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Topic: What is the grossest sexual experience you have ever had?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,442

Well, fora?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,029,953

When i banged your mom, while your dad watched and cried.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,965

@previous (B)
He said "grossest" not "best" though.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Autist !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,967

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,971

@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
With a blanket between both parties?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,975

@1,029,967 (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
youre right that does sound gross

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,980

This was almost 30 years ago I guess.

I did a whore in a trailer out behind a crappy bar once. She was all Flirty and nice getting me in there and then as I'm taking off my pants she tried to upsell me on her price.
I wasnt having that shit cause I'd already been told it was 40 bucks.

She got all surly and laid back on the bed and hardly moved as I put it to her.

I did not give the place a good rating on Yelp.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,991

@previous (F)
Did you end up marrying her?

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,029,993

@1,029,980 (F)
it sounds like you didn't serve the bitch straight d. i would guess that her face is intact

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,006

I once had a girl shit on my chest.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,008

@previous (A)
You gave yourself away with that one.
Scat that is where you have always been.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,010

@previous (H)

You know nothing, Lynne.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,011

@1,030,006 (A)
Did you eat her entire female bowel movement afterwards?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,020

@previous (J)
I tried but could not finish.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,026

@1,030,010 (I)
Even though I just told Sim in a PM I was not going2 I will.
I only use Gin for dirty Martinis. Gin is almost exactly the same as Vodka (in theory no taste, only alcohol) To make Gin they add herbs like Juniper berries and other botanicals, for a herby, spicy flavor. I make mine "wet" a touch of Vermouth, which is white wine with even more botanicals. Add some Green olives and a splash of Olive oil. Freeze in Freezer - No ice too dilute.

Bond- James Bond was wrong. With this reply its tyme to hit my Ocean Blue here in Cardiff by the Sea for two more hours of surfing and when I return there will be such a Martini in the freezer for my inspection. & Yes upon first taste at age 13, when my mother let me try hers at a dinner show in Las Vegas, I found it HOT and said "Tastes like Gasoline" 2me

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,043

@1,030,020 (A)
What did it taste like?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,044

@previous (J)
Camembert cheese

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,045

@previous (A)
Wrong bread and BAD BAD Fake Cheese for a start

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,098

Externally hosted imageI'll give a serious answer. Out of desperation I once slept with a very obese girl. I mean VERY obese. Comically so.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,102

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
I've done plenty of whales. Hey, it's all pink inside, right?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,140

@previous (M)
Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,272

@OP

Ended up in bed with a morbidly obese woman after an all-night bender. It was even more disgusting than you might imagine.

Then again, I suppose she'd have every reason to say the same thing about me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,030,275

@previous (N)

Then again, I suppose she'd have every reason to say the same thing about me
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