Minichan

RYAN’S DOPE-ASS LYRICS!! (from ‘The Era of Eco’ ALBUM)
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My Fuckin' MIND KEEPS RACIN'! So I'ma GUT You Like JASON! I'll take an AXE to they BACKS, AS they RUN, I'm CHASIN' Got My GUN; I'M PACIN' My Heart Keeps POUNDIN' And ALARMS Keep SOUNDIN' Sirens are FLASHIN'; MOBS are DASHIN' I'm VEXED; at they NECKS I'm CLAWIN' and SLASHIN' ...GNAWING and GASHING!
I'll Lock You In My BASEMENT! Stuff You into an ENCASEMENT! That I've Hid beneath the FLOOR, Soon, you'll see what's In-STORE, FOREVER MORE, I'm OBSESSED With VIOLENCE & GORE! I'll DENY You FOOD or WATER, And I'll KIDNAP YOUR DAUGHTER! And You'll CRY as You DIE... Like A LAMB to the SLAUGHEER!
There's a REASON DOC's Say I Have 4 SERIOUS DISORDERS! There's no PLEASIN' Some Folks; I'm a DELERIOUS HOARDER! I've Been Labeled 'ANTI-SOCIAL' and SCHIZOAFFECTiVE; And I'm DOWN With the Anonymous Hacking COLLECTIVE! I also have BIPOLAR and SEVERE PSYCHOSIS AND YES THESE ARE OFFICIAL DIAGNOSES! I Collect the BLOOD, SKIN, And BONES of my VICTIMS! And put them back together, like I'm tryin' to FIX'EM! I SURELY AM A THREAT to the PUBLIC SAFETY! I always CUT MYSELF, Praying that DEATH might TAKE ME! In a Dream, I Drugged and HAND-CUFFED a BITCH Named CHERYL, I RAPED HER; DUCT-TAPED HER; then Ate a SAWED-OFF BARREL! And when my BRAINS Left a STAIN on the CARPET SEAMS, NOTHING ELSE MATTERED BUT MY FUCKED-UP DREAMS!

YOU DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO MY RAPS?! I'LL FUCKIN' RAM THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT! TAKE COMMAND OF THE BOAT! AND YOUR MAN'LL GET CHOKED... AND SMOKED, BITCH YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE!? SOMEBODY HAND ME A SMOKE, WHILE I DO A CRACK TOKE! PLEASE STOP TALKING BACK, BLOKE!
WHEN I UNLEASH A SHOT-GUN SHELL, I'll MEET THE BEAST, WHEN I'M LOCKED IN HELL! THEY RHYMES BE SOFTER THAN COTTONELLE, AND THEY MOM'S VAGINA HAS A ROTTEN SMELL!

FUCK JOINING THE ARMY; YOU KNOW THAT I'M A DRAFT-DODGER! RATHER SHOOT UP A UNIVERSITY, Like @Elliott Rodger !!! THINK YOU CAN REHEARSE WIT' ME, THEN I'LL PLAY YOUR GOD, SIR! YOUR ASS IS NOW GRASS, YOU'RE MY CANON FODDER! YEAH, I'MA PULL A Dylan Roof... AND CUT THE HEAD OFF SOME GOOF!

I'M RENOWNED FOR MY 'SUPREME GENTLEMAN' CONFIDENCE! AND SLEEPING WIT' #LIBRARIANS AT THEM #LIBRARY CONFERENCES! I COULD WRITE A WHOLE SONG, ABOUT THE MAGIC OF MY 'SCHLONG'! BUT SUFFICE-IT-TO-SAY, THAT MOTHERFUCKER BE LONG! YEAH THE 'RY-GUY' BELONGS...TO AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB; I BE THE DRUNKEST CAT TO FREQUENT @McReilly's PUB!
I'm "KIND OF A BIG DEAL!'... I'm 2 SEXY 2 BE REAL! I Make the LADIES SQUEAL! AS I COP-A-FEEL and STRIKE-A-DEAL! You LITTLE MOUTHY PUNK! Don't Make Me Reach 4 The STEEL! As I'm DRUNK Behind Tha WHEEL! The Tires SCREECH and PEEL!
OH YEAH, I'M KNOWN FAR-AND-WIDE ON THE INTERNET!!! I'M KNOWN TO THREATEN SUICIDE; DAWG, HOW CAN WE FORGET!! EVERY OTHER DAY, I GOT A RAZOR IN-MY-HAND!! AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I CAN SPIT-ON-COMMAND!! Take a SHIT IN-THE-SAND! GOT A LITTLE NATIVE IN ME, SO, BITCH, GIT OFF-MA-LAND!!
You'll NEVER Meet Another Cat So SURE-OF-HIMSELF!! I'm a BOY wit' More TOYS than a CHRISTMAS ELF!! I Got No HUMILITY! But I Got PIMPIN' ABILITIES! Between the BED-SPREAD; I'm KNOWN for my AGILITY!! The Way I Kick RAPS Got Hunnies... Feelin' TRANQUILITY, But Now I'm off to JACK-A-BOMB, From A NUCLEAR FACILITY!!

Said I Be On The Hunt For A #Gothic BROAD! Who Loves To Smoke HEROIN, Goes ON-THE-NOD; Who Always Be STARIN' At My MASSIVE ROD! Who BURIES MOTHERFUCKERS 'NEATH THE DIRT & SOD! A girlfriend WHO'S PERFECTLY-FLAWED...
Now, I Never Been One For SUPERSTITION! But I'd Love Have FUN wit' a #GOTHIC MUSICIAN!

She Could SUCK MY BLOOD! WHILE I LET THE RHYMES FLOOD! Leave HATERS in the MUD, AND CRUSH'EM WIT' a 'THUD!' She Could SCHOOL Me in The Art of #WitchCraft, While I RULE and I Try to Make A BITCH LAUGH, CLIP-CLAP! Yeah, She's NOT A RIFF-RAFF; She Would CRAFT My EPITAPH!
In The MIDDLE OF THE GRAVEYARD, I'd MAKE THAT BITCH SLAVE HARD! WHILE I SMOKE CRYSTAL METH SHARDS; STOP ACTIN' A RETARD!!!

Let Me SHOW You Just How The Ry-Guy ERASES... Chew MC's Words Up, Spit'em BACK IN-THEY-FACES, In Tombs He ENCASES, He FRANTICALLY-PACES, I Get DEATH THREATS on an HOURLY BASIS; STUCK IN A STASIS!
If You've NEVER Been Hit in a DRIVEBY-SHOOTING! Or Had Your HEAD CAVED-IN From a BRUTAL BOOTING, Well Then I've Got A TREAT for You, and It Goin' Be SWEET! KEEP BEAKING-OFF, And You Are Gonna GET BEAT!
Said I WILL SPILL Your Brains On The PAVEMENT! Wonderin' What the WAVE MEANT; Now I Got A SLAVE BENT... ON ESCAPING MY BASEMENT; Where They TRAPPED in an ENCASEMENT!!
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I'M SATAN IN-THE-FLESH! WORSE THAN DAVID KORESH! STARTED A CULT OF THE OCCULT, AND THE OBSESSED AND DEPRESSED!
SO WRITE '6-6-6' IN A PENTAGRAM! AND PAY RESPECTS TO THE ECO ON INSTAGRAM! UNCLE SAM WILL HAVE YOU FIGHTING IN A BLOODY WAR! AS FOR ME, I'D RATHER FUCK A BLOODY WHORE!
I'MA SLICE AND DICE, IT WON'T SUFFICE, 'TIL I SEE YOUR CORPSE COVERED WITH ICE! MAKE NO MISTAKE; I'M THE Antichrist!! INCITE WAVES OF VIOLENCE AND VICIOUS VICE!
SOME CATS CALL ME 'DAMIEN' HERE TO REMIND YOU WHAT GAME WE IN! I"M THE SON OF THE DEVIL! HOMIE, GET ON MY LEVEL! AS I'M LOOKING DISHEVELED, I'LL HIT YOU WIT' A SHARP SHOVEL!!

When I DROWN you in the RIVER, Wear a FROWN, as you QUIVER, And I ALWAYS DELIVER! FUCKIN' SLICE YOU WIT' A SLIVER! WHEN YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO BREATHE, JUST GASPING FOR AIR, WILL IT BE FAIR?! YOU THINK THAT I CARE?! I'M THERE TO IMPAIR!
THE MICROBIAL POND WILL WASH AWAY FORENSIC EVIDENCE, GONE WITH THE ELEMENTS! SEND YOU TO HELL; I'M BENT! NEVER BEEN SO ELOQUENT!

Unless you wanna get SNIPED in a DRIVEBY- SHOOTING, you'll Watch What you TYPE; STOP your mouth from POLLUTIN'! I've had ENOUGH of YOUR STUFF! And Bitch I'm gonna get ROUGH! Grab your Neck By the SCRUFF, And Lick Your Bitch's MUFF!
See I RUN things 'Round HERE! And it's CLEAR that you QUEER! So pass me a BEER, and Lend me an EAR; I'm the Man of the YEAR!

I Could Make you have NEUROLOGICAL BREAK-DOWN! I GOT METHODS I USE, WHEN I WANNA INDUCE... A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL SHAKE-DOWN! START PUMPIN' THE BRAKES NOW! I'MA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE; WOW! MY STYLE IS PSYCHOSOMATIC, and IDIOSYNCRATIC! EVEN GOT HATERS ECSTATIC; THEY WIVES LOCKED IN-THE-ATTIC!
I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN UNTIL YOU START TO TWITCH, AND DEPART, YOU SNITCH! DID YOU FART, YOU BITCH?! RIP APART THE STITCH! GLOVE COMPARTMENT'S RICH... AND OVERFLOWING WITH LOOT! WHILE YOUR BITCH LOOK CUTE... IN HER DESIGNER SUIT, I REFINE OR REBOOT, SEEK THE ABSOLUTE!

I Could Rain Down The FORCES of the GODS on your HEAD! Have you CURSED, then DISPERSED, and leaving in a HEARSE! Yeah, with the Strength of POSEIDON, I'LL EXPOSE WHAT YOU HIDIN'; IF YOU don't FEEL LIKE CONFIDIN'... WELL DAWG I BE HOMICIDIN'!!! WITH THE BOLDNESS OF THOR, I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHORE!

These Days, I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MACK-ELEVEN! 2PAC GOT ME WONDERING IF THERE'S A GHETTO IN HEAVEN! I COULD CUT YOUR REP UP WITH AN EPIC DISS TRACK! IF YOU WANNA ACT TOUGH, THEN I GO ON THE ATTACK! I COULD SHATTER YOUR WORLD, MAKE IT ALL FADE TO BLACK... OF YOU INSIST ON LIPPING-OFF...TO THE ECOMANIAC!!!

Come at me, BRO's! While I COMBAT These FOE's! Yeah, Everybody KNOWS, That I Used to Pimp HOE's! And I fuckin' RUN The SHOWS! I'll slice off your NOSE And Chop off your TOES!
If you're feeling OFFENDED or like I CONDESCENDED, MY PLAN'S NOW AMENDED ;I'LL LEAVE YOU SUSPENDED... On top of a BUILDING, 'CAUSE I'm KNOWN 2 KILL THINGS! I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE ROOF! AND SPIT YOU GOOF! YOU'LL BE GONE IN A POOF!

It Isn't That hard for Me to HACK Your COMPUTER, Download Some #PORN, Fuckin' WHACK it to some COOTER! Yeah the RY-GUY Goin' SHOOT HER AND EXECUTE'ER... I'LL BOMB THE HEAD OFFICE OF Thomson Reuters !!! It Isn't that Hard to Install a KEY-LOGGING PROGRAM! To STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, WHILE WE HIT YOU WIT' A SLOW JAM! YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, FAM! I'm SNORTING SOME BLOW, WHAM!
I DO MOST OF MY #HACKING UNDER THE #ANONYMOUS BANNER! HEAR THEIR OMINOUS #SLANDER! Nah, The Eco Won't GROVEL or PANDER; I AM THE COMMANDER!
Sometimes I even PhotoShop FAKE I.D.'s! Like I Got a DISEASE! I'll bring your Norton AntiVirus Software... To its FUCKIN' KNEES! Bitch, PLEASE!

I've Got MORE PICK-UP LINES THAN James Bond DOES! So I Dare The SMOOTHEST PLAYERS, "GO AGAINST ME, CUZ!!!" I will MACK on The LADIES, and JACK Your MERCEDES, 'CAUSE HOMEBOY ECO GOT GAME! CHICO IS MY NICK-NAME! AND I'M OUT TO COP FAME! AND NIGGA, I WON'T STOP SHAME, I'LL SEE YOU DROPPED AND MAIMED! it's ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING SAME!
EVERY CHICK THAT I PASS, INSTINCTIVELY MOVES TOWARD MY DICK! SO ECO TALKS THEM INTO BED, JUST LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!
YEAH SEE THE RY-GUY'S DICK! EVERY VEIN BE THICK! WHEN THERE'S CLITS 2 FLICK, IT SURE DOES THE TRICK, NOW BITCH, LET ME LICK!! PLEASE PLEASE GET TO ME QUICK! ...I'LL HIRE A #DOMINATRIX TO LITERALLY SUCK ME INTO THE #MATRIX! She'll BITTERLY FUCK ME; AND GIVE ME MY FIX! I'M THE KING OF SEDUCTION... I COULD PROVIDE YOU INSTRUCTIONS! I MAKE THE HEAT RISE JUST SEMI-INDUCTION! WIT'WHOEVER I'M FUCKIN'.... YEAH THE ECO KEEPS TRUCKIN'!
I KNOW THE EXACT WORDS TO SAY TO GET IN-THEY-PANTS!! I KNOW TO FEIGN INTEREST, HOW TO FAKE ROMANCE! I KNOW HOW TO CRACK JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH 'TIL IT HURTS! AND I KNOW HOW TO HIT THEM SPOTS THAT MAKE THE LADIES SQUIRT!!!
SEE, I USED TO EMPLOY PICK-UP ARTIST TECHNIQUES, STRIPPED AWAY THE MYSTIQUE, LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A BITCH'S LEGS GO WEAK, 'TIL SHE CAN BARELY-SPEAK, AND I REACH MY PEAK; Pimpin's NO GAME FOR THE MEEK!
~EcoManiac

They Threw Me in The CRUISER, Banged My Head Against The ROOF! Then The RY-GUY Left A BRUISER, And He Called The Cops A 'GOOF!' Steal Your DRIVER'S LICENSE... Your #IDENTITY, I SPOOF! AND HAVE YOU BOOTED. IN-THE-FACE... WIT' A CAMELS' HOOF!
PIG POLICE PACK A TASER! I'm an AUDIENCE-AMAZER! I'll ZAP YOU WIT' A LASER, AND SLASH YOU WIT' A RAZOR, Kelsey Grammar PLAYS Frasier!

somewhere in BETWIXT this SNAP of FAME, The Ry-Guy's Truly FIXED on This RAPPING GAME! JAY-Z said he 'CAN'T LEAVE RAP ALONE; THE GAME NEEDS (HIM);" WELL I'VE GOT SOME HATERS; SO I'MA GO FEED;EM! YEAH I'LL BLEED'EM, EXCEED'EM, CAUSE, BITCH...I DON'T NEED'EM!
Now I AIN'T EVER RAISED A HAND TO NO FEMALES! BUT I GOT A MASTER-PLAN; AND HERE ARE THE DETAILS: I'll Send One of MY CHICK FRIENDS to Come and PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK....IF YOU DON'T SHOW RESPECT...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET WRECKED...HAVE YOUR ATTITUDE CHECKED!!!
MY GIRLS WILL GET YOU ON-THE-GROUND, AND THEN THEY START TO POUND, ON YOUR OPTIC NERVE, YOUR SCREAMS ECHO AND RESOUND! YOU GONNA GET SERVED; NOW JUST LET ME EXPOUND!! Don't take me for PERV; I'll build your BURIAL MOUND!
I GOT A COUPLE LOYAL CHICKS THAT WANT THE RY-GUY'S DICK! 'CAUSE THOSE CLITS, HE CAN FLICK! AND HE LIKES HIS GIRLS THICK; TALK HUNNIES INTO BED LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!

So NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE GIRLS DO MY DIRTY WORK, SO IF YOU WANNA BEAK-OFF...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET HURT! I'LL HAVE THEM TAKE YOUR BALLS AND STUFF THEM IN-THE-DIRT; AND THEM COME HOME TO ME, AND RAISE THEY FUCKIN' SKIRT!

Now I've NEVER raised a HAND to NO FEMALE... BUT I GOT A MASTER-PLAN; AND HERE ARE THE DETAILS: I'll Send One of MY CHICK FRIENDS to Come and PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK....IF YOU DON'T SHOW RESPECT...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET WRECKED...HAVE YOUR ATTITUDE CHECKED!!!
MY GIRLS WILL GET YOU ON-THE-GROUND, AND THEN THEY START TO POUND, ON YOUR OPTIC NERVE, YOUR SCREAMS ECHO AND RESOUND! YOU GONNA GET SERVED; NOW JUST LET ME EXPOUND!!
I GOT A COUPLE LOYAL CHICKS THAT WANT THE RY-GUY'S DICK! 'CAUSE THOSE CLITS, HE CAN FLICK! AND HE LIKES HIS GIRLS THICK; TALK HUNNIES INTO BED LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!
So NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE GIRLS DO MY DIRTY WORK, SO IF YOU WANNA BEAK-OFF...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET HURT! I'LL HAVE THEM TAKE YOUR BALLS AND STUFF THEM IN-THE-DIRT; AND THEM COME HOME TO ME, AND RAISE THEY FUCKING SKIRT!!

Sitting at the Park, just resting by the SWING; Don't make me BREAK YOUR FACE; Put your ARM in a SLING! I'm out to Do My THING! If you wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch it's your Bell that I'll RING!

When You're Taking Out MONEY from the BANK MACHINE, I'LL Be RIGHT There Behind You To STEAL Your GREEN! I dunno what to CALL IT, But I'll SNATCH Up Your WALLET! If you Wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch, Your Face I Will MAUL IT!!!
As Soon as you Punch in your Fuckin' PIN NUMBER, I'll have you clapped upside the HEAD, beat you into a SLUMBER; Pig Police won't ENCUMBER!!!
So Bitch, Make a WITHDRAWAL! Take out Every DOLLAR! And I'll make you HOLLER; I'm a SADISTIC SCHOLAR! AND A MYSTIC BALLER INTRINSIC SHOT-CALLER!

I Visually Pivot while grasping a rivet, I shove it; dont glove it; you cats gotta love it, I freestyle for a while Player don't change THe DIAL! I STICK IT TO CORPSES; IM A NECROPHILE I HEAP BODIES IN A PILE AND I GOT DOPE STYLE! THOUGH MY ACTIONS ARE VILE, And I'M AVOIDIN' MY TRIAL!
I be half asleep yet still emotions creep Into my head the lead flows and seeps, Though the cost be steep and we've cut too deep!!! Not I hot-wire a Jeep!
And so we smoke a sesh Wit' a paki named Gamesh While were on the Thresh Put a knife through they breast, And lay them to rest! Put a smith and Wesson bullet right through they chest, Do NoT regret, try not to reject But now I've got to jet Because its hot and wet While your mom makes me sweat! Yeah I'm a hood life Vet!
Because the hood life ain't no joke! Listen folks! If ya don't represent then ya gonna get SMOKED! Doin' Tokes helps me RHyme and gives me superpowers So I lightly scour through the floor just lookin' 4 more.... As Im FUCKIN' a whore and then Robbin a store Forever more The RY-GUY is fixated wit' Vilonce and gore

Some Days I Sit and Listen to Marilyn Manson.... While I'm RIPPED on Weed, METH, Crack & HEROIN, DANCIN' ...And I Got this BITCH, NAMED 'CHERYL LYNN', that I'm ROMANCIN' MY GUN-BARREL IS ENTRANCIN'! If Eminem Calls Himself a 'SKILL-AHOLIC' Then I'm a HYDRAULIC, HYPERBOLIC CHRONIC ALCOHOLIC! AND I'M BEIN' SYMBOLIC!... I Will REACH 4 Yo WALLET! How I SEE IT'S HOW I CALL IT!
MY LIFE FEELS LIFE A DYSTOPIAN FICTION, AS I WRESTLE WITH THIS FUCKED-UP OPIATE ADDICTION DON'T WANNA CAUSE FRICTION.... JUST WANNA GROW THICK SKIN!
I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD! I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE... Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE... I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL; Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!
Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock! While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK! Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK! While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!
I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN' Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN' Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY! Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH! TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH! WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!
No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?! It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE! I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT! You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT! ...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT! I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!!

