Topic: *** MY MOM Keeps COCK-BLOCKING ME!!! ***
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,186
It Started when Eco was a teenager...Every time he had a bitch over at the house, his Mom insisted that the door remain open to prevent any sexual activity...
It persisted throughout Eco's 20's, where he was primarily with his Fiancee, Brittany, for 9 years, and his MOM would always interrupt at inopportune times and Show up just before Eco was about to get his dick wet...
Throughout my Early 30's (when I was beginning to sleep around...) my Mom would show up IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOWJOB, when my dick is IN A GIRL's mouth, and I DON'T GET TO FINISH!
It happened again over the summer, when I was expecting some action with SHEVVY, and my Mom swung by the Motel for some NEEDLESS REASON!
Now, CLAIRE has made it clear that she Fancies a RIDE on Ryan's POCKET-ROCKET, yet every time I am primed to make-a-move, my mom pulls into the driveway to interrupt!!
What is a Player to do to STOP THIS RAMPANT, CARELESS COCK-BLOCKERY?!?!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,027,757
Have you considered not living at home with your mother well into your 30s and instead seeking gainful employment and independence?
Johnny Big Balls !Tf8ATsBbw6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,759
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,761
@previous (Johnny Big Balls !Tf8ATsBbw6)
Yeah it's probably not in the cards for him but I can dream.
Yeah it's probably not in the cards for him but I can dream.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,762
@1,027,757 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> seeking gainful employment and independence?
Fucking lel. And that's why you're single. Bitches like rap and hustle
> seeking gainful employment and independence?
Fucking lel. And that's why you're single. Bitches like rap and hustle
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,765
How are the black men of Barrie surviving without you slurping the jizz out of their balls?
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Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,778
wait how old are you
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,779
@1,027,757 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Have you considered not living at home with your mother well into your 30s and instead seeking gainful employment and independence?
Eco and bert should flat-share. There's a ratings gold reality TV show in there.
> Have you considered not living at home with your mother well into your 30s and instead seeking gainful employment and independence?
Eco and bert should flat-share. There's a ratings gold reality TV show in there.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,780
@1,027,762 (D)
I mean he does seem to be having more fun than me. Maybe I'm doing it all wrong.
@previous (G)
I would pay $10/month to Livestream the crackhouse they create.
I mean he does seem to be having more fun than me. Maybe I'm doing it all wrong.
@previous (G)
I would pay $10/month to Livestream the crackhouse they create.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,782
Bert & Eco: The Series. What say Minichan gets a kickstarter together to finance their first 2 months rent, by which time the profits will be pouring in.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,784
It's perfectly clear why your mom is cock blocking you... Your mom, the whore that she is, wants you to FUCK her. This is an opportunity to bang your mom.
Get over there, tongue your mom's old wrinkly clit, and her fart box, then fuck the old out of her.
Get over there, tongue your mom's old wrinkly clit, and her fart box, then fuck the old out of her.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,794
@1,027,782 (G)
The bert and Eco stuff could serve as the first trailer for the MC film.
Let's get some ideas.
Maybe Eco is in the front room where claire is videoing him laying down one of his wild raps and Bert stomps out of the bedroom ith wild bed hair wearing a MAGA shirt cursing at them to stfu "It's only 11 o'clock in the damn morning for fucksake."
He looks over and sees that the TV and sees that the Ellen show is on the tv and starts yelling at Ellen as she is dancing with the audience. "Dance you stupid twat dance with your your little lesbo freaks!" He grabs his balls through his ratty cotton briefs and gyrated wildly around the floor making weird noises as Eco and claire look on.
"Bert I'm trying to make a video here man" Bert stops and glares at him and runs over and backhands Eco across the mouth. " I was up till 4 fucking o'clock on my MC Party Thread motherfucker...and my head hurts and you and clarecunt heres best course of action is to be strangely quiet right now."
