My BALLS R SORE!
'Cause I AIN'T SLAMMED NO WHORE!
In AT LEAST a WEEK!!!
...OR MAYBE 4!!!
I GOT 'BLUE-BALL-SYNDROME'
GOT A NUT, PENT-UP!
I BEEN LOOKIN' AT SMUT!
I WILL SLICE AT YOUR GUT!
FUCK YOUR BITCH IN THE BUTT!
FROM EAR 2 EAR U'll Get CUT!!
BECAUSE I'm IN A RUT!!
> My balls are sore from slapping off your sisters chin.
oh snap, move aside for the fucking COME-BACK KING...PUN_INTEDED...NOT *sarcasm*
Fuck u, DIKKLIKKER!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,027,434
You two should do a rap battle now, like in 8 Mile.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,027,435
I'm GAME!
BUT HE WILL PROB PUSSY OUT!
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,027,440
@previous (Eco)
You go first. Write an impromptu diss rap about anon B.
Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,027,441
I'll be Mekhi Phifer and judge the winner of each round.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,027,442
THIS BITCH, ANON B,
WILL GET STITCHES, YOU'LL SEE,
IF HE TRY 2 CON ME,
I'll SET FIRE 2 PALM TREEZ!
BRING THAT FUCK-BUCKET 2 HIS KNEEZ!
AND I'll SPREAD THE DISEASE,
BITCH NIGGA, P-P-PLEASE!
DON"T MAKE ME CUM AND DROWN YOU WITH #AntiFreeze!
On Your DESSERT, I WILL SNEEZE!
AND THEN HURT U FAKE G'S!
~EcoMANIAC
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,027,443
Not bad, not bad at all. Anon B, the mic is yours.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,027,487
@1,027,442 (Eco)
Sorry I didn't answer right back as I was busy fucking your mom's asshole for a few hours. I will be back in another hour after your dad is done orally cleaning my semen and your mother's shit and ruptured butthole hymen blood off my sore dick.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,027,489
@previous (B)
Opted for some free verse. Interesting. You lose points for the lack of a rhyme scheme but very much gain points for how graphic your insults were. Round 1 is a draw. Onto round 2. Eco, the mic is yours.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,027,789
@previous (C)
Although Anon B didn't necessarily use rhymes in his rap, his was more creative, and was more than likely based on a true story.
Eco may have used rap and rhymes to his beat, but it lacks anything true. Eco talks a lot of shit, and will never follow through, therefore is not based on anything true.
I vote Anon B for round 1.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,027,790
@previous (D)
Fair enough, I take your point. Round 1 goes to anon B.