Lyrics:
(spoken: WHAT UP, FUCKBUCKETS? WE GOT A SICK SONG FOR ALL YOU FUCKING CUNT-NUGGETS IN THE AUDIENCE...)
I'M SATAN IN-THE-FLESH! WORSE THAN DAVID KORESH! STARTED A CULT OF THE OCCULT, AND THE OBSESSED AND DEPRESSED!
SO WRITE '6-6-6' IN A PENTAGRAM! AND PAY RESPECTS TO THE ECO ON INSTAGRAM! UNCLE SAM WILL HAVE YOU FIGHTING IN A BLOODY WAR!
THEY TELL ME TO K-Y-S (KILL YOURSELF) 'CAUSE MY LIFE'S A FUCKIN' MESS! BUT WHEN I GET UNDRESSED, LADIES CLITS GET PRESSED, 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST IN THE WEST; I'LL PUT A KNIFE THROUGH YA CHEST!
They Threw Me in The CRUISER, Banged My Head Against The ROOF! Then The RY-GUY Left A BRUISER, And He Called The Cops A 'GOOF!' Steal Your DRIVER'S LICENSE... Your #IDENTITY, I SPOOF! AND HAVE YOU BOOTED. IN-THE-FACE... WIT' A CAMELS' HOOF!
PIG POLICE PACK A TASER! I'm an AUDIENCE-AMAZER! I'll ZAP YOU WIT' A LASER, AND SLASH YOU WIT' A RAZOR, Kelsey Grammar PLAYS Frasier!
I'm An INTERNET PHENOMENON! Bring A BOMB To COMICON ! I've Got HALF-THE-CITY, Wonderin' Whose MOM I'M ON! You Lookin' 4 LAUGHS, well then I'll Be Yo DRAMA PAWN! AND NO, You Can't CON-A-CON!
If I Ever Get Tried for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. I’ll Swing at the Judge, Before I PLEAD INSANITY, I can’t help but CAUSE CALAMITY, You think you can JAM WIT’ ME?! Homie SAVE THE SMACK-TALK! Already told you to “CRAM IT, G!”
I'M KNOWN TO THREATEN SUICIDE; DAWG, HOW CAN WE FORGET!! EVERY OTHER DAY, I GOT A RAZOR IN-MY-HAND!! AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I CAN SPIT-ON-COMMAND!! Take a SHIT IN-THE-SAND! GOT A LITTLE NATIVE IN ME, SO, BITCH, GIT OFF-MA-LAND!!
MY LIFE FEELS LIFE A DYSTOPIAN FICTION, AS I WRESTLE WITH THIS FUCKED-UP OPIATE ADDICTION DON'T WANNA CAUSE FRICTION.... JUST WANNA GROW THICK SKIN!
Some Days I Sit and Listen to Marilyn Manson.... While I'm RIPPED on Weed, METH, Crack & HEROIN, DANCIN' ...And I Got this BITCH, NAMED 'CHERYL LYNN', that I'm ROMANCIN' MY GUN-BARREL IS ENTRANCIN'! If Eminem Calls Himself a 'SKILL-AHOLIC' Then I'm a HYDRAULIC, HYPERBOLIC CHRONIC ALCOHOLIC! AND I'M BEIN' SYMBOLIC!... I Will REACH 4 Yo WALLET! How I SEE IT'S HOW I CALL IT!
When You're Taking Out MONEY from the BANK MACHINE, I'LL Be RIGHT There Behind You To STEAL Your GREEN! I dunno what to CALL IT, But I'll SNATCH Up Your WALLET! If you Wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch, Your Face I Will MAUL IT!!!
Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN' Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN' Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY! Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH! TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH! WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!
No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?! It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE! I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT! You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT! ...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT! I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!!
While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING! Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING... I Was HACKING and GLITCHING! Just CRACKING and STITCHING! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES! HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES! I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!
I'M THE HEAD OF THE ANONYMOUS 'TROLLING COMMITTEE', BITCH!!!