Bert plops down on the couch and geabs a cup laying on the carpet and starts mixing up an epic six shot cocktail grinning as he pours the booze. He takes the remote and the TV screen reads reads the 24 hour AC/DC channel as 'For those about to rock' starts up.
The bert and Eco stuff could serve as the first trailer for the MC film.
Let's get some ideas.
Maybe Eco is in the front room where claire is videoing him laying down one of his wild raps and Bert stomps out of the bedroom ith wild bed hair wearing a MAGA shirt cursing at them to stfu "It's only 11 o'clock in the damn morning for fucksake."
He looks over and sees that the TV and sees that the Ellen show is on the tv and starts yelling at Ellen as she is dancing with the audience. "Dance you stupid twat dance with your your little lesbo freaks!" He grabs his balls through his ratty cotton briefs and gyrated wildly around the floor making weird noises as Eco and claire look on.
"Bert I'm trying to make a video here man" Bert stops and glares at him and runs over and backhands Eco across the mouth. " I was up till 4 fucking o'clock on my MC Party Thread motherfucker...and my head hurts and you and clarecunt heres best course of action is to be strangely quiet right now."
Bert plops down on the couch and geabs a cup laying on the carpet and starts mixing up an epic six shot cocktail grinning as he pours the booze. He takes the remote and the TV screen reads reads the 24 hour AC/DC channel as 'For those about to rock' starts up.
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Anonymous I double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,795
This is just brainstorming for ideas. We need to get on this. It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll.
Johnny Big Balls !Tf8ATsBbw6 replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,796
@1,027,780 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wow me too
at least we have minichan and it's free!! lately if I've ever mentioned mc to people irl it's as 'this forum I found that attracts a lot of literal homeless people for some reason'
wow me too
at least we have minichan and it's free!! lately if I've ever mentioned mc to people irl it's as 'this forum I found that attracts a lot of literal homeless people for some reason'
Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,818
@1,027,757 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)> Have you considered not living at home with your mother well into your 30s and instead seeking gainful employment and independence?
I DON't Live wit' my moms but i DEPEND ON HER 2 bring me food, weed, SMOKES, and COFFEE EVERY DAY iin 5 hour intrevals...in fact, i HARSHLY DEMAND that she bring me SMOKES and NOT BE LATE!
Johnny Big Balls !Tf8ATsBbw6 replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,820
Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,821
@1,027,778 (Ananthanarayanan M R)> wait how old are you
I'm 33...but my mom has a way of showing up RIGHT WHEN I'm ABOUT 2 GET IT IN!!
Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,823
@1,027,796 (Johnny Big Balls !Tf8ATsBbw6)> wow me too
> at least we have minichan and it's free!! lately if I've ever mentioned mc to people irl it's as 'this forum I found that attracts a lot of literal homeless people for some reason'
I WASN"T HOMELESS when i 1st started posting on the CHANS (although many ppl PREDICTED that I would end up HOMELESS)...
I will create a new thread 2 tell the ironic story of How I became Homeless by trying to help out other HOMELESS PEOPLE and letting them into my house, until my LandLord Kicked me out for over-crowding the joint...
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,825
You're 33? Fucking hell. I thought you were a lost 19 or 20 year old.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,831
Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,834
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)> No you got kicked out for letting whores and crackheads run the place
I got kicked out for ALL-OF-THE-ABOVE REASONS, but most of the whores & crackheads were incidentally homeless as well b4 i gave them a place 2 chill
Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,835
ppl make it sound like NIGGERZ and HOE's 'TOOK-OVER-MY-PLACE' and treated me like some little bitch, when in reality THE NIGGERZ COWERED INTO SUBMISSION LIKE BLACK FUDGEPACKING PUSSIES WHEN ECO'S ARYAN BRO'HOOD BUDDIES THREATENED VIOLENCE...GET UR FACTS STR8!!
...and I have been going to apartment viewings, it's just NO LANDLORD WILL RENT TO ME because I have a NOTORIOUS ONLINE REP and Everyone in My CITY Knows that I Turn Every house I get into a BOOMING TRAP-HOUSE!