While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING! Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING... I Was HACKING and GLITCHING! Just CRACKING and STITCHING! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES! HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES! I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!
They're Gonna Need a RIOT SQUAD at my LIVE PERFORMANCES! There'll Be People Getting TRAMPLED! I Don't Care What The DOOR MAN SAYS! When I Take the STAGE; I'll Fill The Crowd Wit' RAGE! They'll Need CROWD CONTROL when I GET LOUD AND EXTOLL! And once I'm On-a-ROLL; The Ry-Guy's Ramblings Take Their TOLL! It's Like Playing WHACK-A-MOLE!
I Don’t Even Know WHY I Post in This FORUM, When NONE o’Y’ALL NIGGAZ Got NO DECORUM! @'SYNTAX' Knows How 2 BORE'EM! You TALK MAD SHIT; But You DON'T CONTRIBUTE! So, I've Got 2 .22 BULLETS 2 DISTRIBUTE!
Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA! I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA! Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA! 'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala... I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS! So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS! AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS! I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!! As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!
If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE... YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME! Eternally, You'll BLEED! Word 2 Those In-The-NEED! If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED, Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!
I Love To Get HIGH And Look at OPTICAL ILLUSIONS! Love Seein' People DIE; I Leave TOPICAL CONTUSIONS! I Don't PUMP OIL, NAH I AIN'T FEELIN' EXTRUSIONS! But Donald J. Trump was Involved In #Russian COLLUSIONS! So We Sit Here And HACK! While The Ry-Guy Smokes CRACK! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO WE CAN LOOK AT SOME TITTIES! Anonymous HAS A NEW TROLLING COMMITTEE! I'M A 'CRACKER' WHO'S GRITTY! NOT JUST A 'SCRIPT KIDDIE', WHO LISTENS TO 'FITTY!'

Said I'm TRYING to LEARN... How to TURN and BURN... My #CrystalMeth Pipe, While I STUFF YOU IN AN URN! I Could Have Your Ass SPONTANEOUSLY-COMBUSTED, SIMULTANEOUSLY-LUSTED... I'm NOT to Be TRUSTED!
I Could Have You SWIFTLY-INCINERATED! And You KNOW THAT I WILL BE VINDICATED, EXONERATED! YOU CAN'T DEBATE IT! APPRECIATE; DON'T HATE IT!

I Love To Get HIGH And Look at OPTICAL ILLUSIONS! Love Seein' People DIE; I Leave TOPICAL CONTUSIONS! I Don't PUMP OIL, NAH I AIN'T FEELIN' EXTRUSIONS! But Donald J. Trump was Involved In #Russian COLLUSIONS! So We Sit Here And HACK! While The Ry-Guy Smokes CRACK! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO WE CAN LOOK AT SOME TITTIES! Anonymous HAS A NEW TROLLING COMMITTEE! I'M A 'CRACKER' WHO'S GRITTY! NOT JUST A 'SCRIPT KIDDIE', WHO LISTENS TO 'FITTY!'

I'll Take A CROW-BAR To The Side of Your TEMPLE, Just 2 MAKE An EXAMPLE, That I'm BROKE & DOPE-SIMPLE! Watch, While I Make Your Whole World CRUMBLE! As You STUMBLE and MUMBLE and PATHETICALLY-FUMBLE!! I GRUMBLE & RUMBLE! 'CAUSE I GOT NO FOOD! AND U GOT AN ATTITUDE, AND DISPLAY NO GRATTITUDE! TELL ME ISN'T THAT RUDE?!
So I'm Gonna Introduce You To BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! Smack You UPSIDE THE HEAD, Make U Wanna Call Yo MAMA! PLEASE, G'S....DO FORGIVE THE DRAMA! I'll Have Your BODY DUMPED SOMEWHERE IN THE BAHAMAS!

I Spend a LOTTA TIME In Tha SOUP KITCHEN LINE... And AT The FOOD BANK, No I Won't BITCH N' WHINE! 'Cause I Ain't Got No FOOD! And I Don't MEAN To BE RUDE! But The Cook at Salvation Army Barrie Bayside Mission Centre Got an ATTITUDE! Even Though 'RY-GUY' Expresses GRATITUDE!
I'm Out To GET FREE COFFEE! AND SOME BUTTERSCOTCH TOFFEE! I SCREAM AT THE SECURITY, TO GET THIS BITCH OFF ME! I USED TO PLAY HOCKEY! 'Til SOMEONE TRIED 2 SOCK ME! SORRY 4 ACTIN' COCKY! BUT THESE BITCHES STALK ME!!
~Eco

I'LL GET THE WHOLE #BlackBlock... To CONTROL YOUR SMACK-TALK, AS I PULL OUT MA GLOCK! YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK! I GOT YO MOM 2 STALK! AND A CROWD 2 SHOCK! SO I SMASH A LAP-TOP, AND HARVEST A FAT-CROP! AND THEN STEAL A DROP-TOP! FROM THE PO-PO'S COP-SHOP!

I Teach DANGEROUS KNOWLEDGE At My CRIMINAL COLLEGE! I'm An INTERNET PHENOMENON! Bring A BOMB To COMICON ! I've Got HALF-THE-CITY, Wonderin' Whose MOM I'M ON! You Lookin' 4 LAUGHS, well then I'll Be Yo DRAMA PAWN! AND NO, You Can't CON-A-CON!
I Teach People How To Ruin A Life In 5 Minutes or LESS, And HOW 2 FINNESSE, and Get the Ladies Out-They-Dress! I'm The BEST in the WEST; I'll Put A KNIFE Through Ya CHEST!

I Spit HUMONGOUS WORDS, Like 8-SYLLABLES-LONG, And Rhyme Them On-The-Spot; Work them into a SONG! 'Cause I'm an ANARCHIST PROFESSOR! THE PRIME AGGRESSOR! FINGER ON THE KILL-SWITCH; I'M A SYSTEM-STRESSOR! I Defraud the Government, Large CORPORATIONS TOO! SO I CAN SIT ON MY ASS, WRITING SICK SONGS 4 YOU!
I LIVE ON COFFEE & CRACK! WATCH ME BLAZE & AMAZE, HOMIE, I KNOW IT SOUNDS WHACK! BUT Y'ALL DON'T KNOW JACK! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE SACK... ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BLACK ! ;) DAWG, RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!
Yeah, When THEY KICK THE BASS, THE RY GUY RUN THE PLACE! HE'LL ERASE YO FACE, LEAVE YOU DISGRACED, DISPLACED, YOUR CORPSE COVERED IN LACE... SPRAY YO ASS WITH MACE, AND STUFF YOU INTO A CASE!!!
I've Got HALF OF THE CHAN SITES... Sendin' Me FAN-BITES! TRYING to BAN WHITES! 'Cause Eco's the MAN, RIGHT?! I've Got PARENTS PISSED... 'Bout What the KU KLUX KLAN WRITES! Every Day I'm Known, To Start a GODDAMN FIGHT!

I Haven't YET Gotten AROUND to Hittin' The FUCKIN' STAGE; But When I Fuckin' Do, I'LL MAKE THE CROWD ENRAGED! They're Gonna NEED A RIOT SQUAD at my LIVE PERFORMANCES! People Finna GET TRAMPLED! Eco DON'T CARE what the DOOR-MAN SAYS! There'll be Bitches TOTING SIGNS in my STUDIO AUDIENCE! And HATERS Tryin' to SNIPE ME with some Smuggled SAUDI GUNS! I'll SEDUCE all the NAUGHTY ONE! Please EXCUSE my POTTY PUNS!
I'ma DELVE into SUBJECTS Dawg's AFRAID-TO-TOUCH! Try to SHELVE all my Records; but it won't help them MUCH! I've Effectively "TROLLED THE WORLD!" AND SELECTIVELY SOLD SOME GIRLS! Bein' INVOLVED IN THE SEX-TRADE IS Just the TIP-OF-THE-ICEBERG! But I'll be ABSOLVED; The #COPS PAID; I'ma RIP YOU A NICE 1, 'SPERG!! G, JUST BECAUSE I BRIBED A COUPLE #POLITICIANS, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I CAN'T BE A SICK MUSICIAN!
I COURT CONTROVERSY EVERYWHERE THAT I GO! TRY to THWART COMMON DECENCY WHEN I PUT ON A SHOW! And THEN AGAIN...There Be Those who are IN-THE-KNOW... Who Probably ALREADY SENSE That Police Wanna DISPENSE... With E, to-the C, to-the-MOTHAFUCKIN' O!!!
I'll Make the WU TANG CLAN Sound like JUSTIN BIEBER! Join the KU KLUX KLAN; KILL NIGGAZ WIT' a MEAT-CLEAVER! And you had BETTER BELIEVE'ER! OBVIOUSLY I'll DROP THE 'N-BOMB' IN Like Every Other SONG, AND WIT' MA PIMP HAT ON, PLAYA, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG!
I Preach #FeministHATE; PIG POLICE, I BERATE! I'll Drop LENINIST BAIT When I go to @KUWAIT, AND SHIT'LL BE GREAT; NAH, THE ECO CAN'T WAIT!

BLASTIN' OFF in T-MINUS 6-6-6-SECONDS, HOLD ONTO YA SEATS AS WE CH-CH-CH-CHECKIN' THE SPACECRAFT CARRIER, SMASHIN' THROUGH THE BARRIER, OF SPACE AND TIME, WITNESS THE DIVINE... HEAVENLY SHINE!
Mutants SPAWNING, It's The DAWNING, Of An ERA, To BLISTER Your SCLERA! Everybody RUNNIN' ON INSTINCT! Closin' DOWN THE STREETS AND THE PRECINCT!
Lootin' And Killin' are the Order of the DAY, FREAKS All Spilled Out Into the Street to PLAY! The ARMY Called In For An INDEFINITE STAY, But They'll SOON COLLAPSE, SO THE PEOPLE SAY!
CLUTCH YOUR POSSESSIONS! OR LEARN YOUR LESSONS! THE RAYS OF LIGHT WILL KEEP'EM GUESSIN' CONSTANTLY STRESSIN' THE KILL-SWITCH, I'M PRESSIN' The PIGS BE ARRESTIN'! BUT DAWG, THEY JUST TESTIN'! Tryin' To Cause CONGESTION!

The #Revolution WILL be TELEVISED! And TWEETED AS WELL, FOR THEY VIRGIN EYES! IN THE YEAR 2020...SHIT AIN'T GONNA BE FUNNY! WE GONNA GET TOOK OVER BY A ROBOTIC BUNNY! IF IT'S RAINY OR SUNNY! I'M OUT 2 GET MONEY! I'M DONE WIT' YOU, HONEY! I'M TOO WITTY AND PUNNY! There'll Be #DRONES and #CLONES, just Casting their STONES! YOU COULD HONE AND ATONE, BATHE IN ACETONE... 'TIL YOU STRIPPED-TO-THE-BONE!

I'll Be the DOPEST MUSICIAN of the 2020's! I Refer to My #GROUPIES as My 'RabbitHole BUNNIES'! I'm Out To Make MONEY! So Much It Ain't FUNNY! Get a Taste dat PUSSY, 'Dat's SWEETER THAN HONEY! You Know I'M FUCKING INSANE! AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES! #SWAGGER Pumps Through MUH VEINS! AND A SHIT-TONNE OF #COCAINE! Yeah I'll SNORT a BRICK! While They SUCK MY DICK! Yeah, They Can GUM MY DONG, OR NUMB MY SCHLONG, IT WON'T BE LONG, 'Til I GET CROWNED Like the Prince of Hong Kong !
I'm An AUDIENCE AMAZER! I'll FUCKING ZAP YOU WIT' MY LASER! #PIG #POLICE PACK A TASER! AND @Kesley Grammar Plays Frasier ! My GUITAR HAS A PHASER! SLASH YO NECK WIT' A RAZOR!!

I'll STAB You In The SHOWER, And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED! Now This MASSACRE FLOWERED! And The ACIDIC TASTE SOURED! Yeah, I'll Creep Right Up On You Like NORMAN BATES At My CONCERTS, Blood Flows, where The DOORMAN WAITS! I'm a CERTIFIED Psycho ; I'm Here 2 IGNITE, YO! I'm Comin' 2 BITE YOU! I'll SLASH YOU ; I'll FIGHT YOU! I've GOT DYNAMITE TOO!

Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA! I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA! Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA! 'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala... I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS! So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS! AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS! I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!! As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!
If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE... YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME! Eternally, You'll BLEED! Word 2 Those In-The-NEED! If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED, Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!
So With SURGICAL PRECISION I Make A DEEP INCISION! YOUR SCREAMS INVITE DERISION! I'm NOT ONE FOR SUPERSTITION.... DAWG, ALL I REALLY WANT'S TO BE A RAP MUSICIAN! THERE'S NO CONTRITION! I HAVE MY OWN VOLITION!!!

I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD! I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE... Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE... I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL; Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!
Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock! While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK! Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK! While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!
I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN' Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN' Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY! Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH! TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH! WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!

No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?! It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE! I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT! You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT! ...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT! I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!! PREFERABLY ONE WHO BE FAT!
While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING! Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING... I Was HACKING and GLITCHING! Just CRACKING and STITCHING! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES! HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES! I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!

Don't Make Me Slice Out Your NEO-CORTEX! Or SUCK YOU INTO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' VORTEX! Swear, THE ECO HAS 4 DICKS! I'm Out 2 STEAL YOUR CHICKS!
So Now I Do A TOKE from my HANDY CRACK-PIPE... Don't Take me for a JOKE, MAN...I COMMAND THEE! ACT RIGHT! Nah, You CAN'T RETRACT FIGHTS! So Keep Sendin' The Eco Your DANDY FAN-BITES!!
For When I Reach an ALTERED STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS; My Mind is EXALTED; I WON'T TAKE NO NONSENSES! I Like to Use HUMONGOUS WORDS, LIKE 8 SYLLABLES LONG! AND THEN RHYME THEM ON-THE-SPOT; WORK THEM INTO A SONG! ...and I DON'T NEED NO THESAURUS OR NO DICTIONARY! FOR MY VOCABULARY'S SCARY ON THE CONTRARY! LIKE TOM & JERRY, YOUR MOM IS HAIRY
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I've got Bodies to EXHUME! So I go and RAID a TOMB.... Steal Scraps from the MORGUE and the OPERATING ROOM! Detonating FUMES... I Plunder the GRAVEYARD, ....and make a slut SLAVE HARD! I Got Crystal Meth SHARDS, For all of you RETARDS!

I’m an INTERNET PHENOMENON! I’ll Bring a BOMB to Comicon! If you Lookin’ 4 Laughs, then I’ll be your ‘DRAMA PAWN’ Shit, I got half the City just Wondering Whose MOM I’M ON!
If I Ever Get Tried for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. I’ll Swing at the Judge, Before I PLEAD INSANITY, I can’t help but CAUSE CALAMITY, You think you can JAM WIT’ ME?! Homie SAVE THE SMACK-TALK! Already told you to “CRAM IT, G!”
I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THIS PEDOPHILIA SCANDAL! Because they JEALOUS AS FUCK, and they Can’t HOLD A CANDLE... Up to the ONE-AND-ONLY VANDAL, who’ll Single-handedly DISMANTLE! I’d Fuckin’ KNOCK THEIR TEETH OUT with a BLUNT BROOM HANDLE! Nah, The Eco’s No DIDDLER, but He’s an EXCELLENT FIDDLER I spend my Days debating IF I’m the ‘JOKER’ or ‘RIDDLER’
I Can Spit ON-COMMAND Take a SHIT IN-THE-SAND I Got a LITTLE NATIVE IN ME, So, BITCH, GIT OFF MUH LAND!!!
I’ve Made the LEGAL SYSTEM My Bitch, then RAMMED it up its POOP-CHUTE! I GET EVERY CHARGED DROPPED, BECAUSE THE ECO LOOK CUTE! I Play the MENTAL HEALTH CARD, Yeah, Dawg, It Isn’t That HARD, I’ve Got 4 DIAGNOSES And SMOKE CRYSTAL METH SHARDS... So, I Argue that I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING like HALF-OF-THE-TIME ...and that I can’t Distinguish RIGHT from WRONG, and that POVERTY leads to CRIME... I Can EXPERTLY-EXTRICATE Myself From ANY SITUATION, TALK MY WAY OUT OF ANYTHING in your IMAGINATION! So, BITCH PLEASE, Take me to COURT If you got an AGENDA I can THWART, And you can bet your SORRY ASS... I GOT A SMART-ASS RETORT!!

2Day I Had COURT! @Judge DIP-SHIT Read His Full REPORT! Try 2 LOCK The ''Ry-Guy' Up! But His Efforts, I would THWART!
I Got ALL My Charges Dropped... Due to #MentalHealth! Don't Need NO #lawyer; I CAN REPRESENT MUH-SELF!
Deemed 'NOT GUILTY on the Grounds of #INSANITY! Told the BAILIFF he could go HAND-TO-HAND WIT' ME! What Would They Say If I Caused Some Real CALAMITY! PLEASE JESUS, Do Forgive Me For My VANITY!

I Was Petting this Cute, Little CAT, 'MIDETTE!' ...When The Claire O'Connell Handed Me A CIGARETTE; Later, 'PIG #POLICE' Came; Issued Me a MISDEMEANOR! I Said, "RESPECT, YOUR ELDERS, BITCH! The Ry-Guy's 10 Years-Your-SENIOR!!! I Ain't Tryin' To Be MEAN, SIR...But Y'all Makin' Me NERVOUS!! CLAIRE Gave a 'MIDDLE-FINGER-SALUTE' To Tha Barrie Police Service!!! Eco Hopes That Them PUNKS Have Achieved Their PURPOSE... With CLAIRE as My WITNESS; They Case is Practically WORTHLESS!
...Later On That DAY, Eco's CREW Came 2 PLAY... I Was A Little Dejected, That MIDETTE RAN AWAY!! I TOLD'EM; TRIED 2 SCOLD'EM... 'Bout The PIGS' BEHAVIOR... ...And CLAIRE said to Eco... "You My MOTHAFUCKIN' SAVIOR! Eco; You've Done More for #AnimalRights Then @Francis Xavier!" ...And Then She JUMPED-MUH-BONES; So Haters, HOLD-THE-PHONES!!! But Eco Started 2 JONES, For Some #CrackCocaine STONES; So He Left Her ALONE...
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They call me RYAN THE HAWAIIAN! 'Cause I'm HOTTER than CAYENNE! I'm As FIERCE As a LION! But Right Now, I am CRYIN'! 'Cause My BANK ACCOUNT'S DRY! And I AIN'T GOT NO PIE! Used to be BUILT-LIKE-A-TANK!!! AND NOW I HIT THE FOOD BANK...
...NOW I'M GETTIN' REAL THIN! MY BONES POKE THROUGH MY SKIN!!! SO I'M PRACTICIN' VOODOO!! ON A RESORT IN #HONOLULU!!!!

I BUST RHYMES OUT FRONT THE David Busby Centre I GOTTA GIVE MAD PROPS 2 Tha CRACK-PIPE INVENTOR! I SHOVE MY DICK IN A BLENDER... YEAH I BEEN #HOMELESS 3 WEEKS AND I BE CONSTANTLY-TWEAKIN' BUT YOU'S A 'SNITCH' AND A 'BIRD'! SO WHY DON'T YOU KEEP BEAKIN' WITH MY EVERY WORD, IT'S FREE SPEECH THAT I'M SPEAKIN' I'M SEEN AS A BEACON! I'LL KILL THE CHURCH DEACON! WHEN I SMOKE #CrystalMETH, IT FEELS GOOD WHEN I'M PEAKIN'! I LIKE 3 SUGARS IN MY COFFEE AND I TAKE IT BLACK! BUT Starbucks is #RACIST; and that SHIT is Straight WHACK! The STREETS WILL FEEL THE 'EcoManiac' When He Go on the ATTACK! I GOT'S SOME WALLETS TO JACK!!!
I WOULD LOVE TO STICK IT TO Taylor Momsen!! When it comes to BANGING SINGERS...DAWG I got a CHECKLIST! For those who don't KNOW...THiS HOE sings for the The Pretty Reckless ! Shirley Manson 's a SEXY COUGAR! I'MA SMOKE YOU WITH A Rueger!!! EVERY NIGHT I PRAY TO THE GODS ABOVE... That HE'll let me go ASS-TO-MOUTH With Courtney Love! WHEN MY RAPS TAKE OFF and I'm VERY FAMOUS, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE '#RAPE-BABIES' WITH Tori Amos!!!

