Someone had to say it.
@OP
I don't think I've had anything with soy sauce for a while, actually. But I'll try.
Will you lay off the (hard drug)? We can both cut these dangerous substances out of out lives!
(Edited 1 hour later.)
@previous (Steve Jail)
You're right, I have abused the OP.
I have duly edited my comment to protect his or her identity.