Topic: BREAKING NEWS: Latest update
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,219
Subway Sewer-oil ScandalSubway® sandwich stores across USAmerica are being forced to remove their basil infused olive oil from their Secret Menu.
After large lumpy traces of fecal matter were found in the basil oil at a Subway® store near a San Diego nursing home, an ongoing investigation is revealing the Chinese origin of the oil.
A representative of the China based PooPoo-YumYum® company has denied importing Chinese oil, and is instead claiming that the oil is manufactured on the streets of San Francisco and distributed from within a borderless USAmerica, bypassing Trump tarrifs.
Consumers are not to be left out in the cold however. Panera Bread® has offered Subway® customers who have purchased a sandwich a healthy dose of their Amish Barnyard™ oil as a substitute. Just bring your Subway® sandwich to any Panera Bread® location and use the phrase "show me your potato" to receive this limited time offer.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,028,077
Hahaha
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,078
Appears to be a Indy styled post after he sticks thumb up his butt and ends up yada yada yada.