I'VE GOT INTERNAL RHYME SCHEMES, THAT THE GAME HAS NEVER SEEN! MY INFERNO BURNS CLEAN; RHYME IN TRIPLETS SO OBSCENE! THROW A SHIT-FIT LIKE CHRISTINE!
I'LL STICK MY THICK DICK IN ANY BITCH WIT' A PULSE! LEGIT! I'LL HIT THE CLIT, AND FUCKIN' MAKE HER CONVULSE! AND I SPIT THE SICKEST SHIT THAT FUCKIN' MAKES'EM REPULSED!
I COULD KICK RHYMES UNTIL THE END-OF-TIME! 'BOUT MY LIFE OF PETTY #CRIME; BURNING ROSEMARY AND THYME; TO COVER UP THE CRACK SMOKE; I'VE READ THE Souls of Black Folk!
SO IF YOU WANNA START A #MemeWAR JUST KNOW I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM, WHORE! USED TO WORK AT LCBO; SAMPLING BEER FROM Creemore !!!

All I really want is to be a PAID MUSICIAN! GETTING CONSISTENTLY LAID WOULD BE MY NEW TRADITION NEVER BEEN A FAN OF SUPERSTITION, MY POPPA KILLED MAN WHEN HE TOOK ME FISHIN' NAH THE ECO AINT FEELIN THAT SHIT YOU DISHIN! I'LL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION!
I'M A MAD METH-MONGER! I'M THE BEST BEER PONGER YOU CATS WANNA TALK SMACK! TOO BAD, THE ECO IS STRONGER!! YOU CAN GUM MY DONG, OR TRY TO NUMB MY SCHLONG, SIR!
METH HITS ME WITH THE FORCE OF A FUCKING TYCOON! AND THEN I'M OFF-TO-THE-MOON! TO FEEL MY MIND BALLOON! ON A RESORT IN @Cancún WHILE I SPIT YOU A TUNE!

FREE SPEECH, MOTHERFUCKER! I BESEECH ALL YOU SUCKERS! YOU IS A POOR TRUCKER! TAKE A LOOK IN A BOOK; THEY'S A CROOK, YOU'LL GET SHOOK, YOU COCKSUCKER!
DON'T EVER TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I CAN SAY!!! MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS WILL BE RESPECTED TODAY!!! YEAH THE GOVERNMENT GOT NO SAY, WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORDS THAT COME OUT MY MOUTH!! SO I CAN RHYME ABOUT THE BLACK SLAVES THAT WE KEPT IN THE SOUTH!!
DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT TO POST ONLINE!! SAY I COMMITTING 'HATE CRIMES!'... I GOT BITCHES PEELING LIMES, THESE ARE SOME RESTRICTIVE TIMES!! WHEN A MAN CAN EVEN CRACK A JOKE ABOUT #GAYS... JUST TO BRIGHTEN PEOPLE'S DAYS!! WHO ARE THEY TO SAY... IF I WANNA JOKE ABOUT #MURDER WHILE I EAT A FRANKFURTER... AND #SLANDER A SHEEP-HEARDER!!! YOUR MOM IS A SQUIRTER! MY PEEPS GONNA HURT HER!
NO TOPIC OR SUBJECT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED OFF-LIMITS! I CAN THREATEN TO BOMB @TIM HORTON'S, JUST TO GET SOME FREE 'TIMBITS!' THAT'S MY MOTHAFUCKIN' PEROGATIVE! I'M ALLOWED TO BE DEROGATIVE! 'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT A LOT TO GIVE! POLICE ARE TOO INTERROGATIVE!!
STOP BEEPING-OUT CUSS WORDS LIKE 'BITCH' OR 'ASS'! OR WE'LL SPRAY YOU IN THE FACE WITH MUSTARD GAS! EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE BE CONDOM-DISPENSERS! WELL @ANONYMOUS WILL GIVE YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS SOMETHING TO 'CENSOR'!

I'm Fucking DONE... With EVERYONE... NO One APPRECIATES ME... Life Isn't FUN... I don't CARE About ANYTHING People Don't Care About Me IF you Think I'm PLAYING GAMES... Then Just Wait and See ;)
Going to OVERDOSE on FENTANYL, Shit's Already Planned Out, Or If I Can Find A Fucking GUN I'll Just BLOW My BRAINS OUT! I Live In a Country.... Where I CAN'T Speak My Mind... Once I END THiS BULLSHIT LIFE... THERE'S NO HITTING REWIND... You know I FIND.... I STOPPED CARING Long Ago People Left ME BEHIND 'CAUSE they're INDIFFERENT to Me... AND I'M LOSING MY MIND... GOING BLIND....
I SPEND ALL OF MY TIME... WORKING ON SHIT THAT NOBODY READS I NEVER SUCCEED, I LIVE IN A FUCKING MOTEL With NOTHING that I NEED.... AND APPARENTLY IT's A CRIME TO SMOKE SOME WEED...
NOBODY LISTENS TO MY MUSIC AND I DON'T HAVE A BITCH I'M STARTING TO LOSE IT, CLOSE to ending up in a DITCH AND IT SUCKS. 'cause I'm FAR from Bein' RICH AND I'D LIKE TO GET HITCHED.... BUT WOMEN KEEP CANCELLING DATES, I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!
I'm EXPECTED To FOLLOW SOCIETY'S RULES WHICH WERE MOSTLY WRITTEN... BY A BUNCH OF FOOLS, AND BRAIN-DEAD TOOLS, WHO I'D SCHOOL, BUT MY POINT IS THAT SHIT JUST AIN'T COOL!
I FEEL DEPRESSED 24/7 I DON"T BELIEVE THERE'S A HEAVEN... SO I WON'T KISS GOD'S ASS... LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS 11...
HALF MY FAMILY MEMBERS WON'T.... EVEN INVITE ME TO THEIR FUCKING HOUSE... Because they Think I'm A DRUG ADDICT... I JUST WANT THE FUCK OUT... I've Been working Up to this for YEARS... BUT I won't Bother WIth TEARS, I WIll at least leave this NOTE, FOR ALL OF MY PEERS, I'm FUCKING SICK of People's HATE and JEERS! Over the YEARS, I've KIlled SO MANY BEERS...
Now NOTHING FULFILLS ME... OR Even Slightly THRILLS ME.. And at the end of the day, THis LONELINESS KILLS ME! "THESE HOES AIN''T LOYAL...." AND Guys Just Talk SHiT, So I'm Leaving this WORLD, 'CAUSE I"m FUCKING TIRED OF IT! I WIsh to QUIT; Let's Keep it Legit...
I Could Name a MILLION Reasons, WHY I Want the FUCK OUT... People Claim to BE MY FRIEND, YET ALWAYS DUCK OUT, And Somehow Shit's ALWAYS MY FAULT No matter Goes DOWN And I'm Seen as A JOKE, Ridiculed AROUND TOWN... If I didn't KILL MYSELF, IT'S SOMEONE'S FACE I'D POUND.... 'CAUSE I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS, I"VE GRADUALLY FOUND... *NO one COMPLIMENTS ME, OR GIVES me PROPS, AND the MADNESS in my HEAD, IT FUCKING NEVER STOPS! I TRY SO HARD TO CLAW MY WAY TO THE TOP, BUT PEOPLE TRY TO KNOCK ME DOWN, BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS FLOPS....
I Can't EVEN GET 'LIKED' on Lame-Ass Social Media, SO I'ma SMOKE A TONNE Of FENTANYL, THIS TIME I WILL SUCCEED, YEAH! It would Be NICE to get the CREDIT I DESERVE!!! I Like to OPENLY HIT ON WOMEN, so people think I'm A PERV..... And IN FACT SOME PEOPLE GOT THE NERVE... TO SAY "I BRING SHIT ON MYSELF"; well I hope they GET SERVED!!!
People ALWAYS HASSLE ME...asking me to do shit FROM Morning to NIGHT; I've grown sick of it... I can't Even sleep, without people waking me up.. AND I'm so fucking poor, that I drink from PLASTIC CUPS... EVERYONE TRIES TO TELL ME...WHAT I CAN OR CAN'T SAY.... Sometimes it takes MONTHS to find a Bitch to LAY At this Rate, my FuCKIN' HAIR will be GREY, Before I FINALLY Manage to convince a chick to STAY Even though I SPOIL THEM, Give them EVERYTHING, if you MAY.... and I CAN'T AFFORD DOPE, SO I'M BORED ALL DAY.....
AS you can Fuckin' see, I GOT a LONG LIST of PROBLEMS, I Don't think I'll Stick around; I've TRIED EVERYTHING to SOLVE THEM!!! I CAN't GET A FUCKING JOB, despite HUNDREDS of APPLICATIONS..., I'M Labeled as 'PSYCHOTIC'; and I'll Soon be on PROBATION... I don't Need More TRIPS to the POLICE STATION... I CAN'T even find private time for MASTURBATION, EVERY new friend is just a COMPLICATION, 'CAUSE THEY STAB ME IN THE BACK, WITHOUT HESITATION....
Everything I Enjoy DOING is considered 'AGAINST THE LAW' BUT I'm NOBODY'S BITCH; So this is the LAST STRAW,,, I even BLEED MY EMOTIONS RAW, Yet NO ONE HELPS ME OUT, SO I JUST FEEL BLAH...
I'm NOT a HAPPY PERSON, MY PROBLEMS ALL WORSEN, AS TIME GOES BY, SO I JUST START CURSIN' I'm FED UP and FRUSTRATED ... WITH being MEDICATED, THE MEDS MAKE ME WORSE So MY DEATH IT SEEM FATED... And that's NOT EXAGGERATED... I DOn't GET WHY I'M HATED, AND UNDER-RATED!!! Life is COMPLICATED, I JUST WISH TO FEEL SEDATED... YOU KNOW HOW I've WAITED?! TO GET MY 'PIECE OF THE PIE'... NO I'VE NEVER ATE IT.... You can TRY to DEBATE IT... BUT I FEEL UNIVERSALLY HATED!!!!! No, I've NEVER MADE IT... I GUESS 'GOD' FORBADE IT.....
If you TRY TO STOP ME From KILLING MYSELF... I'll just DO IT AT A LATER DATE, Put my PLAN on the SHELF..
I REFUSE to CONFORM, TO SOCIETY'S NORMS! .BUT I NO LONGER HAVE THE ENERGY. TO RHYME LIKE A STORM, THOUGH I"M IN TIP-TOP FORM A FENTANYL O.D. FEELS NICE AND WARM, I'm SICK of HAVING these HATERS SWARM!!
So I'm CHECKING OUT... WITHOUT A MOTHERFUCKING DOUBT, But PROPS to the FEW WHO HAVE HELPED ME OUT!

I BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND I STEAL THEIR SHIT! I RAPE PEOPLE'S SPOUSES; GET AWAY WIT' IT! LEGIT! I FLIP OVER THEY COUCH AND I DON'T WANNA BE GROUCH...WHEN I SMASH YOU WIT' A CROW-BAR; YOU'LL BE SCREAMING 'OUCH!!!' STUFF YOUR $MONEY$ IN MY POUCH!
WHEN YOUR WIFE IS AT HOME, WELL THAT'S WHEN THE BURGLARY GOES DOWN! WHEN I DROWN HER IN THE TUB, YOU HEAR A GURGLING SOUND, CIRCLING 'ROUND... NOW MAY I EXPOUND?? DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT A FACE I CAN POUND?!
I USED TO LISTEN TO @OASIS ON THE ALT-ROCK STATION, AND SPIT IN PEOPLE'S FACES, WIT' SOME DETESTATION! I ALWAYS KEEP MY LISTENERS IN ANTICIPATION, OF THE MOMENT I'MA SNAP, UNLEASH A DECAPITATION!!
YOU KNOW I GOT #SWAGGER SO I CUT YOU WITH A DAGGER! BITCH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER!' JUST KNOW THAT RY-GUY'S A RELENTLESS 'FACEBOOK TAGGER'...
I SELL ALL THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU ON THE BLACK MARKET! I'LL STEAL YOUR CAR TO, AND FIND A PLACE TO PARK IT! I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHOLE FAMILY; THROW THEM OFF A BRIDGE! YOU THINK YOU CAN JAM WIT' ME, THEN RUN TO THE FRIDGE! BRING THE ECO A BEER! AND COME SIT DOWN HERE... ON THE LIVING-ROOM CHAIR, 'FORE I GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR, AND THROW YOU DOWN THE STAIRS, BECAUSR I'M FUCKED DND IMPAIRED!!!
You KNOW I'M FUCKING INSANE! AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES! #SWAGGER PUMPS THROUGH MY VEINS! AND A SHIT-TONNE OF COCAINE!!! WHILE I SNORT ME A LINE WIT' A DOLLAR BILL, I FEEL AN INSTANT THRILL! AND FEEL A NUMBING CHILL! RIGHT BEFORE I TAKE ANOTHER #EXCSTACY PILL, AND THEN I GO 4 THA KILL AND EXHIBIT ILL-WILL.. I GIVE A MIDDLE-FINGER SALUTE, TO ANYONE SPORTING A 'GRILL!' Lana Del Rey IS REAL CUTE, ANOTHER CONFESSION I SPILL... SHE GOT THAT #SummerTimeSadness, I COMMIT ANOTHER CRIME OUT OF #MADNESS SHE MAKES DREAMY MUSIC VIDEOS! GOT ME CREAMIN'; SHE A CITY HOE..

i LOVE TO POST TRIPPY .GIF FILES! FOR THE LADIES I BEGUILE... I'LL KICK ANOTHER FREESTYLE FOR ALL THE #NECROPHILES WHO HEAP CORPSES IN A PILE BITCH, DON'T CHANGE DA DIAL!!! STICK AROUND 4 AWHILE RESPECT MY IDIOSYNCRATIC TYPING STYLE! I CAN DO ACROBATICS; SCHOOL A FOOL NAMED 'KYLE' I SEE THROUGH ALL THE STATIC; JUDGE PUT ME ON-TRIAL!!!
I'M TRYING TO LEARN... HOW TO TURN & BURN... MY #CrystalMETH PIPE.. I GOT HATERZ 2 SPURN!!! I'MA STUFF YOU IN AN URN WHEN I INCINERATE YO ASS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?! THAT I RUN THIS FUCKIN' SHIT & I'LL MAKE INTESTINES CHURN...

I'm TRYING TO LEARN... HOW TO TURN & BURN... MY #CrystalMETH PIPE.. I GOT HATERZ 2 SPURN!!! I'MA STUFF YOU IN AN URN WHEN I INCINERATE YO ASS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?! THAT I RUN THIS FUCKIN' SHIT & I'LL MAKE INTESTINES CHURN...
I LOVE TO POST TRIPPY .GIF FILES! FOR THE LADIES I BEGUILE... I'LL KICK ANOTHER FREESTYLE FOR ALL THE #NECROPHILES WHO HEAP CORPSES IN A PILE BITCH, DON'T CHANGE DA DIAL!!! STICK AROUND 4 AWHILE RESPECT MY IDIOSYNCRATIC TYPING STYLE! I CAN DO ACROBATICS; SCHOOL A FOOL NAMED 'KYLE' I SEE THROUGH ALL THE STATIC; JUDGE PUT MRE ON-TRIAL!!!

I'M COMIN' LIVE FROM 'SLICK NICK'S! WE GOT SOME HOES TURNIN' TRICKS! WE GOT A SONG FOR YOU PRICKS! AND YOU CAN SUCK OUR FAT DICKS!
YOU'LL HAVE 2 CRACK-HEADS.... COME FILL YOU WIT' LEAD! AT Crossovers TITTY BAR... NO, WE AIN'T GOTTA GO FAR, AS WE SHARE A CIGAR.. WE GOIN' HIT UP THE STRIP CLUB PUT MONEY IN THE TIP CUP!
NICK LIKES HIS WOMEN BIG! GIRLS THAT'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG, AS I'M TAKIN' A SWIG AND DANCIN' A JIG WHILE THIS 'RIPPER BANGS A RIG! YEAH SHE INJECTED SHARP NEEDLES FILLED #CrystalMETH!! SHE WAS A HEFTY BLACK WOMAN, NAMED 'ELIZABETH!' SHE BROKE THE DANCE POLE, ON MDMA WE ALL ROLL EXSTACY TAKIN' IT'S TOLL... AND. I GOTS NO SOUL!
SO I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF WIT' A SHARP MACHETE YOU WANNA FUCK WIT' ECO, MAKE SURE YO GLOCK IS READY!!! THEY TELL ME NOT TO BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN-FIGHT. SO I'MA BRING A FUCKIN BOMB IN BROAD SUN-LIGHT!!! BLOW UP. YP WHOLE CITY BÑOCL.. IF YOU GOT SHIT TO TALK WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK CAUSE ITS YOUR MOM I STALK ONCE I DETONATE YOUFR APARMEMT . .YOUR SCREAMS RESONATES OFF THE ESCARPMENT WHEN TOSS YOUR ASS OFF OF THE MOUNTAIN-SIDE... THEY'LL TRY TO KNOCK ME FOR PRE-MEDITATED HOMICIDE!??
We more DEEPLY-DISTURBED THAN @JEffrey dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer STEEPLY-PERTURBED : Im an AMATEUR-EMBALMER Im the next eJohn Wayne Gacy Why do these HOES DRESS RACY? Emulate Ted Bundy and dump my #RAPE Victims in the Bay of Fundy

SOME DAYS I SIT AND LISTEN TO @Marilyn Manson HIGH ON WEED, MOLLY, ACID, CRACK, AND HEROIN...DANCIN' THESE HOES I' M ENTRANCIN' AND SUBTLY-ROMANCIN' I FOILED THEY PLAN, SON! I'm a little AUTISTIC But I'll Fuckin GO BALLISTIC... IF I DON'T FIND A BITCH, WHO'S MY MUSE & MY MYSTIC!!! AND I'M STRAIGHT SADISTIC! SOME SAY I'M 'DOPE-SIMPLISTIC!!' AND SOMEWHAT NIHILISTIC... I'M THE FUCKIN' 'ANTI-CHRIST' BITCH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED AS I'M COCKIN' THE 'BISCUIT' AND SHOCKIN' WITH THIS SHIT! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MUH HIT-LIST I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MUH HIT-LIST! and ROCKIN' The #Misfits!

ILL SLASH YOUR THROAT WIT' A RAZOR! AS I ZAP YOU WIT' A LAZER! IM' AN AUDIENCE-AMAZER! AND LOOK DOPE IN A BLAZER! Kelsey Grammar PLAYS FRASIER..

I'm The #ILLUMINATI! KNOWN FOR CATCHING A BODY! I'LL BLAST YOU WIT' MY SHOTTIE! AND BITE LIKE A ROTTIE! STEAL A @Maserati! START A FIGHT WITH @Irv Gotti! This be Anotha 'FREESTYLE OF A PAPER-CHASER'! Also Known as a MACK and a #LIBRARIAN- ERASER! I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR; BEEP BITCHES ON A PAGER! I KNOW HOW TO ENRAGE HER; WHEN I TAKE THE STAGE, YEAH! MY BARS ARE LIKE PURE FIRE! MAKE THE LADIES PERSPIRE! CUT YOU WIT' RAZOR WIRE! AND WATCH YOU EXPIRE! SITUATION IS DIRE! MY FIXATION WIT' FIRE! FUCKIN' WIT' ARSON; I'LL STEAL YO CAR, SON! I'M A SCANDALOUS VANDAL; I WEAR SOCKS IN SANDALS I'LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY DISMAMTLE, AND BOX YOU WIT' A BROOM HANDLE!!!
I'LL FUCKIN' EXCISE YOUR NEO-CORTEX SUCK YOU INTO MY VORTEX!!! START A FIGHT WITH @BROOKS ORPIKS! I JUST HAD TO POST FOUR PICS! NOW I RUN TO THE STORE QUICK! AND I'M OUT TO STEAL (YOUR) CHICKS!!! PUMPED 2 GO 2 WAR, TRICK! IT'S LIKE THE ECO HAS FOUR DICKS!
Bury Me wit' an AK -47 So I can Gun HATERZ Down when I go to HEAVEN!!! To the HOMIES passed ON... I'LL LEAVE THIS GANGSTA SONG!! AND I WON'T STEER YA WRONG! ALL ALONG...ECHOES THRONG!
I CAN'T HELP BUT KICK RHYMES WIT' SUPERIOR ABILITY!! AND DEMONSTRATIN' SUPEB AND EXPERT AGILITY! I'LL BOMB THE FACILITY! I'VE GOT NO HUMILITY! YOU CLAIM TO BE A G, WELL THEN COME! MAKE A KILL WIT' ME! I'LL TAKE @DMX TO SCHOOL! 'CAUSE I RUN SHIT; YOU FOOL! THE ECO HAS AUTOCRACTIC RULE! AND AN AUTOMATIC TOOL! SO HE CAN 'BRING HIS WHOLE CREW!' AND I'LL DEAL WITH THEM TOO! AND STEAL FROM @Holt Renfrew! YEAH, I'MA JACK A KNAP-SACK, @Gucci or @Prada BACK-PACK! WIT' A $2,000 PRICE-TAG ATTACHED! Give it my SISTER Tanya Nayler... For her BIRTHDAY PRESENT, AS I'M DRUNK AS A SAILOR BLASTING @Bob Marley and the WAILERS, 'Cause I'm BROKER than a PEASANT; You Fuck-Tard's AIN'T PLEASANT! THEN WHEN THEY TRY CHARGE WITH THEFT UNDER FIVE GRAND, @Tanya NAYLER TAKES THE STAND! AND THEY BOW TO HER COMMAND, AND THE ECO'S BACK-HAND! ' CAUSE HE THE BEST IN THE LAND! SLAP YOU WIT' A REPRIMAND!

Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?! Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE! We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE! ‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE! ...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME! They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE! Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS! So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT! We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE.... It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION? And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR! My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR! We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR... To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND... You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND! I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?! "I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER... My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR! I Will STAB Your INTERIOR! My Music Sounds DREARIER, But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER! You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST.... And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST! I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED, And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND! Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND... If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!..."'
The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS! I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC! I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC! In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC! Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES! And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT! I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES! And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE! MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL! Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE! AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL! When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS, TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME! SUBMIT AN APPLICATION; AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE! Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN In the THIRD DEGREE... So Please Await Your TURN... To Come FUCK WIT’ ME! NEXT!!


All I Ever Really Wanted is to be a PAID MUSICIAN! I Could RAP CIRCLES around you ALL; I GOT A LOTTA AMBITION! ...but I'll Cut You Cats Some Slack UPON ONE CONDITION:.. "Don't Bring Up My PAST!" It's Like a SUPERSTION! See, Y'all Gonna LEARN, The Eco be a MAN-ON-A-MISSION The Blood & Guts Started When My POPS took me FISHIN' On Lake Simcoe Beach, I Beat a Kid Into SUBMISSION He Wouldn't Wake Up!..though I kept Prayin' and WISHIN'... So they Locked My ASS UP! Said I had NO CONTRITION! Now I've Had ENOUGH of the BULLSHIT they DISHIN'!
They Hit Me Wit' A Light Sentence Under the Young Offecnders ACT! But I told the Judge some things that I Couldn't RETRACT! It was Pretty Obvious that I Was HIGH on CRACK! I LAUGHED when the Victim's Fam gave a Statement of IMPACT! I Confessed that I've always had VIOLENT FANTASIES, And that I Can't Help but SCREAM out PROFANITIES! They said I had TOURETTES, and that I'm a PSYCHOPATH! I said "I GOTTA JET and I Just MIGHT GO BACK... To the SCENE of the CRIME I Don't MEAN to waste TIME... But I've Listened to your Two Cents, Now I'm tellin' you MINE! My Name Is 'RYAN NAYLER', my DAD be DRUNKER than a SAILOR.... and I Got a SIcker Mind than Vlad The Impaler.... Look at Me the WRONG WAY, and I'll Show you FOUL-PLAY! And I Love to LOOT STORES on BOXING DAY!"
The Most Recent Time They Threw Me Inside THE SIN-BIN... Was When I Cut-Up a Co-Worker; Tried Wearing HiS SKIN, Oh Fuck; Where to BEGIN.... I Read about SERIAL KILLER Named Ed Gein ..and Some Say his Crimes Weren't As VICIOUS as MINE! Watch a Documentary on Jeffrey Dahmer, Now when I EAT PEOPLE, I Feel a Lot CALMER... I wanna Play STRIP POKER...with Karla Homolka She would be Harley Quinn & I'd Be The Joker! The Whole Fuckin' World Knows I'm a CRYSTAL METH SMOKER! I'll SINGE YOU IN THE FACE WIT' A FUCKIN' HOT POKER!
So They Threw Me In an Undisclosed PENITENTIARY... I'm Looking at at least another QUARTER-CENTURY! I feel NO REMORSE,as I Plot My COURSE,,, I Wish my Cellmate, BUBBA, wasn't HUNG-LIKE-A-HORSE! Now Every Day, He RAPES ME from BEHIND... And PISSES in my EYE 'til I'm NEARLY-BLIND! People tell me NOT to joke about this SHIT! But It Helps Me to Escape, and My Story's Sound LEGIT! Still Take ALL OF THE DRUGS; Though I'm Tryin' to QUIT... 'Cause My BRAIN is INSANE and I'm OUT-OF-MY-WITS!

Everything's CALM AND PLACID, When You're RIPPED on the ACID! But If you Take Too Many Hits, Then Your DICK will go FLACID! Right Now, I Present you a HILARIOUS STORY, At Crossovers STRIP CLUB, I was in all of my GLORY... I Needed a DRINK, 'cause I could Hardly THINK... So I went to the Washroom, and I SPAT in the SINK... Yeah, it all went down at the LOCAL STRIP BAR, No I Didn't Walk Very FAR, as I was Smoking CIGARS!
I Bust through the DOOR, wondering what was IN-STORE; Thinkin' I'd Find Me a WHORE, and we'd FUCK 'til I SNORE! I Grabbed me a WHISKEY, and I sat by the STAGE The Women Seemed FRISKY, and they all were MY AGE! I Watched a Couple DANCES From 'PERVERTS' ROW' But I Started Getting ANTSY 'Cause My NERVES HURT, YO!
Then I Tossed a DOLLAR in the Dancer's TIP CUP! But I started to HOLLAR, 'Cause I Couldn't GET-IT-UP! The Next thing I Knew, this FINE BLACK STRIPPER... Went STRAIGHT FOR MY ZIPPER! And She TRIED to SPOON ME Like the Fuckin' BIG DIPPER! She Climbed her Ass Up and Started to MOUNT ME, Then Made Me Withdraw ALL MY MONEY from my Bank ACCOUNT, SEE... I Gave her 230 to Get DIRTY in the CHAMPANGNE ROOM! But I Was Still LIMP-AS-FUCK; what a MAN-MADE GLOOM! She MASSAGED my ROD with some Jergens US HAND-CREAM! But I was ONLY HALF-ERECT; I Couldn't Make Her SCREAM! I tried to tell myself that this was Just a BAD DREAM! BUT ON 10 HITS OF #ACID, SHIT JUST AIN'T WHAT IT SEEM!

I Used to POP MOLLY at RAVE PARTIES, In Edmonton, Alberta, it was like a DISEASE! The Motto was "PEACE, LOVE, UNITY, RESPECT" (PLUR) And it seemed to Keep all the Violent People in-Check... People Traded RAINBOW BRACELETS at Y Afterhours CLUB, But Didn't wanna FACE IT, We were all FUCKED-UP! Most of the Women Dressed in NEON GARMENTS, But 'PLUR' was really what the Unique CHARM MEANT! We Had a SECRET HAND-SHAKE that only RAVER'S KNEW, Some Snorted KETAMINE Until They Face Turned BLUE... I Pretended I was even into DUB-STEP TOO, The Eco KNEW the RAVE SCENE THROUGH and THROUGH!
Some People Liked to Trip on the DATE-RAPE DRUG, And in the SMOKERS' PIT, Man, EVERYONE HUGGED! We Would DANCE 'TIL THE MORNING, And then DRIVE HOME, Without a WARNING YEAH, WE WERE ALWAYS STILL ROLLIN' FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, So one time My CAR SPUN OUT, when the pedal hit the FLOOR! My Vision was SHAKING from the M.D.M.A.! Shouldn't Have DROVE HOME HIGH; What else is there to SAY? Sometimes the MOLLY got LACED with HARSHER SHIT! One time It Made me TURN PSYCHO, and throw a FUCKIN' FIT; yeah LEGIT! This SHIT...Gets Hard to QUIT... ...'Cause the COME-DOWN's Always HARD, and you FEEL DEPRESSED! And on Jasper Street, I Nearly took a KNIFE to the CHEST! So I Gave the SCENE a REST, but sometimes I find I Still Look BACK, Yet I made it out ALIVE with my BRAIN IN-TACT!
People Wore GAS-MASKS and other CRAZY ITEMS! A Couple Door-Men Were PRICKS, so my boys tried to FIGHT'EM! Still the D.J.'s Had the BASS-DROPS that would ALWAYS IGNITE'EM! And the LADIES were FINE! Almost Makes you wanna BITE'EM! The STROBE LIGHTS gleamed in an UNDERGROUND CAVE, Where The Dancing took Place, To the music they a SLAVE! Then The Eco Found a Brand new Path to PAVE! BUT SOON I'LL TAKE MY NEW FRIENDS TO THEIR VERY FIRST RAVE!!!

MAYBE Ludacrıs "Got HOES in Different AREA CODES, But 'THE RY-GUY' POP BONES in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES! Soon I'll Have FANS in #CHINA...Showin' They VAGINA... and when I Play a Show in Mexico City.. I KNOW That They'll Greet Me Wit' a SEA OF TITTIES! When Eco GOES TO #PARIS He'll Have HOES On-the-TERRACE! Wit'out a CONDOM ON, He'll BE the 'DoN of Taiwan' ...I've ALREADY GOT HEAD one time in Puerto Rico.... I Went to a Conference & this chick was FEELIN' The Eco! One time I took a Trip to #HALIFAX, and Got 2 Fellow Tourists Layin ON-THEY-BACKS!
WHEN MY MUSIC DOMINATES THE 2020's!!! I'ma BANG A BUSLOAD of Hawaii HUNNIES! ...and I know that this Rhyme sounds 'OVER-THE-TOP', But Nah The Eco Don't STOP And Might Stick it to a COP at MacLeods Scottish Shop! In the Middle of #AFRICA, on tha HOT SAVANNAH... I will Probably Pimp Out A Cute Slut Named 'HANNAH!' In Berlin, Germany I Might Buy A DUPLEX... Where Ryan Naylor will IMPALE HER with Some ROUGH HATE-SEX! IN EVERY CONTINENT, Ill Probably Find a SCARY HOE, ALREADY SPREAD MY SEED across Barrie, Ontario !

I Hate Slow Walkers who Block da WALKWAY! Put my foot up your ASS; you'll be Walking FAST TODAY! Other people in the City Got Places to Be... So get out of the Way, Or Your FACE meets my KNEE!
I'm Alwàys in a HURRY, so you had better go SCURRY! Yeah I'm really in a RUSH & I don't mean to CUSS or Cause a FUSS, but I'll Stab you in the Eye wit' a RIGGED TOOTHBRUSH! I said I've Got NO PATIENCE, so you had Best pick Up SPEED, or IDGAF (I Don't give a Fuck) who's around; they're gonna WATCH YOU BLEED!
I'm having a BAD DAY! So get Out of MY WAY!! or I'll SCORCH YA and TORTURE Yeah, I'll have a FIELD DAY!
Lady, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK you gotta go to the DOCTOR! Hurry right up, or The Eco will SOCK YA! I Don't mean to Preach HATE; but get your Priorities STRAIGHT, Or they'll take you to The Hospital in a HELICOPTOR!

I've got STUDENTS and DISCIPLES that I love to TEACH! To help them gain Shit that seems Out-of-they-REACH! You can HEAR that I'm SINCERE by My Passionate SPEECH, But there's a Punk PRESIDENT that Eco wants to IMPEACH! If shit keeps goin' good I'll have an ARMY of FOLLOWERS, To fight against #Corruption that threatens to SWALLOW US! I taught SHAI How to 'RUIN A LIFE in 5 minutes or LESS!' Now she DESTROYS REPUTATIONS, yeah I must CONFESS! Taught my Nephew 'How to KILL a Hater wit' his BARE HANDS l, While I SQUARE DANCE, Taught my ex 'How to Kill a ROMANCE... I've gotten people's Kids taken away by Child Protection SERVICES, Nearly drove people to Suicide for Various PURPOSES! I call it 'PYCHOPATHY 101' My Pupils say that It's FUN! I pass on DANGEROUS KNOWLEDGE, At 'Eco's CRIMINAL COLLEGE!

I'm so Addicted to Rap, I hear Rhymes in my SLEEP! As I lightly CREEP, and then Hot-Wire a JEEP! Although the Cost be STEEP; I've got some Scars to KEEP... No time for Bull-Shit today, Leave a message at the BEEP! Suicide's on my mind like all the fucking TIME! 'Cause I'm as Broke as Fuck and I ain't got a DIME! Can't find no Job, so I resort to CRIME! The only thing I'm good at is writing SICK-ASS RHYMES! I used to go to WORK, but I'd go BERZERK! Because my Boss a JERK, so I'd Pop a PERC!
You know I'm out for the LOOT! And I look Sharp in a SUIT! Son, if ya wanna talk shit, You'll fucking Get the BOOT! 'Cause Brotha's Never Show RESPECT! And they took my Whole CHEQUE! So I Slit my Fuckin' Wrist, Tie a Rope Around my NECK!
I've been USED and ABUSED until my Insides BRUISED! Dawg, Don't get it CONFUSED; my words are INFUSED with BLUES that BEMUSE; No, I Got Nothing to LOSE! Won't you be My MUSE? See, I could Spit FOREVER... About this CLEVER ENDEAVOR... But at the End of the Day, I've got Ties To SEVER... I Feel Constantly STUCK; but don't Give a FLYING FUCK! I just Wanna be Run Over by a MONSTER TRUCK!!

You wanna play HEAD GAMES with Me?! Well I wrote the Fuckin' BOOK! Now Prepare to get SHOOK! And Get Yo WALLET TOOK! And now the Ry-Guy gonna Hit you wit' a SLOW JAM! That I typed up on a Bunch of HACKED PROGRAMS! Me, I'm a CORRUPTION EXPOSER! You's a PUNK ASS POSER! In 5 Minutes Flat, I'll have your BITCH BENT OVER! If I ever once again Catch you TALKIN' SMACK, I'll Fuckin' Shoot You in the FACE, my Gun I COCK IT BACK, And leave Your DEAD BODY on The WALKING TRACK! I'll Flee the Fuckin' Scene with a ROCKET PACK!

Yeah I Light my PIPES wit' a TORCH; Dawg, I Burn and SCORCH! As I Kick it on the PORCH!
Said I'vc been Lookin' for a Girl Named 'TINA'... But I Haven't SEEN HER... So I'ma Fuckin' Commit a MISDEMEANOR! Said, If I don't Get my Hands on Some CRYSTAL... I'ma Offload A PISTOL! Dawg, I've Been SEARCHING FOR METH! BUT THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT!!! So I'ma Turn the PAGE, And Go On a RAMPAGE!!!
SO SOMEBODY GONNA GET KNOCKED OUT! 'Cause THAT's What 'The Eco' ALL ABOUT! Yeah I SCREAM and SHOUT! Without a MOTHAFUCKIN' DOUBT! I Spread My Gospel Like the FUCKING DEVOUT! And Go a HAZARDOUS ROUTE... Because We In a DRUG DROUGHT!!!!

I GET OFF ON PAIN! I CUT MYSELF FOR FUN! And Several of my Friends be STRAPPED wit' a GUN! I'm Livin' Life on the RUN! Said, I'll SMASH you Upside the Head wit' a 40-OUNCER! And I Don't Give a FUCK if you some 'BIG TOUGH BOUNCER!' 'The Eco' will TROUNCE YA!
So, Come At Me, BRO's! While I COMBAT These FOES! Yeah, E'erybody KNOWS... That I USED to PIMP HOES! And I Fuckin' RUN The SHOWS! I'll Fuckin' SLICE off your NOSE! And CHOP off Your TOES! Look Son, Just Ask Yo MAMA How Good She BLOWS!
March Your Ass To My CAMP-SITE!!! If you wanna HAND-TO-HAND FIGHT! I'll sit here Waiting ALL NIGHT... Yeah, I'll Be Quick to THROW A RIGHT!!!
You'll get DECAPITATED like a FUCKIN' GUILLOTINE, or maybe SPRAYED-UP by the SUB-MACHINE! I Fight My OWN BATTLES, but my DAWGS got my BACK! So you could get yo Head RATTLED, when we go on the ATTACK! My Homie RICH alone could drop about 7 GUYS! Cut'em Down to SIZE! Yeah The Eco DESPISE Yo FUCKED-UP LIES! No ALIBI's!, I'm Strokin' THIGHS and Pokin' EYES, and SMOKIN' GUYS! I Got Another Guy, DEREK who'll give you Somethin' to STARE AT! He'll SNAP you like A CARROT! While I RHYME LIKE A PARROT!

Allow me to VENT, I be sleeping in a TENT! The Ground is harder than CEMENT! I don't mean to sound BENT!
I get DEATH THREATS on the DAILY, But I can sing like Layne Staley! So if you wanna start a FIGHT, I'll EXPLODE like DYNAMITE!!!

I NEED A #GOTHIC VIXEN WITH PASSION AND CONVICTION, TO HELP ME KILL THIS FUCKING ADDICTION! MAN, I WISH IT WAS FICTION... BUT ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS DERELICTION... AND IT'S CAUSING SOME FRICTION, THERE WAS A TIME, I HAD THICK SKIN, YET IT'S WORN AWAY, TORN AND FRAYED, I'VE LET MY DEMONS ALL OUT-TO-PLAY, IF YOU MAY... I MUST SAY... I SEE THE WORLD IN BLEAK SHADES OF GREY SHE WIELDS BLADES ALL-DAY!
WITH HER DEVIOUS MIND, WE COULD LEAVE THIS BEHIND, AND THEN EVENTUALLY FIND, SOME TIME TO UNWIND, AND TOGETHER WE'D BIND A 'FEMME FATALE' WITH AN AXE-TO-GRIND, WHO STRIKES FEAR IN THE BLIND, IN A WORLD SO ASININE! SHE'S SO DIVINE, AND SHE HELPS ME SHINE....
I WANT A WOMAN WHO DOES HER OWN THING TO TAKE UNDER MY WING, IN A SMOOTH, SULTRY VOICE, SHE WHISPERS AND SINGS AND MIGHT SOMEHOW BRING... LIGHT TO A CAVE; I'D ENGRAVE HER A RING...
THOUGH IT'S ALL JUST A DREAM, THAT GLEAMS 'NEATH MOON-BEAMS, AS SHE SILENTLY-SCREAMS, NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS... FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS </3

Hear the Last OUTPOURINGS, Of a Spirit, ONCE SOARING, WHOSE LIFE HAS GROWN BORING, AND I'M TIRED OF JUST WHORING... AS I LAY IN BED, SNORING, UNTIL I HEAR THE DOOR RING... AT FOUR-IN-THE MORNING....
I Hide Behind HUMOR, Like an INFECTIOUS TUMOR, 'Cause IT MASKS My DEEP HURT, As I BASK in the DIRT... I Give a SUDDEN SPURT, YET IT SEEMS, I HAVE NO LIFE LEFT TO EXERT!
Masquerade Behind the TEARS of a CLOWN, Whose Smile FADES to a FROWN, AROUND TOWN, HE'S RENOWNED, AS A LEGEND IN THE UNDERGROUND... MAYBE SOON HE'LL BE FOUND, THOUGH THERE'S NO ONE AROUND, JUST THE DEAFENING SOUND, PLEASE LEAVE ME HERE, IN A BURIAL MOUND!
I DON'T WANNA LIVE THIS LIFE NO MORE, EVERYTHING, I ABHOR, DON'T WANNA WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN-STORE, GIVE ME GOTHIC GORE, FOREVER MORE, IN A WORLD I DEPLORE... I'M A LITERAL WHORE... FOUND DEAD-ON-THE-FLOOR, AND I STILL HAVEN'T REACHED THE CORE.... SO JUST SHUT THE DOOR, AND CUT THE POOR... LONELY HEART, THAT LONGS TO DEPART FROM A LIFE THAT WASN'T HIS FROM THE VERY START... I JUST FALL APART.
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DRUGS ARE LIKE A VAMPIRE, THAT WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL, SITTING BY THE FIRE, BURNING TO THE LAST COAL... ONE TIME, I HAD IT ALL, NOW, I'M IN A BLACK HOLE, YEARS OF ABUSE... GRADUALLY TAKE THEIR STEEP TOLL...
WITH SURGICAL PRECISION, THE VAMPIRE MAKES A DEEP INCISION, NOW HIS FINAL DECISION, WILL INVITE SOME DERISION, AND OBSCURE HIS VISION, HIS LIFE WILL BREAK DOWN LIKE NUCLEAR FISSION...
MY BRAIN IS CONVOLUTED, I'M INSANE; LET'S NOT DISPUTE IT, USED TO GETTING POLLUTED, IF I COULD, I'D JUST SHOOT IT, PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY TEMPLE, INSTEAD OF WATCH MY WORLD CRUMBLE, SO I JUST LISTEN TO THE TREES, AS THEY SOFTLY RUMBLE, NOW, I'M HUMBLE... BUT ISN'T IT A BIT TOO LATE, I CAPITULATE, AND GRIT THROUGH HATE, BUT IT'S A BIT TOO GREAT.... TO ARTICULATE!
I KNOW MY TIME'S NEAR, AS I THROW AWAY FEAR, EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, DISSIPATES INTO TEARS... SO WITH MY LAST DROP OF BLOOD, TAKE THE MASK OFF AND FLOOD, I'M AN EMPTY VESSEL, JUST LEFT IN THE MUD....
WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY, AND ANY SEMBLANCE OF VANITY, WASHES AWAY, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY...... ON THIS OMINOUS DAY THE COLORS BLEED THROUGH, A DOMINANT GREY... SOMETHING'S CLAWING AT ME :LIKE A BEAST THAT KEEPS PAWING THE SEA, AND LONGING TO BE, IN LOVE, ETERNALLY

