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Topic: If anyone here has a friendly dog, or bird, or pet kitten

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC started this discussion 6 years ago #90,517

Or even a baby goat, you should consider bringing it to your local retirement home for the old people to interact with. They will really appreciate you for doing that.
Or if you have a child in your life, bring them their during the holidays to sing Christmas songs or any type of song.
You will feel great with yourself for providing such a kind service

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,030,673

The last time I walked into a retirement home carrying a baby goat they told me to leave and then filed a restraining order.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,677

@previous (B)
At my work they brought in baby goats in diapers and everyone had a blast! Also baby pigs once!

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,679

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That actually sounds pretty cool. Are there places to volunteer time for that or do workers/clients/family just organize stuff spontaneously?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,680

What about monkeys?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,682

@1,030,679 (B)
With the weird animals the owners volunteered spontaneously. But we contact animal shelters, especially greyhound rescues. We love the retired greyhounds

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,683

@1,030,680 (C)
I really hope that someone brings in small breed, baby monkeys one day

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,684

@1,030,677 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What if one of the old folks used to be a butcher and has an episode?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,685

Time to steal a dozen puppies and let them loose in an old folk's home.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,686

@1,030,684 (D)
One time an old lady tried to choke out a puppy and we just pried her hands away and didn't come near her again. She was so weak that so could do no damage

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,688

@1,030,685 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That would be so much fun

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,691

@1,030,686 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I was kidding though. It really does seem like a wonderful idea for the folks.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,692

@previous (D)
They also really like being around kids and babies. Especially kids in cute outfits around the holidays
On Halloween day, we give residents baskets of candy, and workers bring their costumed kids, who go to door to door trick or treating
At Easter we hold Easter egg hunts for the kids as well
At Christmas we contact churches and ask if they are willing to bring kids around the sing carols

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,696

@1,030,682 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
who doesn't love retired greyhounds

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,697

@1,030,686 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol what was her problem

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,723

@1,030,692 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
your home sounds really nice. is there room for syntax?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,724

@previous (G)
Who’s “syntax”?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,800

@1,030,697 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Well she had brain damage from when her druggie son wouldn't take car of his big dog. She had been walking it when he wouldn't, and she got hit by a car

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,801

@1,030,723 (G)
Please consider volunteering your time

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,812

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
old people hate me

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,845

@previous (G)
Why?

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,849

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
not sure. maybe they can sense my awkwardness. kids hate me too

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,851

@previous (G)
I'm sorry. Do animals like you?

Grover !TzrDIRTmC2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,971

Old people always call the Chinese restaurant I work at
They want all sorts of free shit! No you can't have brown gravy on an entree that doesn't have it! Fuck!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,982

@previous (Grover !TzrDIRTmC2)
Just give them some fucking brown gravy, they are going to die soon, you jerk!

Grover !TzrDIRTmC2 replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,032,983

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Just give them some fucking brown gravy, they are going to die soon, you jerk!

Brown gravy only for egg fu yung!
I know you want it on your tongue
But you got to order the right dish
Or you else you will only wish
You were eating that brown sauce
For us its a win, for you it's a loss
That shit costs us almost 50 cents a cup
And the old people want to lap it all up
But they bitch and moan at the price
So they can have some dry ass rice

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,118

@1,030,677 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you work at a retirement home?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,119

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
Yes

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,120

Externally hosted image@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Neat! Me too!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,121

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
Do you really?!

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,124

Externally hosted image@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I do indeed!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,128

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
That's crazy, what do you do?

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,134

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Maintenance, I fix shit when it breaks and stuff like that. What do you do?

toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,137

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
she does d,odda kinda maintenance if u know what I mean

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,144

@previous (toni !RwordOooFE)
Lol fuck off!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,145

@1,033,134 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
I feed people and wipe asses

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,202

@1,033,134 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
Like Karl in Derek

toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,261

id be afraid to bring even a nice bird to an old folks home

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,274

I want a bird

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,281

@1,033,261 (toni !RwordOooFE)
Why?

toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,285

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
birds bite! and they are sensite

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,289

@previous (toni !RwordOooFE)
All animals with teeth or beaks bite though. We have had successful bird meetings in the past

toni !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,291

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
yes they all bit e

Bilbo !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,295

I think the best animal to take would be a cuddle-happy Labrador.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,033,317

@previous (Bilbo !RwordOooFE)
That sounds like a very nice idea
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