Topic: Kook and Ninjj, a #monkeypact
Indy started this discussion 6 years ago #90,459
We shall all three get pet monkeys! I am considering a macaque or capuchin! You?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,030,162
I couldn't handle all of the slapstick shenanigans
Indy (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,163
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,166
A pet monkey sounds like fun and games until it tries to murder youIndy (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,169
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,172
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,174
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That is why chimpanzees make bad pets. You need a capuchin or macaque, and you need to get them neutered, and have their canine teeth removed.
That is why chimpanzees make bad pets. You need a capuchin or macaque, and you need to get them neutered, and have their canine teeth removed.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,187
Does anyone know where I could find real live monkey vivisection videos? ?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,199
I would kill for an orangutan(I know it is technically a great ape and not a monkey), we would be best friends.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,212
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,227
@1,030,212 (E)
Remember that horrible 911 call of the lady whose chimp ripped the face off of her friend and she was shrieking "It's killing her, Shoot it, just shoot it!"
Remember that horrible 911 call of the lady whose chimp ripped the face off of her friend and she was shrieking "It's killing her, Shoot it, just shoot it!"
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,228
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yep. That is why, if you want a pet monkey, get a small, docile variety, like macaque or capuchin. Never, ever get a chimpanzee or an orangutan!
Yep. That is why, if you want a pet monkey, get a small, docile variety, like macaque or capuchin. Never, ever get a chimpanzee or an orangutan!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,230
@previous (E)
I agree completely. I feel like you shouldn't own a pet that you couldn't take in hand to hand combat!
I agree completely. I feel like you shouldn't own a pet that you couldn't take in hand to hand combat!
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,231
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,245
@1,030,212 (E)
If it does, I probably deserve it. Hopefully I will bleed out before anyone finds me.
If it does, I probably deserve it. Hopefully I will bleed out before anyone finds me.