From the CRADLE to the GRAVE... She's a FABLE; I'm a SLAVE... I'm TOO LOST to be SAVED... Just TOO DARK and DEPRAVED... Yeah, I'm Another DEAD SOUL, Descending in a RED HOLE.. Disappearing in the MIST, Aching to be KISSED and feel BLISS'd Now Here's Another PLOT TWIST...
We're Both HOPELESS-ROMANTICS, Who be Feeling FRANTIC, Spittin' out Words with NO SEMANTICS, Is just ONE of Our ANTICS That Puts Me in a PANIC, That could SINK the TITANIC... Has Us Feeling MANIC..
There's a VOID in my HEART That RIPS Me APART... Compels Me to DEPART... And TELLS Me Where to START, As I PLAY MY PART...
As the YEARS Slip BY, I WONDER WHY, I LONG TO DIE, LOOK IN MY EYE, AND SEE ME CRY, So I JUST GET HIGH... WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? TO HELP SEE ME THROUGH, ALL I WANTED WAS YOU, BUT THAT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO I PAINT MY WORLD IN CRIMSON AND BLUE, AND LOOK FOR A CUE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, AND I LONG TO START ANEW...
I Suppose I Have LOVED and LOST, Been SHOVED and TOSSED, AND I NOW KNOW THE COST, AS SHE SWEETLY BREATHES FROST...
I'm DESTINED to DIE ALONE, SO I CRY on the PHONE, 'CAUSE You're ALL I EVER KNOWN I CUT MY ARM TO THE BONE, AND I DO HARM TO MY OWN, TURN TO STONE... As I Sit on a MEANINGLESS THRONE, Onto Which I've Been THROWN, I DISOWN, AND REALIZE THAT I CANNOT ATONE....
RELEASE ME TO THE TIDES, TEAR MY SKIN OPEN WIDE, AS I BEGIN SUICIDE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHOM I CONFIDE IN, WITH THE STRENGTH OF POSEIDON, FEEL MY PAIN, SUBSIDING, IN THE PLACE, WHERE I'M HIDING
ALL I Really GOT Was A TASTE, NOW I'm HAUNTED BY HER FACE, WHICH I LONG TO ERASE... IN LOVE-SONGS, SHE'S ENCASED, As WE SLOW DOWN THE PACE, NEW LIFE GROWS FROM THE BASE...
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I'll BOX Your FACE, Son! And JACK-OFF In the WOUND! You'll GET REPLACED, Hun! Beat 'Til You Ballooned... FOREVER MORE... I'm Fixated on VIOLENCE and GORE! SILENCE and WHORES! Are ALL ARCHAIC AS DINOSAURS!
Something in me needs to INFLICT HARM! And MIMIC CHARM ;) My Every ACTION Seems to RAISE ALARMS....
So they THROW Me in CONFINEMENT And Hand Me an ASSIGNMENT, I Witnessed YOUR NIGHTMARE, Now. I Wonder What MINE MEANT!
And I KNOW that MANY People Might LAUGH AT THIS But The EcoManiac's a SADO-MASOCHIST! I Give PAIN and RECEIVE 'Cause it Helps to RELIEVE THE TORMENT INSIDE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!

20 COPS STORMED MY HOUSE, Wearing TACTICAL GEAR! But We ALL Hid in My DUNGEON, AND We DIDN'T Show FEAR! The ''RY-GUY' Holds Down The FORT! When There's Lines To SNORT! Impregnates Women, Then Hits 'ABORT'!
About 12 OVERDOSES Happened Under My ROOF! But When the Cops Showed Up, We Simply Called Them a 'GOOF!' Found an IP ADDRESS that We Could SPOOF! Then We Booked it out the WIndow, And Were GONE in a POOF!

The PIGS Nearly Found DRUGS, Under One of My RUGS! Our Phone-Line Was BUGGED, Yet Still EVERYONE HUGGED! They Waited OUTSIDE for like HALF AN HOUR! AND More COPS SHOWED UP with Some SNIPER POWER!

This Wasn't Even the FIRST TIME we Nearly Got RAIDED! NO WONDER I'M JADED! SHIT BE SO COMPLICATED! AM I FOREVER FATED... TO LIVE IN CRACK HOUSES... A LIFE THAT'S X-RATED?!
Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?! Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE! We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE! ‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE! ...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME! They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE! Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS! So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT! We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE.... It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION? And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR! My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR! We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR... To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND... You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND! I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?! "I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER... My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR! I Will STAB Your INTERIOR! My Music Sounds DREARIER, But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER! You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST.... And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST! I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED, And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND! Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND... If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!..."'
The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS! I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC! I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC! In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC! Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES! And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT! I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES! And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE! MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL! Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE! AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL! When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS, TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME! SUBMIT AN APPLICATION; AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE! Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN In the THIRD DEGREE... So Please Await Your TURN... To Come FUCK WIT’ ME! NEXT!!!!
I Used to POP MOLLY at RAVE PARTIES, In Edmonton, Alberta, it was like a DISEASE! The Motto was "PEACE, LOVE, UNITY, RESPECT" (PLUR) And it seemed to Keep all the Violent People in-Check... People Traded RAINBOW BRACELETS at Y Afterhours CLUB, But Didn't wanna FACE IT, We were all FUCKED-UP! Most of the Women Dressed in NEON GARMENTS, But 'PLUR' was really what the Unique CHARM MEANT! We Had a SECRET HAND-SHAKE that only RAVER'S KNEW, Some Snorted KETAMINE Until They Face Turned BLUE... I Pretended I was even into DUB-STEP TOO, The Eco KNEW the RAVE SCENE THROUGH and THROUGH!
Some People Liked to Trip on the DATE-RAPE DRUG, And in the SMOKERS' PIT, Man, EVERYONE HUGGED! We Would DANCE 'TIL THE MORNING, And then DRIVE HOME, Without a WARNING YEAH, WE WERE ALWAYS STILL ROLLIN' FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, So one time My CAR SPUN OUT, when the pedal hit the FLOOR! My Vision was SHAKING from the M.D.M.A.! Shouldn't Have DROVE HOME HIGH; What else is there to SAY? Sometimes the MOLLY got LACED with HARSHER SHIT! One time It Made me TURN PSYCHO, and throw a FUCKIN' FIT; yeah LEGIT! This SHIT...Gets Hard to QUIT... ...'Cause the COME-DOWN's Always HARD, and you FEEL DEPRESSED! And on Jasper Street, I Nearly took a KNIFE to the CHEST! So I Gave the SCENE a REST, but sometimes I find I Still Look BACK, Yet I made it out ALIVE with my BRAIN IN-TACT!
People Wore GAS-MASKS and other CRAZY ITEMS! A Couple Door-Men Were PRICKS, so my boys tried to FIGHT'EM! Still the D.J.'s Had the BASS-DROPS that would ALWAYS IGNITE'EM! And the LADIES were FINE! Almost Makes you wanna BITE'EM! The STROBE LIGHTS gleamed in an UNDERGROUND CAVE, Where The Dancing took Place, To the music they a SLAVE! Then The Eco Found a Brand new Path to PAVE! BUT SOON I'LL TAKE MY NEW FRIENDS TO THEIR VERY FIRST RAVE!!!
==== I GET OFF ON PAIN! I CUT MYSELF FOR FUN! And Several of my Friends be STRAPPED wit' a GUN! I'm Livin' Life on the RUN! Said, I'll SMASH you Upside the Head wit' a 40-OUNCER! And I Don't Give a FUCK if you some 'BIG TOUGH BOUNCER!' 'The Eco' will TROUNCE YA!
So, Come At Me, BRO's! While I COMBAT These FOES! Yeah, E'erybody KNOWS... That I USED to PIMP HOES! And I Fuckin' RUN The SHOWS! I'll Fuckin' SLICE off your NOSE! And CHOP off Your TOES! Look Son, Just Ask Yo MAMA How Good She BLOWS!
March Your Ass To My CAMP-SITE!!! If you wanna HAND-TO-HAND FIGHT! I'll sit here Waiting ALL NIGHT... Yeah, I'll Be Quick to THROW A RIGHT!!!
You'll get DECAPITATED like a FUCKIN' GUILLOTINE, or maybe SPRAYED-UP by the SUB-MACHINE! I Fight My OWN BATTLES, but my DAWGS got my BACK! So you could get yo Head RATTLED, when we go on the ATTACK! My Homie RICH alone could drop about 7 GUYS! Cut'em Down to SIZE! Yeah The Eco DESPISE Yo FUCKED-UP LIES! No ALIBI's!, I'm Strokin' THIGHS and Pokin' EYES, and SMOKIN' GUYS! I Got Another Guy, DEREK who'll give you Somethin' to STARE AT! He'll SNAP you like A CARROT! While I RHYME LIKE A PARROT!

GIPHY

I NEED A #GOTHIC VIXEN WITH PASSION AND CONVICTION, TO HELP ME KILL THIS FUCKING ADDICTION! MAN, I WISH IT WAS FICTION... BUT ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS DERELICTION... AND IT'S CAUSING SOME FRICTION, THERE WAS A TIME, I HAD THICK SKIN, YET IT'S WORN AWAY, TORN AND FRAYED, I'VE LET MY DEMONS ALL OUT-TO-PLAY, IF YOU MAY... I MUST SAY... I SEE THE WORLD IN BLEAK SHADES OF GREY SHE WIELDS BLADES ALL-DAY!
WITH HER DEVIOUS MIND, WE COULD LEAVE THIS BEHIND, AND THEN EVENTUALLY FIND, SOME TIME TO UNWIND, AND TOGETHER WE'D BIND A 'FEMME FATALE' WITH AN AXE-TO-GRIND, WHO STRIKES FEAR IN THE BLIND, IN A WORLD SO ASININE! SHE'S SO DIVINE, AND SHE HELPS ME SHINE....
I WANT A WOMAN WHO DOES HER OWN THING TO TAKE UNDER MY WING, IN A SMOOTH, SULTRY VOICE, SHE WHISPERS AND SINGS AND MIGHT SOMEHOW BRING... LIGHT TO A CAVE; I'D ENGRAVE HER A RING...
THOUGH IT'S ALL JUST A DREAM, THAT GLEAMS 'NEATH MOON-BEAMS, AS SHE SILENTLY-SCREAMS, NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS... FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS </3
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Hear the Last OUTPOURINGS, Of a Spirit, ONCE SOARING, WHOSE LIFE HAS GROWN BORING, AND I'M TIRED OF JUST WHORING... AS I LAY IN BED, SNORING, UNTIL I HEAR THE DOOR RING... AT FOUR-IN-THE MORNING....
I Hide Behind HUMOR, Like an INFECTIOUS TUMOR, 'Cause IT MASKS My DEEP HURT, As I BASK in the DIRT... I Give a SUDDEN SPURT, YET IT SEEMS, I HAVE NO LIFE LEFT TO EXERT!
Masquerade Behind the TEARS of a CLOWN, Whose Smile FADES to a FROWN, AROUND TOWN, HE'S RENOWNED, AS A LEGEND IN THE UNDERGROUND... MAYBE SOON HE'LL BE FOUND, THOUGH THERE'S NO ONE AROUND, JUST THE DEAFENING SOUND, PLEASE LEAVE ME HERE, IN A BURIAL MOUND!
I DON'T WANNA LIVE THIS LIFE NO MORE, EVERYTHING, I ABHOR, DON'T WANNA WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN-STORE, GIVE ME GOTHIC GORE, FOREVER MORE, IN A WORLD I DEPLORE... I'M A LITERAL WHORE... FOUND DEAD-ON-THE-FLOOR, AND I STILL HAVEN'T REACHED THE CORE.... SO JUST SHUT THE DOOR, AND CUT THE POOR... LONELY HEART, THAT LONGS TO DEPART FROM A LIFE THAT WASN'T HIS FROM THE VERY START... I JUST FALL APART.
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DRUGS ARE LIKE A VAMPIRE, THAT WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL, SITTING BY THE FIRE, BURNING TO THE LAST COAL... ONE TIME, I HAD IT ALL, NOW, I'M IN A BLACK HOLE, YEARS OF ABUSE... GRADUALLY TAKE THEIR STEEP TOLL...
WITH SURGICAL PRECISION, THE VAMPIRE MAKES A DEEP INCISION, NOW HIS FINAL DECISION, WILL INVITE SOME DERISION, AND OBSCURE HIS VISION, HIS LIFE WILL BREAK DOWN LIKE NUCLEAR FISSION...
MY BRAIN IS CONVOLUTED, I'M INSANE; LET'S NOT DISPUTE IT, USED TO GETTING POLLUTED, IF I COULD, I'D JUST SHOOT IT, PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY TEMPLE, INSTEAD OF WATCH MY WORLD CRUMBLE, SO I JUST LISTEN TO THE TREES, AS THEY SOFTLY RUMBLE, NOW, I'M HUMBLE... BUT ISN'T IT A BIT TOO LATE, I CAPITULATE, AND GRIT THROUGH HATE, BUT IT'S A BIT TOO GREAT.... TO ARTICULATE!
I KNOW MY TIME'S NEAR, AS I THROW AWAY FEAR, EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, DISSIPATES INTO TEARS... SO WITH MY LAST DROP OF BLOOD, TAKE THE MASK OFF AND FLOOD, I'M AN EMPTY VESSEL, JUST LEFT IN THE MUD....
WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY, AND ANY SEMBLANCE OF VANITY, WASHES AWAY, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY...... ON THIS OMINOUS DAY THE COLORS BLEED THROUGH, A DOMINANT GREY... SOMETHING'S CLAWING AT ME :LIKE A BEAST THAT KEEPS PAWING THE SEA, AND LONGING TO BE, IN LOVE, ETERNALLY
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From the CRADLE to the GRAVE... She's a FABLE; I'm a SLAVE... I'm TOO LOST to be SAVED... Just TOO DARK and DEPRAVED... Yeah, I'm Another DEAD SOUL, Descending in a RED HOLE.. Disappearing in the MIST, Aching to be KISSED and feel BLISS'd Now Here's Another PLOT TWIST...
We're Both HOPELESS-ROMANTICS, Who be Feeling FRANTIC, Spittin' out Words with NO SEMANTICS, Is just ONE of Our ANTICS That Puts Me in a PANIC, That could SINK the TITANIC... Has Us Feeling MANIC..
There's a VOID in my HEART That RIPS Me APART... Compels Me to DEPART... And TELLS Me Where to START, As I PLAY MY PART...
As the YEARS Slip BY, I WONDER WHY, I LONG TO DIE, LOOK IN MY EYE, AND SEE ME CRY, So I JUST GET HIGH... WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? TO HELP SEE ME THROUGH, ALL I WANTED WAS YOU, BUT THAT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO I PAINT MY WORLD IN CRIMSON AND BLUE, AND LOOK FOR A CUE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, AND I LONG TO START ANEW...
I Suppose I Have LOVED and LOST, Been SHOVED and TOSSED, AND I NOW KNOW THE COST, AS SHE SWEETLY BREATHES FROST...
I'm DESTINED to DIE ALONE, SO I CRY on the PHONE, 'CAUSE You're ALL I EVER KNOWN I CUT MY ARM TO THE BONE, AND I DO HARM TO MY OWN, TURN TO STONE... As I Sit on a MEANINGLESS THRONE, Onto Which I've Been THROWN, I DISOWN, AND REALIZE THAT I CANNOT ATONE....
RELEASE ME TO THE TIDES, TEAR MY SKIN OPEN WIDE, AS I BEGIN SUICIDE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHOM I CONFIDE IN, WITH THE STRENGTH OF POSEIDON, FEEL MY PAIN, SUBSIDING, IN THE PLACE, WHERE I'M HIDING
ALL I Really GOT Was A TASTE, NOW I'm HAUNTED BY HER FACE, WHICH I LONG TO ERASE... IN LOVE-SONGS, SHE'S ENCASED, As WE SLOW DOWN THE PACE, NEW LIFE GROWS FROM THE BASE...
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I'll BOX Your FACE, Son! And JACK-OFF In the WOUND! You'll GET REPLACED, Hun! Beat 'Til You Ballooned... FOREVER MORE... I'm Fixated on VIOLENCE and GORE! SILENCE and WHORES! Are ALL ARCHAIC AS DINOSAURS!
Something in me needs to INFLICT HARM! And MIMIC CHARM ;) My Every ACTION Seems to RAISE ALARMS....
So they THROW Me in CONFINEMENT And Hand Me an ASSIGNMENT, I Witnessed YOUR NIGHTMARE, Now. I Wonder What MINE MEANT!
And I KNOW that MANY People Might LAUGH AT THIS But The EcoManiac's a SADO-MASOCHIST! I Give PAIN and RECEIVE 'Cause it Helps to RELIEVE THE TORMENT INSIDE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!
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*TRUE STORIES FROM BRADFORD STREET* 20 COPS STORMED MY HOUSE, Wearing TACTICAL GEAR! But We ALL Hid in My DUNGEON, AND We DIDN'T Show FEAR! The ''RY-GUY' Holds Down The FORT! When There's Lines To SNORT! Impregnates Women, Then Hits 'ABORT'!
About 12 OVERDOSES Happened Under My ROOF! But When the Cops Showed Up, We Simply Called Them a 'GOOF!' Found an IP ADDRESS that We Could SPOOF! Then We Booked it out the WIndow, And Were GONE in a POOF!
/// EcoManiac \\\ · 
You take my BARS for JOKES?! Homie, you're gonna get SMOKED! I'll give your Bitch an ORGASM! Then Beat you til you SPASM!
#BARRIE #POLICE get a HARD-ON from the CAVITY SEARCH! Or Sitting at a DESK, Like a PARROT on a PERCH! SARGENT SCUM is on-the-Job, Drinkin' RUM! If You HIDING DOPE, he'll stick his Fingers up your BUM! They sit in the Car On tha Tax-Payer's DOLLAR! And try to Act Hard Like some kind of BALLER!

I BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND I STEAL THEIR SHIT! I RAPE PEOPLE'S SPOUSES; GET AWAY WIT' IT! LEGIT! I FLIP OVER THEY COUCH AND I DON'T WANNA BE GROUCH...WHEN I SMASH YOU WIT' A CROW-BAR; YOU'LL BE SCREAMING 'OUCH!!!' STUFF YOUR $MONEY$ IN MY POUCH!
WHEN YOUR WIFE IS AT HOME, WELL THAT'S WHEN THE BURGLARY GOES DOWN! WHEN I DROWN HER IN THE TUB, YOU HEAR A GURGLING SOUND, CIRCLING 'ROUND... NOW MAY I EXPOUND?? DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT A FACE I CAN POUND?!
I USED TO LISTEN TO @OASIS ON THE ALT-ROCK STATION, AND SPIT IN PEOPLE'S FACES, WIT' SOME DETESTATION! I ALWAYS KEEP MY LISTENERS IN ANTICIPATION, OF THE MOMENT I'MA SNAP, UNLEASH A DECAPITATION!!
YOU KNOW I GOT #SWAGGER SO I CUT YOU WITH A DAGGER! BITCH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER!' JUST KNOW THAT RY-GUY'S A RELENTLESS 'FACEBOOK TAGGER'...
I SELL ALL THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU ON THE BLACK MARKET! I'LL STEAL YOUR CAR TO, AND FIND A PLACE TO PARK IT! I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHOLE FAMILY; THROW THEM OFF A BRIDGE! YOU THINK YOU CAN JAM WIT' ME, THEN RUN TO THE FRIDGE! BRING THE ECO A BEER! AND COME SIT DOWN HERE... ON THE LIVING-ROOM CHAIR, 'FORE I GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR, AND THROW YOU DOWN THE STAIRS, BECAUSR I'M FUCKED DND IMPAIRED!!!
You KNOW I'M FUCKING INSANE! AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES! #SWAGGER PUMPS THROUGH MY VEINS! AND A SHIT-TONNE OF COCAINE!!! WHILE I SNORT ME A LINE WIT' A DOLLAR BILL, I FEEL AN INSTANT THRILL! AND FEEL A NUMBING CHILL! RIGHT BEFORE I TAKE ANOTHER #EXCSTACY PILL, AND THEN I GO 4 THA KILL AND EXHIBIT ILL-WILL.. I GIVE A MIDDLE-FINGER SALUTE, TO ANYONE SPORTING A 'GRILL!' Lana Del Rey IS REAL CUTE, ANOTHER CONFESSION I SPILL... SHE GOT THAT #SummerTimeSadness, I COMMIT ANOTHER CRIME OUT OF #MADNESS SHE MAKES DREAMY MUSIC VIDEOS! GOT ME CREAMIN'; SHE A CITY HOE..

i LOVE TO POST TRIPPY .GIF FILES! FOR THE LADIES I BEGUILE... I'LL KICK ANOTHER FREESTYLE FOR ALL THE #NECROPHILES WHO HEAP CORPSES IN A PILE BITCH, DON'T CHANGE DA DIAL!!! STICK AROUND 4 AWHILE RESPECT MY IDIOSYNCRATIC TYPING STYLE! I CAN DO ACROBATICS; SCHOOL A FOOL NAMED 'KYLE' I SEE THROUGH ALL THE STATIC; JUDGE PUT ME ON-TRIAL!!!
I'M TRYING TO LEARN... HOW TO TURN & BURN... MY #CrystalMETH PIPE.. I GOT HATERZ 2 SPURN!!! I'MA STUFF YOU IN AN URN WHEN I INCINERATE YO ASS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?! THAT I RUN THIS FUCKIN' SHIT & I'LL MAKE INTESTINES CHURN...

I'm TRYING TO LEARN... HOW TO TURN & BURN... MY #CrystalMETH PIPE.. I GOT HATERZ 2 SPURN!!! I'MA STUFF YOU IN AN URN WHEN I INCINERATE YO ASS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?! THAT I RUN THIS FUCKIN' SHIT & I'LL MAKE INTESTINES CHURN...
I LOVE TO POST TRIPPY .GIF FILES! FOR THE LADIES I BEGUILE... I'LL KICK ANOTHER FREESTYLE FOR ALL THE #NECROPHILES WHO HEAP CORPSES IN A PILE BITCH, DON'T CHANGE DA DIAL!!! STICK AROUND 4 AWHILE RESPECT MY IDIOSYNCRATIC TYPING STYLE! I CAN DO ACROBATICS; SCHOOL A FOOL NAMED 'KYLE' I SEE THROUGH ALL THE STATIC; JUDGE PUT MRE ON-TRIAL!!!

I'M COMIN' LIVE FROM 'SLICK NICK'S! WE GOT SOME HOES TURNIN' TRICKS! WE GOT A SONG FOR YOU PRICKS! AND YOU CAN SUCK OUR FAT DICKS!
YOU'LL HAVE 2 CRACK-HEADS.... COME FILL YOU WIT' LEAD! AT Crossovers TITTY BAR... NO, WE AIN'T GOTTA GO FAR, AS WE SHARE A CIGAR.. WE GOIN' HIT UP THE STRIP CLUB PUT MONEY IN THE TIP CUP!
NICK LIKES HIS WOMEN BIG! GIRLS THAT'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG, AS I'M TAKIN' A SWIG AND DANCIN' A JIG WHILE THIS 'RIPPER BANGS A RIG! YEAH SHE INJECTED SHARP NEEDLES FILLED #CrystalMETH!! SHE WAS A HEFTY BLACK WOMAN, NAMED 'ELIZABETH!' SHE BROKE THE DANCE POLE, ON MDMA WE ALL ROLL EXSTACY TAKIN' IT'S TOLL... AND. I GOTS NO SOUL!
SO I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF WIT' A SHARP MACHETE YOU WANNA FUCK WIT' ECO, MAKE SURE YO GLOCK IS READY!!! THEY TELL ME NOT TO BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN-FIGHT. SO I'MA BRING A FUCKIN BOMB IN BROAD SUN-LIGHT!!! BLOW UP. YP WHOLE CITY BÑOCL.. IF YOU GOT SHIT TO TALK WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK CAUSE ITS YOUR MOM I STALK ONCE I DETONATE YOUFR APARMEMT . .YOUR SCREAMS RESONATES OFF THE ESCARPMENT WHEN TOSS YOUR ASS OFF OF THE MOUNTAIN-SIDE... THEY'LL TRY TO KNOCK ME FOR PRE-MEDITATED HOMICIDE!??
We more DEEPLY-DISTURBED THAN @JEffrey dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer STEEPLY-PERTURBED : Im an AMATEUR-EMBALMER Im the next eJohn Wayne Gacy Why do these HOES DRESS RACY? Emulate Ted Bundy and dump my #RAPE Victims in the Bay of Fundy

SOME DAYS I SIT AND LISTEN TO @Marilyn Manson HIGH ON WEED, MOLLY, ACID, CRACK, AND HEROIN...DANCIN' THESE HOES I' M ENTRANCIN' AND SUBTLY-ROMANCIN' I FOILED THEY PLAN, SON! I'm a little AUTISTIC But I'll Fuckin GO BALLISTIC... IF I DON'T FIND A BITCH, WHO'S MY MUSE & MY MYSTIC!!! AND I'M STRAIGHT SADISTIC! SOME SAY I'M 'DOPE-SIMPLISTIC!!' AND SOMEWHAT NIHILISTIC... I'M THE FUCKIN' 'ANTI-CHRIST' BITCH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED AS I'M COCKIN' THE 'BISCUIT' AND SHOCKIN' WITH THIS SHIT! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MUH HIT-LIST I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MUH HIT-LIST! and ROCKIN' The #Misfits!

ILL SLASH YOUR THROAT WIT' A RAZOR! AS I ZAP YOU WIT' A LAZER! IM' AN AUDIENCE-AMAZER! AND LOOK DOPE IN A BLAZER! Kelsey Grammar PLAYS FRASIER..

I'm The #ILLUMINATI! KNOWN FOR CATCHING A BODY! I'LL BLAST YOU WIT' MY SHOTTIE! AND BITE LIKE A ROTTIE! STEAL A @Maserati! START A FIGHT WITH @Irv Gotti! This be Anotha 'FREESTYLE OF A PAPER-CHASER'! Also Known as a MACK and a #LIBRARIAN- ERASER! I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR; BEEP BITCHES ON A PAGER! I KNOW HOW TO ENRAGE HER; WHEN I TAKE THE STAGE, YEAH! MY BARS ARE LIKE PURE FIRE! MAKE THE LADIES PERSPIRE! CUT YOU WIT' RAZOR WIRE! AND WATCH YOU EXPIRE! SITUATION IS DIRE! MY FIXATION WIT' FIRE! FUCKIN' WIT' ARSON; I'LL STEAL YO CAR, SON! I'M A SCANDALOUS VANDAL; I WEAR SOCKS IN SANDALS I'LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY DISMAMTLE, AND BOX YOU WIT' A BROOM HANDLE!!!
I'LL FUCKIN' EXCISE YOUR NEO-CORTEX SUCK YOU INTO MY VORTEX!!! START A FIGHT WITH @BROOKS ORPIKS! I JUST HAD TO POST FOUR PICS! NOW I RUN TO THE STORE QUICK! AND I'M OUT TO STEAL (YOUR) CHICKS!!! PUMPED 2 GO 2 WAR, TRICK! IT'S LIKE THE ECO HAS FOUR DICKS!
Bury Me wit' an AK -47 So I can Gun HATERZ Down when I go to HEAVEN!!! To the HOMIES passed ON... I'LL LEAVE THIS GANGSTA SONG!! AND I WON'T STEER YA WRONG! ALL ALONG...ECHOES THRONG!
I CAN'T HELP BUT KICK RHYMES WIT' SUPERIOR ABILITY!! AND DEMONSTRATIN' SUPEB AND EXPERT AGILITY! I'LL BOMB THE FACILITY! I'VE GOT NO HUMILITY! YOU CLAIM TO BE A G, WELL THEN COME! MAKE A KILL WIT' ME! I'LL TAKE @DMX TO SCHOOL! 'CAUSE I RUN SHIT; YOU FOOL! THE ECO HAS AUTOCRACTIC RULE! AND AN AUTOMATIC TOOL! SO HE CAN 'BRING HIS WHOLE CREW!' AND I'LL DEAL WITH THEM TOO! AND STEAL FROM @Holt Renfrew! YEAH, I'MA JACK A KNAP-SACK, @Gucci or @Prada BACK-PACK! WIT' A $2,000 PRICE-TAG ATTACHED! Give it my SISTER Tanya Nayler... For her BIRTHDAY PRESENT, AS I'M DRUNK AS A SAILOR BLASTING @Bob Marley and the WAILERS, 'Cause I'm BROKER than a PEASANT; You Fuck-Tard's AIN'T PLEASANT! THEN WHEN THEY TRY CHARGE WITH THEFT UNDER FIVE GRAND, @Tanya NAYLER TAKES THE STAND! AND THEY BOW TO HER COMMAND, AND THE ECO'S BACK-HAND! ' CAUSE HE THE BEST IN THE LAND! SLAP YOU WIT' A REPRIMAND!

Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?! Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE! We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE! ‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE! ...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME! They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE! Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS! So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT! We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE.... It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION? And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR! My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR! We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR... To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND... You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND! I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?! "I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER... My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR! I Will STAB Your INTERIOR! My Music Sounds DREARIER, But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER! You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST.... And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST! I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED, And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND! Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND... If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!..."'
The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS! I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC! I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC! In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC! Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES! And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT! I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES! And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE! MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL! Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE! AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL! When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS, TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME! SUBMIT AN APPLICATION; AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE! Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN In the THIRD DEGREE... So Please Await Your TURN... To Come FUCK WIT’ ME! NEXT!!


All I Ever Really Wanted is to be a PAID MUSICIAN! I Could RAP CIRCLES around you ALL; I GOT A LOTTA AMBITION! ...but I'll Cut You Cats Some Slack UPON ONE CONDITION:.. "Don't Bring Up My PAST!" It's Like a SUPERSTION! See, Y'all Gonna LEARN, The Eco be a MAN-ON-A-MISSION The Blood & Guts Started When My POPS took me FISHIN' On Lake Simcoe Beach, I Beat a Kid Into SUBMISSION He Wouldn't Wake Up!..though I kept Prayin' and WISHIN'... So they Locked My ASS UP! Said I had NO CONTRITION! Now I've Had ENOUGH of the BULLSHIT they DISHIN'!
They Hit Me Wit' A Light Sentence Under the Young Offecnders ACT! But I told the Judge some things that I Couldn't RETRACT! It was Pretty Obvious that I Was HIGH on CRACK! I LAUGHED when the Victim's Fam gave a Statement of IMPACT! I Confessed that I've always had VIOLENT FANTASIES, And that I Can't Help but SCREAM out PROFANITIES! They said I had TOURETTES, and that I'm a PSYCHOPATH! I said "I GOTTA JET and I Just MIGHT GO BACK... To the SCENE of the CRIME I Don't MEAN to waste TIME... But I've Listened to your Two Cents, Now I'm tellin' you MINE! My Name Is 'RYAN NAYLER', my DAD be DRUNKER than a SAILOR.... and I Got a SIcker Mind than Vlad The Impaler.... Look at Me the WRONG WAY, and I'll Show you FOUL-PLAY! And I Love to LOOT STORES on BOXING DAY!"
The Most Recent Time They Threw Me Inside THE SIN-BIN... Was When I Cut-Up a Co-Worker; Tried Wearing HiS SKIN, Oh Fuck; Where to BEGIN.... I Read about SERIAL KILLER Named Ed Gein ..and Some Say his Crimes Weren't As VICIOUS as MINE! Watch a Documentary on Jeffrey Dahmer, Now when I EAT PEOPLE, I Feel a Lot CALMER... I wanna Play STRIP POKER...with Karla Homolka She would be Harley Quinn & I'd Be The Joker! The Whole Fuckin' World Knows I'm a CRYSTAL METH SMOKER! I'll SINGE YOU IN THE FACE WIT' A FUCKIN' HOT POKER!
So They Threw Me In an Undisclosed PENITENTIARY... I'm Looking at at least another QUARTER-CENTURY! I feel NO REMORSE,as I Plot My COURSE,,, I Wish my Cellmate, BUBBA, wasn't HUNG-LIKE-A-HORSE! Now Every Day, He RAPES ME from BEHIND... And PISSES in my EYE 'til I'm NEARLY-BLIND! People tell me NOT to joke about this SHIT! But It Helps Me to Escape, and My Story's Sound LEGIT! Still Take ALL OF THE DRUGS; Though I'm Tryin' to QUIT... 'Cause My BRAIN is INSANE and I'm OUT-OF-MY-WITS!

Everything's CALM AND PLACID, When You're RIPPED on the ACID! But If you Take Too Many Hits, Then Your DICK will go FLACID! Right Now, I Present you a HILARIOUS STORY, At Crossovers STRIP CLUB, I was in all of my GLORY... I Needed a DRINK, 'cause I could Hardly THINK... So I went to the Washroom, and I SPAT in the SINK... Yeah, it all went down at the LOCAL STRIP BAR, No I Didn't Walk Very FAR, as I was Smoking CIGARS!
I Bust through the DOOR, wondering what was IN-STORE; Thinkin' I'd Find Me a WHORE, and we'd FUCK 'til I SNORE! I Grabbed me a WHISKEY, and I sat by the STAGE The Women Seemed FRISKY, and they all were MY AGE! I Watched a Couple DANCES From 'PERVERTS' ROW' But I Started Getting ANTSY 'Cause My NERVES HURT, YO!
Then I Tossed a DOLLAR in the Dancer's TIP CUP! But I started to HOLLAR, 'Cause I Couldn't GET-IT-UP! The Next thing I Knew, this FINE BLACK STRIPPER... Went STRAIGHT FOR MY ZIPPER! And She TRIED to SPOON ME Like the Fuckin' BIG DIPPER! She Climbed her Ass Up and Started to MOUNT ME, Then Made Me Withdraw ALL MY MONEY from my Bank ACCOUNT, SEE... I Gave her 230 to Get DIRTY in the CHAMPANGNE ROOM! But I Was Still LIMP-AS-FUCK; what a MAN-MADE GLOOM! She MASSAGED my ROD with some Jergens US HAND-CREAM! But I was ONLY HALF-ERECT; I Couldn't Make Her SCREAM! I tried to tell myself that this was Just a BAD DREAM! BUT ON 10 HITS OF #ACID, SHIT JUST AIN'T WHAT IT SEEM!

I Used to POP MOLLY at RAVE PARTIES, In Edmonton, Alberta, it was like a DISEASE! The Motto was "PEACE, LOVE, UNITY, RESPECT" (PLUR) And it seemed to Keep all the Violent People in-Check... People Traded RAINBOW BRACELETS at Y Afterhours CLUB, But Didn't wanna FACE IT, We were all FUCKED-UP! Most of the Women Dressed in NEON GARMENTS, But 'PLUR' was really what the Unique CHARM MEANT! We Had a SECRET HAND-SHAKE that only RAVER'S KNEW, Some Snorted KETAMINE Until They Face Turned BLUE... I Pretended I was even into DUB-STEP TOO, The Eco KNEW the RAVE SCENE THROUGH and THROUGH!
Some People Liked to Trip on the DATE-RAPE DRUG, And in the SMOKERS' PIT, Man, EVERYONE HUGGED! We Would DANCE 'TIL THE MORNING, And then DRIVE HOME, Without a WARNING YEAH, WE WERE ALWAYS STILL ROLLIN' FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, So one time My CAR SPUN OUT, when the pedal hit the FLOOR! My Vision was SHAKING from the M.D.M.A.! Shouldn't Have DROVE HOME HIGH; What else is there to SAY? Sometimes the MOLLY got LACED with HARSHER SHIT! One time It Made me TURN PSYCHO, and throw a FUCKIN' FIT; yeah LEGIT! This SHIT...Gets Hard to QUIT... ...'Cause the COME-DOWN's Always HARD, and you FEEL DEPRESSED! And on Jasper Street, I Nearly took a KNIFE to the CHEST! So I Gave the SCENE a REST, but sometimes I find I Still Look BACK, Yet I made it out ALIVE with my BRAIN IN-TACT!
People Wore GAS-MASKS and other CRAZY ITEMS! A Couple Door-Men Were PRICKS, so my boys tried to FIGHT'EM! Still the D.J.'s Had the BASS-DROPS that would ALWAYS IGNITE'EM! And the LADIES were FINE! Almost Makes you wanna BITE'EM! The STROBE LIGHTS gleamed in an UNDERGROUND CAVE, Where The Dancing took Place, To the music they a SLAVE! Then The Eco Found a Brand new Path to PAVE! BUT SOON I'LL TAKE MY NEW FRIENDS TO THEIR VERY FIRST RAVE!!!

MAYBE Ludacrıs "Got HOES in Different AREA CODES, But 'THE RY-GUY' POP BONES in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES! Soon I'll Have FANS in #CHINA...Showin' They VAGINA... and when I Play a Show in Mexico City.. I KNOW That They'll Greet Me Wit' a SEA OF TITTIES! When Eco GOES TO #PARIS He'll Have HOES On-the-TERRACE! Wit'out a CONDOM ON, He'll BE the 'DoN of Taiwan' ...I've ALREADY GOT HEAD one time in Puerto Rico.... I Went to a Conference & this chick was FEELIN' The Eco! One time I took a Trip to #HALIFAX, and Got 2 Fellow Tourists Layin ON-THEY-BACKS!
WHEN MY MUSIC DOMINATES THE 2020's!!! I'ma BANG A BUSLOAD of Hawaii HUNNIES! ...and I know that this Rhyme sounds 'OVER-THE-TOP', But Nah The Eco Don't STOP And Might Stick it to a COP at MacLeods Scottish Shop! In the Middle of #AFRICA, on tha HOT SAVANNAH... I will Probably Pimp Out A Cute Slut Named 'HANNAH!' In Berlin, Germany I Might Buy A DUPLEX... Where Ryan Naylor will IMPALE HER with Some ROUGH HATE-SEX! IN EVERY CONTINENT, Ill Probably Find a SCARY HOE, ALREADY SPREAD MY SEED across Barrie, Ontario !

I Hate Slow Walkers who Block da WALKWAY! Put my foot up your ASS; you'll be Walking FAST TODAY! Other people in the City Got Places to Be... So get out of the Way, Or Your FACE meets my KNEE!
I'm Alwàys in a HURRY, so you had better go SCURRY! Yeah I'm really in a RUSH & I don't mean to CUSS or Cause a FUSS, but I'll Stab you in the Eye wit' a RIGGED TOOTHBRUSH! I said I've Got NO PATIENCE, so you had Best pick Up SPEED, or IDGAF (I Don't give a Fuck) who's around; they're gonna WATCH YOU BLEED!
I'm having a BAD DAY! So get Out of MY WAY!! or I'll SCORCH YA and TORTURE Yeah, I'll have a FIELD DAY!
Lady, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK you gotta go to the DOCTOR! Hurry right up, or The Eco will SOCK YA! I Don't mean to Preach HATE; but get your Priorities STRAIGHT, Or they'll take you to The Hospital in a HELICOPTOR!

I've got STUDENTS and DISCIPLES that I love to TEACH! To help them gain Shit that seems Out-of-they-REACH! You can HEAR that I'm SINCERE by My Passionate SPEECH, But there's a Punk PRESIDENT that Eco wants to IMPEACH! If shit keeps goin' good I'll have an ARMY of FOLLOWERS, To fight against #Corruption that threatens to SWALLOW US! I taught SHAI How to 'RUIN A LIFE in 5 minutes or LESS!' Now she DESTROYS REPUTATIONS, yeah I must CONFESS! Taught my Nephew 'How to KILL a Hater wit' his BARE HANDS l, While I SQUARE DANCE, Taught my ex 'How to Kill a ROMANCE... I've gotten people's Kids taken away by Child Protection SERVICES, Nearly drove people to Suicide for Various PURPOSES! I call it 'PYCHOPATHY 101' My Pupils say that It's FUN! I pass on DANGEROUS KNOWLEDGE, At 'Eco's CRIMINAL COLLEGE!

