Sometimes A Girl Tries to Put Me In the 'FRIEND-ZONE'...
When All I Really Wanna Do Is Slip Her the BONE!
Bitch, I've Got ENOUGH FRIENDS!
Here's Where Your BULLSHIT ENDS:
I Ain't Gonna Stick Around So You Can Have 'Facebook FANS!'
If I ain't Good Enough To FUCK,
Well Then You're Simply Out-of-LUCK!
"PUT OUT or GET OUT" is the Way I OPERATE!
I Ain't HERE to Lend an EAR When your REAL BOYFRIEND Shows up LATE!
Lady, Give your Head A SHAKE!
If you think that I'm Here For Fuckin' MORAL SUPPORT...
Well It seems You Got Some Plans that I'll be Happy to THWART!
I ain't Here to BAIL you outta JAIL, or have your Back In COURT...
So if that's what you've got Planned, well then you'd better hit ABORT!
You Think I Wanna Be Your 'BUDDY?!?' while you FUCK DUDES on-the-SIDE?!?
I Ain't No 'Shoulder to Cry On', When your Man rips your Heart open WIDE?!
You Think I Am A CONFIDANTE in Whom you Can CONFIDE?!
Insult me like that, and I don't care if you COMMIT SUICIDE!
Asking me to be your 'BUDDY is an INSULT TO MY MASCULINITY,
Because It Implies I'm NOT Sexually-Desirable, and you think you'll WIN WIT' ME?!
Unless you can offer me DOPE or help me BANG BITCHES OUT....
Male/Female Friendships DON'T WORK, So Hun, I'm CHECKING-OUT!
> Yeah, those damn women, having minds of their own. They need to learn their place under us manly masculine men.
THANK YOU! I AGREE 100% !
SUCK IT OR KEEP WALKING!
Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,028,815
agree
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,028,816
And who's this? Ohp a Tinychan cunt. Aight.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,028,831
I have female friends I'm not attracted to. I think this is mostly said by dudes who aren't getting enough sex and would stick their dick in a box full of AIDS tainted needles if it was warm and squishy.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,028,833
@op
Do you like Tom MacDonald
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,028,856
All these raps you tpe out arent going to get you anywhere unless you do something with your icky voice.
It's like a Chef serving his best dishes on nasty plates and with filthy silverware.
Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,029,098
@previous (F)
but also his best dishes arent very good