I'm Gonna Die ALONE and I'LL NEVER ACHIEVE FAME </3
Their WORDS Sometimes MAIM, and Make me Feel SHAME,
But I LUST For A BUST That I Can CLAIM ;)

This is Just An EMOTIONAL FREESTYLE,
DON'T ANALYZE IT TOO DEEP,
OR THE COST MAY BE STEEP;
I'VE GOT SECRETS TO KEEP....
CONFESSIONS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU WEEP;
I SUPPOSE, WHAT YOU SEW, YOU REAP!

AND 'BAD KARMA' HITS ME BACK,
MAKES MY WORLD FADE TO BLACK!
PLEASE QUIT HATING ON THE
MOTHERFUCKING EcoManiac!!!!


/// EcoManiac \\\

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,767

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,770

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,771

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,772

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,775

I'VE BEEN LABELED ANTI-SOCIAL AND SCHIZOAFFECTIVE!
AND I'M DOWN WITH THE ANONYMOUS HACKING COLLECTIVE!
I WILL INTERCEPT YOUR DATA, BECOME A MASTURBATA,
DE-CRYPT YOUR PASS-WORDS, BITCH, FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!
YOUR HACKING ATTEMPTS ARE ABSURD!

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY HACKED FACEBOOK AND MSN ACCOUNTS,
I CAN CAPTURE YOUR DATA PACKETS, NO MATTER THE AMOUNTS!
IF YOU INSTALL ANTI-VIRUS, I'LL SWIFTLY POUNCE!
AND IF YOU GOT FIRE-WALLS, WELL THE ECO WILL TROUNCE'EM!

I GOT FREE WIFI FOR FIVE YEARS,
BY CRACKING WIFI PASS-CODES!
TO THOSE WHO BE 'JELLY'
YOU CAN LICK OUR SWEATY CHODES!
ANONYMOUS FOREBODES...
FRIES HATERS LIKE CATHODES!
WE ATTACK THE MAIN NODES!

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,776

I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD! I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE... Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE... I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL; Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!
Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock! While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK! Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK! While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!
I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN' Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN' Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY! Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH! TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH! WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!

No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?! It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE! I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT! You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT! ...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT! I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!! PREFERABLY ONE WHO BE FAT!
While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING! Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING... I Was HACKING and GLITCHING! Just CRACKING and STITCHING! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES! HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES! I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!

Don't Make Me Slice Out Your NEO-CORTEX! Or SUCK YOU INTO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' VORTEX! Swear, THE ECO HAS 4 DICKS! I'm Out 2 STEAL YOUR CHICKS!
So Now I Do A TOKE from my HANDY CRACK-PIPE... Don't Take me for a JOKE, MAN...I COMMAND THEE! ACT RIGHT! Nah, You CAN'T RETRACT FIGHTS! So Keep Sendin' The Eco Your DANDY FAN-BITES!!
For When I Reach an ALTERED STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS; My Mind is EXALTED; I WON'T TAKE NO NONSENSES! I Like to Use HUMONGOUS WORDS, LIKE 8 SYLLABLES LONG! AND THEN RHYME THEM ON-THE-SPOT; WORK THEM INTO A SONG! ...and I DON'T NEED NO THESAURUS OR NO DICTIONARY! FOR MY VOCABULARY'S SCARY ON THE CONTRARY! LIKE TOM & JERRY, YOUR MOM IS HAIRY
~E

I've got Bodies to EXHUME! So I go and RAID a TOMB.... Steal Scraps from the MORGUE and the OPERATING ROOM! Detonating FUMES... I Plunder the GRAVEYARD, ....and make a slut SLAVE HARD! I Got Crystal Meth SHARDS, For all of you RETARDS!

I’m an INTERNET PHENOMENON! I’ll Bring a BOMB to Comicon! If you Lookin’ 4 Laughs, then I’ll be your ‘DRAMA PAWN’ Shit, I got half the City just Wondering Whose MOM I’M ON!
If I Ever Get Tried for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. I’ll Swing at the Judge, Before I PLEAD INSANITY, I can’t help but CAUSE CALAMITY, You think you can JAM WIT’ ME?! Homie SAVE THE SMACK-TALK! Already told you to “CRAM IT, G!”
I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THIS PEDOPHILIA SCANDAL! Because they JEALOUS AS FUCK, and they Can’t HOLD A CANDLE... Up to the ONE-AND-ONLY VANDAL, who’ll Single-handedly DISMANTLE! I’d Fuckin’ KNOCK THEIR TEETH OUT with a BLUNT BROOM HANDLE! Nah, The Eco’s No DIDDLER, but He’s an EXCELLENT FIDDLER I spend my Days debating IF I’m the ‘JOKER’ or ‘RIDDLER’
I Can Spit ON-COMMAND Take a SHIT IN-THE-SAND I Got a LITTLE NATIVE IN ME, So, BITCH, GIT OFF MUH LAND!!!
I’ve Made the LEGAL SYSTEM My Bitch, then RAMMED it up its POOP-CHUTE! I GET EVERY CHARGED DROPPED, BECAUSE THE ECO LOOK CUTE! I Play the MENTAL HEALTH CARD, Yeah, Dawg, It Isn’t That HARD, I’ve Got 4 DIAGNOSES And SMOKE CRYSTAL METH SHARDS... So, I Argue that I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING like HALF-OF-THE-TIME ...and that I can’t Distinguish RIGHT from WRONG, and that POVERTY leads to CRIME... I Can EXPERTLY-EXTRICATE Myself From ANY SITUATION, TALK MY WAY OUT OF ANYTHING in your IMAGINATION! So, BITCH PLEASE, Take me to COURT If you got an AGENDA I can THWART, And you can bet your SORRY ASS... I GOT A SMART-ASS RETORT!!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,781

