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Topic: Tool's Maynard is an idiot.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,490

He told Joe Rogan that the original purpose of oxycotin to help people get off heroin.
Maybe he had it confused with suboxone lol. What a nerd.

vocalons gf joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,030,472

He’s a doomsday prepper too

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,473

He has the voice of an angel.

vocalons gf replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,474

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He wrote a song called stinkfist

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,475

@previous (vocalons gf)
A magnificent meditation on emotional numbness.

vocalons gf replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,477

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Cool, I don’t think a priest should be listening to Tool though. Would you play Sober during a church service?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,484

@previous (vocalons gf)

> Cool, I don’t think a priest should be listening to Tool though.

Why not?

> Would you play Sober during a church service?

No. I also wouldn't eat a Philly cheesesteak during a church service. What's your point?

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,485

HEY OP, Can YOU make Better Music Than MAYNARD??? NO?? Then Shut your Fucking Mouth!

The Man is a LYRICAL GENIUS, who is DEEPLY-READ, and has a GRASP OF CONCEPTS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION! HE ALSO MAKES DELICIOUS WINE!

Why do you FuckTard's Always gotta RIP ON PEOPLE?!??!

GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

vocalons gf replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,486

@1,030,484 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It’s anti-Christian music.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,487

@previous (vocalons gf)

> It’s anti-Christian music.

It isn't. Grow up.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,488

@1,030,485 (Eco)

> HEY OP, Can YOU make Better Music Than MAYNARD??? NO?? Then Shut your F*cking Mouth!
>
> The Man is a LYRICAL GENIUS, who is DEEPLY-READ, and has a GRASP OF CONCEPTS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION! HE ALSO MAKES DELICIOUS WINE!
>
> Why do you F*ckTard's Always gotta RIP ON PEOPLE?!??!
>
> GET A F*CKING LIFE!!!

Absolutely correct, my friend!

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,501

@OP

> He told Joe Rogan that the original purpose of oxycotin to help people get off heroin.
> Maybe he had it confused with suboxone lol. What a nerd.

but nerds memorize names of chemicals don't they

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,502

It's good thing he decided to be a musician and not a chemist.

PEDOFILTH IDENTIFIER joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,528

Externally hosted image@1,030,488 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol pedofilth

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,608

Ionize tg2merrin

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,610

Tool fans think they’re hot shit for being depressed.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,762

@previous (I)

> Tool fans think they’re hot sh*t for being depressed.

Tool fans are never depressed because of the transcendental joy that Danny Carey's polyrhythms give to the listener.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,763

@1,030,608 (H)

> Ionize tg2merrin

"My face is flushed from weeping, And deep darkness is on my eyelids" - Job 16:16

Let the Lord dry your tears, friend.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,786

@1,030,762 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
They might turn out okay if they replaced gooberboy Maynard.
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