I'm so Addicted to Rap, I hear Rhymes in my SLEEP! As I lightly CREEP, and then Hot-Wire a JEEP! Although the Cost be STEEP; I've got some Scars to KEEP... No time for Bull-Shit today, Leave a message at the BEEP! Suicide's on my mind like all the fucking TIME! 'Cause I'm as Broke as Fuck and I ain't got a DIME! Can't find no Job, so I resort to CRIME! The only thing I'm good at is writing SICK-ASS RHYMES! I used to go to WORK, but I'd go BERZERK! Because my Boss a JERK, so I'd Pop a PERC!
You know I'm out for the LOOT! And I look Sharp in a SUIT! Son, if ya wanna talk shit, You'll fucking Get the BOOT! 'Cause Brotha's Never Show RESPECT! And they took my Whole CHEQUE! So I Slit my Fuckin' Wrist, Tie a Rope Around my NECK!
I've been USED and ABUSED until my Insides BRUISED! Dawg, Don't get it CONFUSED; my words are INFUSED with BLUES that BEMUSE; No, I Got Nothing to LOSE! Won't you be My MUSE? See, I could Spit FOREVER... About this CLEVER ENDEAVOR... But at the End of the Day, I've got Ties To SEVER... I Feel Constantly STUCK; but don't Give a FLYING FUCK! I just Wanna be Run Over by a MONSTER TRUCK!!

You wanna play HEAD GAMES with Me?! Well I wrote the Fuckin' BOOK! Now Prepare to get SHOOK! And Get Yo WALLET TOOK! And now the Ry-Guy gonna Hit you wit' a SLOW JAM! That I typed up on a Bunch of HACKED PROGRAMS! Me, I'm a CORRUPTION EXPOSER! You's a PUNK ASS POSER! In 5 Minutes Flat, I'll have your BITCH BENT OVER! If I ever once again Catch you TALKIN' SMACK, I'll Fuckin' Shoot You in the FACE, my Gun I COCK IT BACK, And leave Your DEAD BODY on The WALKING TRACK! I'll Flee the Fuckin' Scene with a ROCKET PACK!

Yeah I Light my PIPES wit' a TORCH; Dawg, I Burn and SCORCH! As I Kick it on the PORCH!
Said I'vc been Lookin' for a Girl Named 'TINA'... But I Haven't SEEN HER... So I'ma Fuckin' Commit a MISDEMEANOR! Said, If I don't Get my Hands on Some CRYSTAL... I'ma Offload A PISTOL! Dawg, I've Been SEARCHING FOR METH! BUT THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT!!! So I'ma Turn the PAGE, And Go On a RAMPAGE!!!
SO SOMEBODY GONNA GET KNOCKED OUT! 'Cause THAT's What 'The Eco' ALL ABOUT! Yeah I SCREAM and SHOUT! Without a MOTHAFUCKIN' DOUBT! I Spread My Gospel Like the FUCKING DEVOUT! And Go a HAZARDOUS ROUTE... Because We In a DRUG DROUGHT!!!!

I GET OFF ON PAIN! I CUT MYSELF FOR FUN! And Several of my Friends be STRAPPED wit' a GUN! I'm Livin' Life on the RUN! Said, I'll SMASH you Upside the Head wit' a 40-OUNCER! And I Don't Give a FUCK if you some 'BIG TOUGH BOUNCER!' 'The Eco' will TROUNCE YA!
So, Come At Me, BRO's! While I COMBAT These FOES! Yeah, E'erybody KNOWS... That I USED to PIMP HOES! And I Fuckin' RUN The SHOWS! I'll Fuckin' SLICE off your NOSE! And CHOP off Your TOES! Look Son, Just Ask Yo MAMA How Good She BLOWS!
March Your Ass To My CAMP-SITE!!! If you wanna HAND-TO-HAND FIGHT! I'll sit here Waiting ALL NIGHT... Yeah, I'll Be Quick to THROW A RIGHT!!!
You'll get DECAPITATED like a FUCKIN' GUILLOTINE, or maybe SPRAYED-UP by the SUB-MACHINE! I Fight My OWN BATTLES, but my DAWGS got my BACK! So you could get yo Head RATTLED, when we go on the ATTACK! My Homie RICH alone could drop about 7 GUYS! Cut'em Down to SIZE! Yeah The Eco DESPISE Yo FUCKED-UP LIES! No ALIBI's!, I'm Strokin' THIGHS and Pokin' EYES, and SMOKIN' GUYS! I Got Another Guy, DEREK who'll give you Somethin' to STARE AT! He'll SNAP you like A CARROT! While I RHYME LIKE A PARROT!

Allow me to VENT, I be sleeping in a TENT! The Ground is harder than CEMENT! I don't mean to sound BENT!
I get DEATH THREATS on the DAILY, But I can sing like Layne Staley! So if you wanna start a FIGHT, I'll EXPLODE like DYNAMITE!!!

I NEED A #GOTHIC VIXEN WITH PASSION AND CONVICTION, TO HELP ME KILL THIS FUCKING ADDICTION! MAN, I WISH IT WAS FICTION... BUT ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS DERELICTION... AND IT'S CAUSING SOME FRICTION, THERE WAS A TIME, I HAD THICK SKIN, YET IT'S WORN AWAY, TORN AND FRAYED, I'VE LET MY DEMONS ALL OUT-TO-PLAY, IF YOU MAY... I MUST SAY... I SEE THE WORLD IN BLEAK SHADES OF GREY SHE WIELDS BLADES ALL-DAY!
WITH HER DEVIOUS MIND, WE COULD LEAVE THIS BEHIND, AND THEN EVENTUALLY FIND, SOME TIME TO UNWIND, AND TOGETHER WE'D BIND A 'FEMME FATALE' WITH AN AXE-TO-GRIND, WHO STRIKES FEAR IN THE BLIND, IN A WORLD SO ASININE! SHE'S SO DIVINE, AND SHE HELPS ME SHINE....
I WANT A WOMAN WHO DOES HER OWN THING TO TAKE UNDER MY WING, IN A SMOOTH, SULTRY VOICE, SHE WHISPERS AND SINGS AND MIGHT SOMEHOW BRING... LIGHT TO A CAVE; I'D ENGRAVE HER A RING...
THOUGH IT'S ALL JUST A DREAM, THAT GLEAMS 'NEATH MOON-BEAMS, AS SHE SILENTLY-SCREAMS, NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS... FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS </3

Hear the Last OUTPOURINGS, Of a Spirit, ONCE SOARING, WHOSE LIFE HAS GROWN BORING, AND I'M TIRED OF JUST WHORING... AS I LAY IN BED, SNORING, UNTIL I HEAR THE DOOR RING... AT FOUR-IN-THE MORNING....
I Hide Behind HUMOR, Like an INFECTIOUS TUMOR, 'Cause IT MASKS My DEEP HURT, As I BASK in the DIRT... I Give a SUDDEN SPURT, YET IT SEEMS, I HAVE NO LIFE LEFT TO EXERT!
Masquerade Behind the TEARS of a CLOWN, Whose Smile FADES to a FROWN, AROUND TOWN, HE'S RENOWNED, AS A LEGEND IN THE UNDERGROUND... MAYBE SOON HE'LL BE FOUND, THOUGH THERE'S NO ONE AROUND, JUST THE DEAFENING SOUND, PLEASE LEAVE ME HERE, IN A BURIAL MOUND!
I DON'T WANNA LIVE THIS LIFE NO MORE, EVERYTHING, I ABHOR, DON'T WANNA WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN-STORE, GIVE ME GOTHIC GORE, FOREVER MORE, IN A WORLD I DEPLORE... I'M A LITERAL WHORE... FOUND DEAD-ON-THE-FLOOR, AND I STILL HAVEN'T REACHED THE CORE.... SO JUST SHUT THE DOOR, AND CUT THE POOR... LONELY HEART, THAT LONGS TO DEPART FROM A LIFE THAT WASN'T HIS FROM THE VERY START... I JUST FALL APART.
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DRUGS ARE LIKE A VAMPIRE, THAT WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL, SITTING BY THE FIRE, BURNING TO THE LAST COAL... ONE TIME, I HAD IT ALL, NOW, I'M IN A BLACK HOLE, YEARS OF ABUSE... GRADUALLY TAKE THEIR STEEP TOLL...
WITH SURGICAL PRECISION, THE VAMPIRE MAKES A DEEP INCISION, NOW HIS FINAL DECISION, WILL INVITE SOME DERISION, AND OBSCURE HIS VISION, HIS LIFE WILL BREAK DOWN LIKE NUCLEAR FISSION...
MY BRAIN IS CONVOLUTED, I'M INSANE; LET'S NOT DISPUTE IT, USED TO GETTING POLLUTED, IF I COULD, I'D JUST SHOOT IT, PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY TEMPLE, INSTEAD OF WATCH MY WORLD CRUMBLE, SO I JUST LISTEN TO THE TREES, AS THEY SOFTLY RUMBLE, NOW, I'M HUMBLE... BUT ISN'T IT A BIT TOO LATE, I CAPITULATE, AND GRIT THROUGH HATE, BUT IT'S A BIT TOO GREAT.... TO ARTICULATE!
I KNOW MY TIME'S NEAR, AS I THROW AWAY FEAR, EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, DISSIPATES INTO TEARS... SO WITH MY LAST DROP OF BLOOD, TAKE THE MASK OFF AND FLOOD, I'M AN EMPTY VESSEL, JUST LEFT IN THE MUD....
WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY, AND ANY SEMBLANCE OF VANITY, WASHES AWAY, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY...... ON THIS OMINOUS DAY THE COLORS BLEED THROUGH, A DOMINANT GREY... SOMETHING'S CLAWING AT ME :LIKE A BEAST THAT KEEPS PAWING THE SEA, AND LONGING TO BE, IN LOVE, ETERNALLY

From the CRADLE to the GRAVE... She's a FABLE; I'm a SLAVE... I'm TOO LOST to be SAVED... Just TOO DARK and DEPRAVED... Yeah, I'm Another DEAD SOUL, Descending in a RED HOLE.. Disappearing in the MIST, Aching to be KISSED and feel BLISS'd Now Here's Another PLOT TWIST...
We're Both HOPELESS-ROMANTICS, Who be Feeling FRANTIC, Spittin' out Words with NO SEMANTICS, Is just ONE of Our ANTICS That Puts Me in a PANIC, That could SINK the TITANIC... Has Us Feeling MANIC..
There's a VOID in my HEART That RIPS Me APART... Compels Me to DEPART... And TELLS Me Where to START, As I PLAY MY PART...
As the YEARS Slip BY, I WONDER WHY, I LONG TO DIE, LOOK IN MY EYE, AND SEE ME CRY, So I JUST GET HIGH... WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? TO HELP SEE ME THROUGH, ALL I WANTED WAS YOU, BUT THAT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO I PAINT MY WORLD IN CRIMSON AND BLUE, AND LOOK FOR A CUE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, AND I LONG TO START ANEW...
I Suppose I Have LOVED and LOST, Been SHOVED and TOSSED, AND I NOW KNOW THE COST, AS SHE SWEETLY BREATHES FROST...
I'm DESTINED to DIE ALONE, SO I CRY on the PHONE, 'CAUSE You're ALL I EVER KNOWN I CUT MY ARM TO THE BONE, AND I DO HARM TO MY OWN, TURN TO STONE... As I Sit on a MEANINGLESS THRONE, Onto Which I've Been THROWN, I DISOWN, AND REALIZE THAT I CANNOT ATONE....
RELEASE ME TO THE TIDES, TEAR MY SKIN OPEN WIDE, AS I BEGIN SUICIDE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHOM I CONFIDE IN, WITH THE STRENGTH OF POSEIDON, FEEL MY PAIN, SUBSIDING, IN THE PLACE, WHERE I'M HIDING
ALL I Really GOT Was A TASTE, NOW I'm HAUNTED BY HER FACE, WHICH I LONG TO ERASE... IN LOVE-SONGS, SHE'S ENCASED, As WE SLOW DOWN THE PACE, NEW LIFE GROWS FROM THE BASE...
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I'll BOX Your FACE, Son! And JACK-OFF In the WOUND! You'll GET REPLACED, Hun! Beat 'Til You Ballooned... FOREVER MORE... I'm Fixated on VIOLENCE and GORE! SILENCE and WHORES! Are ALL ARCHAIC AS DINOSAURS!
Something in me needs to INFLICT HARM! And MIMIC CHARM ;) My Every ACTION Seems to RAISE ALARMS....
So they THROW Me in CONFINEMENT And Hand Me an ASSIGNMENT, I Witnessed YOUR NIGHTMARE, Now. I Wonder What MINE MEANT!
And I KNOW that MANY People Might LAUGH AT THIS But The EcoManiac's a SADO-MASOCHIST! I Give PAIN and RECEIVE 'Cause it Helps to RELIEVE THE TORMENT INSIDE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!

20 COPS STORMED MY HOUSE, Wearing TACTICAL GEAR! But We ALL Hid in My DUNGEON, AND We DIDN'T Show FEAR! The ''RY-GUY' Holds Down The FORT! When There's Lines To SNORT! Impregnates Women, Then Hits 'ABORT'!
About 12 OVERDOSES Happened Under My ROOF! But When the Cops Showed Up, We Simply Called Them a 'GOOF!' Found an IP ADDRESS that We Could SPOOF! Then We Booked it out the WIndow, And Were GONE in a POOF!

The PIGS Nearly Found DRUGS, Under One of My RUGS! Our Phone-Line Was BUGGED, Yet Still EVERYONE HUGGED! They Waited OUTSIDE for like HALF AN HOUR! AND More COPS SHOWED UP with Some SNIPER POWER!

This Wasn't Even the FIRST TIME we Nearly Got RAIDED! NO WONDER I'M JADED! SHIT BE SO COMPLICATED! AM I FOREVER FATED... TO LIVE IN CRACK HOUSES... A LIFE THAT'S X-RATED?!
Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?! Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE! We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE! ‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE! ...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME! They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE! Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS! So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT! We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE.... It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION? And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR! My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR! We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR... To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND... You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND! I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?! "I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER... My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR! I Will STAB Your INTERIOR! My Music Sounds DREARIER, But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER! You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST.... And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST! I'm SMARTER than MOST OF MY PEEPS COMBINED, And Yo VERSE Just Sounds WORSE; it's like Paintings-of-the-BLIND! Yeah Homie, You'll be Quick to FiND... If You Wanna Fuck Wit MeT, Then Youll Get LEF BEHIND!..."'
The RHYME SCHEMES I EMPLOY is like DOING ACROBATICS! I Do BACK-FLIPS WIT’ MY WORDS; and keep PRISONERS in the ATTIC! I’ll Come at you with the FORCE...of a SEMI-AUTOMATIC! In My Other Hand, OF COURSE...Is A Pistol That’s PNEUMATIC! Tell Me Can you Hear the STATIC?
I Wrote this FIRE TRACK IN LESS –THAN-5-MINUTES! And That’s The TYPICAL TIME IT TAKES To Put Some GENIUS IN IT! I Kick BOMB FREESTYLES for all the AUDIOPHILES! And BEGUILE the SEXY LADIES In The PRODUCE AISLE! MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T CHANE THE DIAL! Or You’ll Be Pickin’ Up Your TEETH, UNDERNEATH a DIRT PILE! AND I’LL REFUSE TO GO TO TRIAL! When They Try to Lock Me Up, I’ll Just FLEE anotha MILE!
I’M ACCEPTING ANY AND ALL CHALLENGERS, TO RAP-BATTLE AGAINST ME! SUBMIT AN APPLICATION; AND I’LL OWN YA; WE’LL SEE! Just Know You Gonna Get A BURN In the THIRD DEGREE... So Please Await Your TURN... To Come FUCK WIT’ ME! NEXT!!!!
I Used to POP MOLLY at RAVE PARTIES, In Edmonton, Alberta, it was like a DISEASE! The Motto was "PEACE, LOVE, UNITY, RESPECT" (PLUR) And it seemed to Keep all the Violent People in-Check... People Traded RAINBOW BRACELETS at Y Afterhours CLUB, But Didn't wanna FACE IT, We were all FUCKED-UP! Most of the Women Dressed in NEON GARMENTS, But 'PLUR' was really what the Unique CHARM MEANT! We Had a SECRET HAND-SHAKE that only RAVER'S KNEW, Some Snorted KETAMINE Until They Face Turned BLUE... I Pretended I was even into DUB-STEP TOO, The Eco KNEW the RAVE SCENE THROUGH and THROUGH!
Some People Liked to Trip on the DATE-RAPE DRUG, And in the SMOKERS' PIT, Man, EVERYONE HUGGED! We Would DANCE 'TIL THE MORNING, And then DRIVE HOME, Without a WARNING YEAH, WE WERE ALWAYS STILL ROLLIN' FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, So one time My CAR SPUN OUT, when the pedal hit the FLOOR! My Vision was SHAKING from the M.D.M.A.! Shouldn't Have DROVE HOME HIGH; What else is there to SAY? Sometimes the MOLLY got LACED with HARSHER SHIT! One time It Made me TURN PSYCHO, and throw a FUCKIN' FIT; yeah LEGIT! This SHIT...Gets Hard to QUIT... ...'Cause the COME-DOWN's Always HARD, and you FEEL DEPRESSED! And on Jasper Street, I Nearly took a KNIFE to the CHEST! So I Gave the SCENE a REST, but sometimes I find I Still Look BACK, Yet I made it out ALIVE with my BRAIN IN-TACT!
People Wore GAS-MASKS and other CRAZY ITEMS! A Couple Door-Men Were PRICKS, so my boys tried to FIGHT'EM! Still the D.J.'s Had the BASS-DROPS that would ALWAYS IGNITE'EM! And the LADIES were FINE! Almost Makes you wanna BITE'EM! The STROBE LIGHTS gleamed in an UNDERGROUND CAVE, Where The Dancing took Place, To the music they a SLAVE! Then The Eco Found a Brand new Path to PAVE! BUT SOON I'LL TAKE MY NEW FRIENDS TO THEIR VERY FIRST RAVE!!!
==== I GET OFF ON PAIN! I CUT MYSELF FOR FUN! And Several of my Friends be STRAPPED wit' a GUN! I'm Livin' Life on the RUN! Said, I'll SMASH you Upside the Head wit' a 40-OUNCER! And I Don't Give a FUCK if you some 'BIG TOUGH BOUNCER!' 'The Eco' will TROUNCE YA!
So, Come At Me, BRO's! While I COMBAT These FOES! Yeah, E'erybody KNOWS... That I USED to PIMP HOES! And I Fuckin' RUN The SHOWS! I'll Fuckin' SLICE off your NOSE! And CHOP off Your TOES! Look Son, Just Ask Yo MAMA How Good She BLOWS!
March Your Ass To My CAMP-SITE!!! If you wanna HAND-TO-HAND FIGHT! I'll sit here Waiting ALL NIGHT... Yeah, I'll Be Quick to THROW A RIGHT!!!
You'll get DECAPITATED like a FUCKIN' GUILLOTINE, or maybe SPRAYED-UP by the SUB-MACHINE! I Fight My OWN BATTLES, but my DAWGS got my BACK! So you could get yo Head RATTLED, when we go on the ATTACK! My Homie RICH alone could drop about 7 GUYS! Cut'em Down to SIZE! Yeah The Eco DESPISE Yo FUCKED-UP LIES! No ALIBI's!, I'm Strokin' THIGHS and Pokin' EYES, and SMOKIN' GUYS! I Got Another Guy, DEREK who'll give you Somethin' to STARE AT! He'll SNAP you like A CARROT! While I RHYME LIKE A PARROT!