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Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,804

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,810

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,834

I CREEP INTO YOUR MIND LIKE A SOLAR ECLIPSE,
THEN YOUR WORLD, IT FLIPS,
YOU CAN FEEL YO GRIP SLIP,
THROUGH YOUR FINGERTIPS,
AS MY MIND TAKES TRIPS,
AND THEN LIGHTLY-DIPS!
ECO CRACKS THEM WHIPS!!!

ALTHOUGH I'M A RAPPER, I LIKE HEAVY-METAL GUITARS,
NO, I DON'T MEDDLE WITH STARS,
PUT THE PEDAL TO CARS,
UNTIL I SMASH THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF BARS!!!
I'M ENTANGLED IN A WEB OF SEX, DRUGS, AND RAP!
I'VE STRANGLED MY ENEMIES, WITH FUCKIN' BUBBLE-WRAP!
POLICE TRIED TO HIT MY PHONE WIT' A FUCKIN' WIRE-TAP!
BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY READ; NAH, I DON'T NEED THEIR CRAP!
FUCK THEM IN THE ASS 'TIL THEY GET STAPH!
AND SPRAY-PAINT MY NAME ACROSS THEIR EPITAPH!
I PUT NEWMARKET, ONTARIO ON THE MOTHAFUCKIN' MAP!
MY POTENTIAL HAS NO CAP!

NOW THAT I'VE REACHED THE ASTRAL PLANE,
OF OUTER SPACE, MY HOPES ARE SLAIN,
PAIN SURGES THROUGH MY VEINS,
UNTIL IT DRIVES ME INSANE,
IT'S EMOTION THAT I FEIGN,
DURING MY TROUBLESOME REIGN!

/// EcoManiac \\\

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,839

My BRAIN's BRIMMING wit' BRILLIANCE, But I'm BRUISED and BROKEN!
NOTICE THE 'ALLITERATION' THAT I've Just SPOKEN!
THE 'ANARCHIST PROFESSOR'...has Now Been AWOKEN!
And At Your Dead Body, he Will Soon Be POKIN'!
I'll Bury You In the FOREST,
Before My Hoe's Sing The CHORUS!

I Like to Use METAPHORS and ONOMATOPOEIA's!
I Got Literary TECHNIQUES! I'm a Knowledge PANACEA!
Most Cats Need A DICTIONARY to Understand What I'm SAYIN'...
But I've Got It All Up-Stairs, so Peep the Message I'm RELAYIN';
G, I'll Soon be SLAYIN'; I'm always Found PLAYIN'!
So If You Insist Upon 'CHIRPING', then your BODY soon DECAYIN'!

My Rhymes are UBIQUITOUS!
Rain Down So PRECIPITOUS!
But I Keep SURREPTITIOUS!
But I Can Get VICIOUS!

When the D.J. Kicks The BEAT,
I REPRESENT The STREET!
You'd Best NOT Be 'BEAKING OFF!'
Unless You PACKIN' The HEAT!...'Cause I'll JACK the Fuckin' Shoes Off Ya FEET!

/// EcoManiac \\\

Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,844

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,847

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,858

Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,863

My Love WAITS at the GATES,
AND DEBATES AND NEGATES...
TO TELL ME WHERE SHE HIDES,
AS THE OCEAN SUBSIDES.
I'M WASHED-AWAY BY THE TIDES,
In An IRONIC SUICIDE,
WHERE I HAVE NO ONE TO CONFIDE IN,
AND THIS PAIN, I KEEP IMBIBING...

LEFT ALONE TO JUST SUFFER,
THERE WAS A TIME I WAS TOUGHER...
BUT I HAVE LOST THE WILL TO FIGHT,
LOST THE WILL TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT;
I NOW BELONG TO THE NIGHT;
BEHOLD THIS TREACHEROUS SIGHT!
HER SKIN SO PALLID AND WHITE,
HER VOICE PIERCES LIKE A VAMPIRE BITE!
HOLD ON TIGHT!
FOR WE MIGHT,
FIND A SPARK TO IGNITE...

So, SHE STANDS BEFORE THE CASTLE WALLS,
YET NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR HER CALLS...
SHE IS A PHANTOM, WHO HORRIFIES AND APPALLS!
YET SHE OFTEN EXCITES AND ENTHRALLS!

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS,
WHEN YOU DROWN OUT THE CHATTER,
LIKE COOKIE-BATTER THAT SCATTERS,
THE CHANDELIER CLATTERS!
IT IS CLEAR TO ME, SHE'S FROM A DIFFERENT TIME,
AND MAYBE I'VE INVOKED HER IN A DIFFERENT RHYME...
BUT MY GODDESS-MADE-HUMAN,
KEEPS ON CONSUMIN',
AND LOOKIN' FOR A LIGHT TO HELP ILLUMINE!!

/// EcoManiac \\\

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,873

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