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Topic: TRAINED IN PRESSURE POINTS&BREAKING BONES;I'M A NINJA! SO ENGAGE ME; FEEL MY RAGE, G; Eco will END Y

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,268

Externally hosted imageMotherfuckers Run They Mouths,
BUT Won't Say Shit In-PERSON...
'Cause they Know I'll start CURSING!
AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE, MAN!
YOU'LL LEAVE IN A HEARSE, FAM!

WITH A QUICK LEFT-HOOK,
I'LL BUST YOUR EYEBROW OPEN,
THEN DISLOCATE YOUR ELBOW,
SNAP YOUR ARM WIT' ONE MOTION!
I'M TRAINED IN PRESSURE POINTS,
AND BREAKING BONES; I'M A NINJA!
SO ENGAGE ME; FEEL MY RAGE, G;
AND THE ECO WILL END YA!

IF YOU GET ME ON THE GROUND,
I'VE GOT SOME ESCAPE TACTICS!
I'LL STILL MANAGE TO POUND YA,
DOING DOPE ACROBATICS!
I TRAINED FOR 4 YEARS IN JAPANESE NINJUTSU!
I'M COMING TO GIT YOU!
YEAH YOUR CREW COULD GIT HIT TOO!
I'M DRIVING MY BOOT THROUGH!

I'VE also took some workshops in IRISH-STICKFIGHTING!
So I know how to SHATTER JAWS; I do it QUICK as LIGHTNING!
YOU could get your SKULL CAVED-IN,; I've got no shame, I'll BITE THINGS!
I'll twist you up like a Pretzel, while I'm HIGH as a KITE and...
I'VE got a VOLATILE TEMPER, when I SNAP, I EXPLODE!!!
IT takes 5 COPS to DETAIN ME, and the threat of getting SHOT,
That doesn't include the anti-psychotic, sedative SHOT!
When I FUCK mouthy pricks up, no I never get CAUGHT ,
BUT I'm DISTRAUGHT...because it's HOT...and I can't Find the DOPE SPOT!

Yeah I BEAT My MEAT in Public,
And I don't give a FUCK!
Smoke 5 grams of Crack,
Until my Senses get STUCK!!

I'M pretty good with KNIVES and DAGGERS,
While your obviously a FAG, SIR!
I'VE trained in SWORDS,
And been STRAPPED TO A BOARD!
I'M like a HUMAN WEAPON!
And I Illumine, STEPPIN...
I be CONSUMIN' REPPIN'...
THE BIG BAD CITY OF BARRIE,
WHERE SHIT CAN GET SCARY,
DESPITE CLAIMS TO THE CONTRARY,
WE LAY BITCHEZ OUT IN THE CEMETERY!!!

/// EcoManiac \\\

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,028,398

Externally hosted imageSexy pose 4 the ladies of mc

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,404

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Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,408

Externally hosted imageI'll whoop you upside the head with a 40 ouncer...
And I don't give a FUCK if you some 'BIG TOUGH BOUNCER@
THE ECO WILL TROUNCE YA!

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,412

You've become a caricature of yourself.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,417

Externally hosted image@previous (C)

> You've become a caricature of yourself.

I'M well aware...but still got a bit of FIGHT in ME, so with every last breath ima piss niggaz off!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,449

What's your waist size, 24 inches?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,492

FUCK OFF PEDOPHILE

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,496

@1,028,398 (Eco)
That is the least sexy thing i have seen

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,497

Externally hosted image@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Less sexy than this?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,499

@1,028,408 (Eco)
Why are you taking a shit in the corner of the room?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,500

@1,028,497 (B)
Ugh

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,503

@1,028,497 (B)
And Bert reminds me of this guy:

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Malakili

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,507

@1,028,500 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

lol. I love you Trip, sorry to make you throw up in your mouth a little.

@previous (G)

It really do be like that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,508

@previous (B)
It happens! Maybe it'll mitigate the chocolate birthday cake i ate for breakfast

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,509

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I love breakfast cake!
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