I was Sitting In the Court-Room, Listenin' To The JUDGE,
When It Became OBVIOUS the DUTY COUNCIL LAWYER PACKS FUDGE!
I Saw SHAI & Her Man DAVID, got MAULED by CRAZY CHRISTINA!
Saw My FRIEND GINA, who got dinged wit' A MISDEMEANOR,
...And ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS TO COP ME SOME 'TINA'!
Saw an Old Crush, COURTNEY, and quickly Grabbed her NUMBER,
Then went back to the Courthouse where I proceeded to SLUMBER,
Yeah, they CONSTANTLY-ENCUMBER ME!
Fucked off to the Library, before they could Deal with my CASE,
'Cause I was SEXUALLY-FRUSTRATED, needed some BUSH in muh FACE!
So I made my way to the CLAIRE-BEAR's PORCH,
Where She Greeted me wit' a Couple Joints 2 TORCH!
So I'd BURN And SCORCH!
Saw This GIRL NAMED SHIANNE,
Who used to Rent a Room from Me,
While Her Man is IN-JAIL,
I'ma FUCK her TIMES THREE!
WAIT AND SEE!