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Topic: ***SLOW WALKERS are a BURDEN, PLAGUE, and SCOURGE ON SOCIETY; They MUST Be HANGED!!! ***

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,135

Externally hosted imageI HATE SLOW WALKERS,
Who BLOCK the WALK-WAY!
Put My Foot Up-Your-ASS!
You'll Be Walkin' FAST 2DAY :P
Other People in the City Got PLACES 2 BE!!!
So Get OUTTA THE WAY!
Or Your FACE Meets My KNEE!!

Lady, No One Gives A FUCK You Gotta Go To The DOCTOR!
I'll Have You AIR-Lifted THERE in a HELICOPTER!
I'll HIGH-JACK the CHOPPER!
Pull A GUN on a COPPER!

So If You WANNA WALK SLOW,
And TALK Like a HOE,
Then I'll FUCKIN' KNOCK YOU OUT,
Wit' a SWIFT LEFT-BLOW!

Autist !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,027,338

It's worse when they just suddenly stop and you almost bump into them.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,346

Externally hosted image@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
YEAH!
It's Like QUIT TAKIN' YOUR SWEET-ASS TIME, BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK!
MOVE YOUR FUCKIN' ASS, OR I'LL WALLOP YOU WITH YOUR CANE OR WALKER!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,347

but im procrastinating going to work as much as possible

Autist !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,352

@1,027,346 (Eco)
Or obese people you can't walk around because there's no room to squeeze by on either side.

Claire Bear joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,376

Externally hosted image@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)

> Or obese people you can't walk around because there's no room to squeeze by on either side.

Don't get me started on OBESE PEOPLE....
BEING MORBIDLY-OVERWEIGHT IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE, AND NOT A HEALTH CONDITION!!!

Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,377

Externally hosted imageThe last comment was made by Eco; I am using Claire's phone

Autist !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,445

@1,027,376 (Claire Bear)
I'm fat, but I still exercise every day and I walk like Sonic when I'm out.

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,462

Nothing wrong with being festively-plump I guess, just them real harpoon-magnets..
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