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Topic: Poop every other day to save the planet

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #90,077

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-49304358

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has suggested people should "poop every other day" as a way to save the planet.

His comment came in answer to a journalist who asked him how to combine agricultural development and protecting the environment.

Mr Bolsonaro recently came under fire after official data showed an increase in deforestation in the Amazon

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,026,836

Getting severe constipation to own the libs.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,837

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Nha, it's going to be uncomfortable but not severe. You can't put a price on our planet.

Autist !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,840

The best way to do that is eat a lot of meat. But eating a lot of meat is also bad for the environment. You can't win.

Autist !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,842

@1,026,837 (C)
I wouldn't mind the whole planet burning, as long as I can take my morning dump.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,847

I poop everyday, and am not going to change that.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,849

@1,026,840 (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)

The whole point is that you can't win. If you won and realized the planet wasn't better off despite your efforts, then you'd realize the problem is something else.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,859

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Something like large multinational corporations polluting the planet, deforestation for their palm oil, making 90% of carbon emissions, every toxic spill, etc.

But you kids shouldn't use plastic straws, so they've been banned. Bad for the environment don't ya know? The government is just the best at saving the world from global warming!
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