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Topic: Peeing up your bum?

Autist !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #90,079

Could you theoretically pee up your bum if you put a wide hose around your penis and put the other end in your bum?

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later[^] [v] #1,026,845

i suppose so

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,848

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
You try?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,857

Er, 100% doable re: don’t re: ASK ASK ASK how thee doth know

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,858

Anything is possible if you try hard and believe in yourself.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,860

@1,026,848 (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
nah

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,862

Externally hosted image@1,026,857 (Syntax)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,863

If you were lying on your back, I think that you could

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,867

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I just did my parting goodby for day/nite and had planned on doing a new topic about this interesting bit of news - So enjoy

https://nypost.com/2019/08/09/suspected-dayton-shooter-connor-betts-slain-sister-was-reportedly-a-transgender-man/

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,868

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,871

There should be a porn of this. Maybe women could have suction cups on their vaginas which is attached to a tube that goes up their bum and they can pee in their bums.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,890

@1,026,862 (Syntax)
Amy Schumer has lot a lot of weight!

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,891

@1,026,868 (G)
He was radicalized by Twitter and Cloudflare needs to deplatform Twitter ???

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,897

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I feel like no one ever calls leftists, radicalized

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,898

Externally hosted image@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Have you ever read a news article from
Fox
The Wall Street Journal
Breitbart
The Daily Caller

or watched

Fox News
OANN

or read the President's twitter?

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,899

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol fr

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,906

Externally hosted image@1,026,898 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Aren't you forgetting someone?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,919

@previous (G)
No because I mentioned Fox twice.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,924

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Shouldn't you have done it three times?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,011

@1,026,898 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's not radical in the same way.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,037

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't understand.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,038

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't see many people look at crimes by left wing people and say that they were radicalized. Like that recent left wing mass shooter

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,049

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
maybe people didn't talk about his political views because they weren't radical or related in any way the shooting

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,050

Wait. I had an idea. Women could queef up there ass with this! I need to invent some sort of suction cup device that will make this a reality. Then the porn companies will pay me millions for it. Delightfully devilish!

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,057

@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
Adding on to this, there could be some bizarre porn where women queef in their arse and then fart in their vagina. The possibilities are endless.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,059

@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
hell yeah

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,065

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
It does raise a bizarre philosophical and scientific question though. If a woman farts in her vagina then queefs it out, would it still be a fart or would it be a queef? Conversely, if she queefs in her arse and farts it out, would it be a queef or a fart?

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,068

@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
that, I believe, is the question of the century

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,071

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Where is Matt when you need him? He could help shed light on this.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,074

@1,027,049 (terri !RwordOooFE)
How are you sure of that?

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,084

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
uhh I'm not but I've seen no evidence to suggest otherwise
it's not like he wrote a manifesto or anything

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,089

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Are you aroused?

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,105

@previous (I)
no im sitting a dog but there's someone in the house so it's kinda weird and feels like the opposite of arousal

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,106

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59f4eed12ee10

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,114

@1,027,038 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't know what you mean by "many people".

Here is Fox, the most watched news channel in america, calling him one on their website, in fact making your exact point:
But if Democrats want to play politics with mass murder, it works both ways. Because the man who carried out another mass shooting 13 hours later in Dayton, Ohio, seems to have been a left-wing radical whose social media posts echoed Democrats' hate-filled attacks on the president and U.S. immigration officials. The Associated Press reported on Monday that a Twitter account that appeared to be his "showed tweets labeling himself a 'leftist,' bemoaning the election of President Donald Trump, supporting Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren and encouraging people to cut fences of immigrant detention centers."


If I went digging longer I'm sure I could find more. I actually hope that's not true, because in this instance there doesn't appear to be any evidence that his political beliefs were the reason he shot these people, unlike the El Paso shooter who had a manifesto and told the police he specifically sought to kill Mexicans.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,120

Why not pooping up your urethra?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,121

@1,027,106 (J)
Please refrain from linking pornography on our christian bbs, thank you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,131

@1,027,114 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not what I mean exactly

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,255

Only minichan can turn a thread about peeing up your bum into a political debate.

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,027,541

Could you also cum in your bum using this method?

Autist !StaYqkzUPc (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,028,298

Externally hosted imageHere's a diagram of what it may look like.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,186

green

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,217

I genuinely lol'd!
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