GIPHY

I NEED A #GOTHIC VIXEN WITH PASSION AND CONVICTION, TO HELP ME KILL THIS FUCKING ADDICTION! MAN, I WISH IT WAS FICTION... BUT ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS DERELICTION... AND IT'S CAUSING SOME FRICTION, THERE WAS A TIME, I HAD THICK SKIN, YET IT'S WORN AWAY, TORN AND FRAYED, I'VE LET MY DEMONS ALL OUT-TO-PLAY, IF YOU MAY... I MUST SAY... I SEE THE WORLD IN BLEAK SHADES OF GREY SHE WIELDS BLADES ALL-DAY!
WITH HER DEVIOUS MIND, WE COULD LEAVE THIS BEHIND, AND THEN EVENTUALLY FIND, SOME TIME TO UNWIND, AND TOGETHER WE'D BIND A 'FEMME FATALE' WITH AN AXE-TO-GRIND, WHO STRIKES FEAR IN THE BLIND, IN A WORLD SO ASININE! SHE'S SO DIVINE, AND SHE HELPS ME SHINE....
I WANT A WOMAN WHO DOES HER OWN THING TO TAKE UNDER MY WING, IN A SMOOTH, SULTRY VOICE, SHE WHISPERS AND SINGS AND MIGHT SOMEHOW BRING... LIGHT TO A CAVE; I'D ENGRAVE HER A RING...
THOUGH IT'S ALL JUST A DREAM, THAT GLEAMS 'NEATH MOON-BEAMS, AS SHE SILENTLY-SCREAMS, NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS... FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS </3
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Hear the Last OUTPOURINGS, Of a Spirit, ONCE SOARING, WHOSE LIFE HAS GROWN BORING, AND I'M TIRED OF JUST WHORING... AS I LAY IN BED, SNORING, UNTIL I HEAR THE DOOR RING... AT FOUR-IN-THE MORNING....
I Hide Behind HUMOR, Like an INFECTIOUS TUMOR, 'Cause IT MASKS My DEEP HURT, As I BASK in the DIRT... I Give a SUDDEN SPURT, YET IT SEEMS, I HAVE NO LIFE LEFT TO EXERT!
Masquerade Behind the TEARS of a CLOWN, Whose Smile FADES to a FROWN, AROUND TOWN, HE'S RENOWNED, AS A LEGEND IN THE UNDERGROUND... MAYBE SOON HE'LL BE FOUND, THOUGH THERE'S NO ONE AROUND, JUST THE DEAFENING SOUND, PLEASE LEAVE ME HERE, IN A BURIAL MOUND!
I DON'T WANNA LIVE THIS LIFE NO MORE, EVERYTHING, I ABHOR, DON'T WANNA WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S IN-STORE, GIVE ME GOTHIC GORE, FOREVER MORE, IN A WORLD I DEPLORE... I'M A LITERAL WHORE... FOUND DEAD-ON-THE-FLOOR, AND I STILL HAVEN'T REACHED THE CORE.... SO JUST SHUT THE DOOR, AND CUT THE POOR... LONELY HEART, THAT LONGS TO DEPART FROM A LIFE THAT WASN'T HIS FROM THE VERY START... I JUST FALL APART.
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DRUGS ARE LIKE A VAMPIRE, THAT WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL, SITTING BY THE FIRE, BURNING TO THE LAST COAL... ONE TIME, I HAD IT ALL, NOW, I'M IN A BLACK HOLE, YEARS OF ABUSE... GRADUALLY TAKE THEIR STEEP TOLL...
WITH SURGICAL PRECISION, THE VAMPIRE MAKES A DEEP INCISION, NOW HIS FINAL DECISION, WILL INVITE SOME DERISION, AND OBSCURE HIS VISION, HIS LIFE WILL BREAK DOWN LIKE NUCLEAR FISSION...
MY BRAIN IS CONVOLUTED, I'M INSANE; LET'S NOT DISPUTE IT, USED TO GETTING POLLUTED, IF I COULD, I'D JUST SHOOT IT, PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY TEMPLE, INSTEAD OF WATCH MY WORLD CRUMBLE, SO I JUST LISTEN TO THE TREES, AS THEY SOFTLY RUMBLE, NOW, I'M HUMBLE... BUT ISN'T IT A BIT TOO LATE, I CAPITULATE, AND GRIT THROUGH HATE, BUT IT'S A BIT TOO GREAT.... TO ARTICULATE!
I KNOW MY TIME'S NEAR, AS I THROW AWAY FEAR, EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, DISSIPATES INTO TEARS... SO WITH MY LAST DROP OF BLOOD, TAKE THE MASK OFF AND FLOOD, I'M AN EMPTY VESSEL, JUST LEFT IN THE MUD....
WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY, AND ANY SEMBLANCE OF VANITY, WASHES AWAY, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY...... ON THIS OMINOUS DAY THE COLORS BLEED THROUGH, A DOMINANT GREY... SOMETHING'S CLAWING AT ME :LIKE A BEAST THAT KEEPS PAWING THE SEA, AND LONGING TO BE, IN LOVE, ETERNALLY
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From the CRADLE to the GRAVE... She's a FABLE; I'm a SLAVE... I'm TOO LOST to be SAVED... Just TOO DARK and DEPRAVED... Yeah, I'm Another DEAD SOUL, Descending in a RED HOLE.. Disappearing in the MIST, Aching to be KISSED and feel BLISS'd Now Here's Another PLOT TWIST...
We're Both HOPELESS-ROMANTICS, Who be Feeling FRANTIC, Spittin' out Words with NO SEMANTICS, Is just ONE of Our ANTICS That Puts Me in a PANIC, That could SINK the TITANIC... Has Us Feeling MANIC..
There's a VOID in my HEART That RIPS Me APART... Compels Me to DEPART... And TELLS Me Where to START, As I PLAY MY PART...
As the YEARS Slip BY, I WONDER WHY, I LONG TO DIE, LOOK IN MY EYE, AND SEE ME CRY, So I JUST GET HIGH... WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? TO HELP SEE ME THROUGH, ALL I WANTED WAS YOU, BUT THAT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO I PAINT MY WORLD IN CRIMSON AND BLUE, AND LOOK FOR A CUE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, AND I LONG TO START ANEW...
I Suppose I Have LOVED and LOST, Been SHOVED and TOSSED, AND I NOW KNOW THE COST, AS SHE SWEETLY BREATHES FROST...
I'm DESTINED to DIE ALONE, SO I CRY on the PHONE, 'CAUSE You're ALL I EVER KNOWN I CUT MY ARM TO THE BONE, AND I DO HARM TO MY OWN, TURN TO STONE... As I Sit on a MEANINGLESS THRONE, Onto Which I've Been THROWN, I DISOWN, AND REALIZE THAT I CANNOT ATONE....
RELEASE ME TO THE TIDES, TEAR MY SKIN OPEN WIDE, AS I BEGIN SUICIDE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHOM I CONFIDE IN, WITH THE STRENGTH OF POSEIDON, FEEL MY PAIN, SUBSIDING, IN THE PLACE, WHERE I'M HIDING
ALL I Really GOT Was A TASTE, NOW I'm HAUNTED BY HER FACE, WHICH I LONG TO ERASE... IN LOVE-SONGS, SHE'S ENCASED, As WE SLOW DOWN THE PACE, NEW LIFE GROWS FROM THE BASE...
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I'll BOX Your FACE, Son! And JACK-OFF In the WOUND! You'll GET REPLACED, Hun! Beat 'Til You Ballooned... FOREVER MORE... I'm Fixated on VIOLENCE and GORE! SILENCE and WHORES! Are ALL ARCHAIC AS DINOSAURS!
Something in me needs to INFLICT HARM! And MIMIC CHARM ;) My Every ACTION Seems to RAISE ALARMS....
So they THROW Me in CONFINEMENT And Hand Me an ASSIGNMENT, I Witnessed YOUR NIGHTMARE, Now. I Wonder What MINE MEANT!
And I KNOW that MANY People Might LAUGH AT THIS But The EcoManiac's a SADO-MASOCHIST! I Give PAIN and RECEIVE 'Cause it Helps to RELIEVE THE TORMENT INSIDE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!
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*TRUE STORIES FROM BRADFORD STREET* 20 COPS STORMED MY HOUSE, Wearing TACTICAL GEAR! But We ALL Hid in My DUNGEON, AND We DIDN'T Show FEAR! The ''RY-GUY' Holds Down The FORT! When There's Lines To SNORT! Impregnates Women, Then Hits 'ABORT'!
About 12 OVERDOSES Happened Under My ROOF! But When the Cops Showed Up, We Simply Called Them a 'GOOF!' Found an IP ADDRESS that We Could SPOOF! Then We Booked it out the WIndow, And Were GONE in a POOF!
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You take my BARS for JOKES?! Homie, you're gonna get SMOKED! I'll give your Bitch an ORGASM! Then Beat you til you SPASM!
#BARRIE #POLICE get a HARD-ON from the CAVITY SEARCH! Or Sitting at a DESK, Like a PARROT on a PERCH! SARGENT SCUM is on-the-Job, Drinkin' RUM! If You HIDING DOPE, he'll stick his Fingers up your BUM! They sit in the Car On tha Tax-Payer's DOLLAR! And try to Act Hard Like some kind of BALLER!

I'm the WHITE MAKAVELLI! I Kick Rhymes Wit' My CELLIE! I Just SNORTED a WELLIE! And I Hold Down the TELLY!

Had a couple Beers on a Friday Night Then the Neighbor's Chirped-Off, Looking For A Fight Then the Pigs showed up, flashing siren Lights And Tried to jump me, But I connect with a Right!
But then 3 more Pigs arrived on the scene And needless to say, I was smoking the Green They started getting mean, and causing a scene So I spat in their face, my judgement was keen
But they slammed me to the floor Started beating on me more And screamed 'Stop Resisting!' I knew what was in-store They whipped out a Taser From out they belt And Zapped my Fuckin' Chest Til my bones nearly melt They Beat me til I'm bruised And left a fat welt
Then they slammed my head against The Cruiser door And threw me in the car, While they talked shit more... I never got to make it To tha Liquor Store To reload on Jim Beam, Before the Pigs act a Whore...
While I was bleeding on the Ground I couldn't help but look around And hear the Pigs taking Statements While I begged for an Abatement To the Beating they rained down Upon my head The Officers Ain't happy Til they see a player dead!

Sometimes I watch Porn; Sometimes I watch Sci-Fi Sometimes I like to Hack Into the Neighbor's Wi-Fi Log Onto their Router And I Steal Their Connection So I can Browse For Free In the Triple-X Section Givin' The Eco An Erection With No Chance for Rejection I'm 2Pac's Resurrection!
I've DROPPED GUYS... Nearly TWICE My Size! Got All of Yo WIVES... Exposin' They THIGHS! The RY-GUY's the King of ALIBI'S! Whose BARS have been KNOWN to HYPNOTIZE!!
I'm just making shit up off the top of my HEAD! But if you FUCK with ME, I'll have you Left for DEAD! In a Pool full of RED! BITCH, you Heard what I SAID! Now Go BAKE me some BREAD!!!
I"ll LOCK you in my DUNGEON! Cover you wit' GRUNGE, AND... CRIMINAL RECORDS, I'm EXPUNGIN' Clean up the Blood Wit' A SPONGE, AND... Take a Hot Poker to Your FLESH... Ensure the Wounds Are FRESH... As we Crossin' the THRESH' And Smokin' a SESH, Wit' a PAKI Named 'GAMESH'!

Got An Army of HATERS tryin' ta take me down They don't wanna see me crowned 'King of the Underground' As i resound... Wit' a LEGION of Alienated YOUTH Who cant help but spread TRUTH From the Vocal BOOTH!
Anonymous Hackers Stealth Attackers Tackle motherfuckers like the Green Bay Packers Soon comin' at ya The Story gets whacker An NSA-Tracker Is on ya back!
Freedom Fighters Crowd Delighters Corporate Crooks be within our sight or Anyone fuckin' with our Great Mother Earth Been lobbyin' for love since the day of our Birth Put corrupt politicians in a figurative Hearse If you're thinkin' we're through, bro, it gets a lot worse!
Expect, to meet us, and greet us, Death-Eaters Police the Dark Web, bitch you think you can beat us!? Civil disobedience, crossing all the Medians Empowering the masses, as we kick Corporate Asses Lads and Lasses, Let's go nuts on these Fascists!
Rise Up! Rise Up! Said Open Your Fuckin' Eyes Up! Right Now!
Your resident Nut-Job is up on the scene Sewing dissent like Rage Against The Machine 'Til Assange is Free You'll be hearing from Me And other Masked Avengers on a Liberating Spree From Madrid to Tokyo Ibiza and Back Our Freedom of Speech Is under attack! Rise up and unite Please don't give up the Fight If we're Jailed The Details Will be sent in the Mail Now I'm through tellin' You What We're Plannin' to Do! Motherfucker!!!

Freestyle of a 'Paper-Chaser' Please pass me the Mic, Or I’m gonna drive a Spike, Through yo’ Neck, Show Respect, Or there’s gonna be a Fight ‘Cause I’m White, Rappers rip me like Every single night But my rockin’ rhythm’s Tight And I Fire in Plain-sight On any motherfucker trynna show me what’s Right....
Bank Tellers Fear me All because I’m clearly Gonna stick’em up Take the money they love Dearly Beer me! I got raps for decades That’ll put you in ‘Checkmate’ And a mean Pimp-Slap That’ll put you in a Neck-Brace!

"EVERYBODY HIT THE GROUND! AND DON'T MAKE A SOUND! TAKE THE MONEY OUT THE DRAWER, AND THE LOST & FOUND! TELL THE BANK C-E-O That I'm taking ALL His DOUGH! Code Black Is In-Effect It's the E-C-O!!! ,,,,,,
'Cause I don't Fuck around Please Understand Everybody DUCK DOWN! Is my first Command As I bust into the bank! Wit' a Glock and a Shank And start Rockin' a tank Of Explosives...
Empty out tha Safe If you wanna stay safe I just busted outta Jail And my heart's startin' to race! So don't be lookin' in ma face As I case through tha place!
I'm takin' every DOLLA! If I hear someone HOLLA, I bust a CLIP in his HIP as i OUTSTRIP the police... Maybe It'll learn'em to go fuckin' wit' me!!!!


~~~{{{¥}}}~~~ From the Break of DAWN, My Good Friend SHEVON ? Likes to RUN this Town, With her Sleek ? DRESS ON! She the Life-of-the-Party, Also Known as a BOSS! But She'll HELP you Out, Whenever You Get LOST!
She's All about her DOUGH ? Lets her Red Hair FLOW! And REAL Playaz KNOW, She da ⭐️ STAR ⭐️ of the SHOW!
She Sleep ? wit' a KNIFE! Been ?BALLIN' All her LIFE! Her MOOD Change Like Tha WEATHER! But She Hold it TOGETHER! And With the Way that she MOVE, She as Light As A FEATHER!
She'll Fuckin' BREAK Your NECK! ? If You Don't Show RESPECT ✊ And HATERS Gonna Get CHECKED! If they Insult her INTELLECT! Y'all Don't Wanna Be Around, When SHEVON ?♀️ gets MOODY! And I Guess it DON'T HURT, That She's Got a CUTE BOOTY! ?


I'm the WHITE MAKAVELLI! I Kick Rhymes Wit' My CELLIE! I Just SNORTED a WELLIE! And I Hold Down the TELLY!

Had a couple Beers on a Friday Night Then the Neighbor's Chirped-Off, Looking For A Fight Then the Pigs showed up, flashing siren Lights And Tried to jump me, But I connect with a Right!
But then 3 more Pigs arrived on the scene And needless to say, I was smoking the Green They started getting mean, and causing a scene So I spat in their face, my judgement was keen
But they slammed me to the floor Started beating on me more And screamed 'Stop Resisting!' I knew what was in-store They whipped out a Taser From out they belt And Zapped my Fuckin' Chest Til my bones nearly melt They Beat me til I'm bruised And left a fat welt
Then they slammed my head against The Cruiser door And threw me in the car, While they talked shit more... I never got to make it To tha Liquor Store To reload on Jim Beam, Before the Pigs act a Whore...
While I was bleeding on the Ground I couldn't help but look around And hear the Pigs taking Statements While I begged for an Abatement To the Beating they rained down Upon my head The Officers Ain't happy Til they see a player dead!

Sometimes I watch Porn; Sometimes I watch Sci-Fi Sometimes I like to Hack Into the Neighbor's Wi-Fi Log Onto their Router And I Steal Their Connection So I can Browse For Free In the Triple-X Section Givin' The Eco An Erection With No Chance for Rejection I'm 2Pac's Resurrection!
I've DROPPED GUYS... Nearly TWICE My Size! Got All of Yo WIVES... Exposin' They THIGHS! The RY-GUY's the King of ALIBI'S! Whose BARS have been KNOWN to HYPNOTIZE!!
I'm just making shit up off the top of my HEAD! But if you FUCK with ME, I'll have you Left for DEAD! In a Pool full of RED! BITCH, you Heard what I SAID! Now Go BAKE me some BREAD!!!
I"ll LOCK you in my DUNGEON! Cover you wit' GRUNGE, AND... CRIMINAL RECORDS, I'm EXPUNGIN' Clean up the Blood Wit' A SPONGE, AND... Take a Hot Poker to Your FLESH... Ensure the Wounds Are FRESH... As we Crossin' the THRESH' And Smokin' a SESH, Wit' a PAKI Named 'GAMESH'!

Got An Army of HATERS tryin' ta take me down They don't wanna see me crowned 'King of the Underground' As i resound... Wit' a LEGION of Alienated YOUTH Who cant help but spread TRUTH From the Vocal BOOTH!
Anonymous Hackers Stealth Attackers Tackle motherfuckers like the Green Bay Packers Soon comin' at ya The Story gets whacker An NSA-Tracker Is on ya back!
Freedom Fighters Crowd Delighters Corporate Crooks be within our sight or Anyone fuckin' with our Great Mother Earth Been lobbyin' for love since the day of our Birth Put corrupt politicians in a figurative Hearse If you're thinkin' we're through, bro, it gets a lot worse!
Expect, to meet us, and greet us, Death-Eaters Police the Dark Web, bitch you think you can beat us!? Civil disobedience, crossing all the Medians Empowering the masses, as we kick Corporate Asses Lads and Lasses, Let's go nuts on these Fascists!
Rise Up! Rise Up! Said Open Your Fuckin' Eyes Up! Right Now!
Your resident Nut-Job is up on the scene Sewing dissent like Rage Against The Machine 'Til Assange is Free You'll be hearing from Me And other Masked Avengers on a Liberating Spree From Madrid to Tokyo Ibiza and Back Our Freedom of Speech Is under attack! Rise up and unite Please don't give up the Fight If we're Jailed The Details Will be sent in the Mail Now I'm through tellin' You What We're Plannin' to Do! Motherfucker!!!

Freestyle of a 'Paper-Chaser' Please pass me the Mic, Or I’m gonna drive a Spike, Through yo’ Neck, Show Respect, Or there’s gonna be a Fight ‘Cause I’m White, Rappers rip me like Every single night But my rockin’ rhythm’s Tight And I Fire in Plain-sight On any motherfucker trynna show me what’s Right....
Bank Tellers Fear me All because I’m clearly Gonna stick’em up Take the money they love Dearly Beer me! I got raps for decades That’ll put you in ‘Checkmate’ And a mean Pimp-Slap That’ll put you in a Neck-Brace!

"EVERYBODY HIT THE GROUND! AND DON'T MAKE A SOUND! TAKE THE MONEY OUT THE DRAWER, AND THE LOST & FOUND! TELL THE BANK C-E-O That I'm taking ALL His DOUGH! Code Black Is In-Effect It's the E-C-O!!! ,,,,,,
'Cause I don't Fuck around Please Understand Everybody DUCK DOWN! Is my first Command As I bust into the bank! Wit' a Glock and a Shank And start Rockin' a tank Of Explosives...
Empty out tha Safe If you wanna stay safe I just busted outta Jail And my heart's startin' to race! So don't be lookin' in ma face As I case through tha place!
I'm takin' every DOLLA! If I hear someone HOLLA, I bust a CLIP in his HIP as i OUTSTRIP the police... Maybe It'll learn'em to go fuckin' wit' me!!!!


~~~{{{¥}}}~~~ From the Break of DAWN, My Good Friend SHEVON ? Likes to RUN this Town, With her Sleek ? DRESS ON! She the Life-of-the-Party, Also Known as a BOSS! But She'll HELP you Out, Whenever You Get LOST!
She's All about her DOUGH ? Lets her Red Hair FLOW! And REAL Playaz KNOW, She da ⭐️ STAR ⭐️ of the SHOW!
She Sleep ? wit' a KNIFE! Been ?BALLIN' All her LIFE! Her MOOD Change Like Tha WEATHER! But She Hold it TOGETHER! And With the Way that she MOVE, She as Light As A FEATHER!
She'll Fuckin' BREAK Your NECK! ? If You Don't Show RESPECT ✊ And HATERS Gonna Get CHECKED! If they Insult her INTELLECT! Y'all Don't Wanna Be Around, When SHEVON ?♀️ gets MOODY! And I Guess it DON'T HURT, That She's Got a CUTE BOOTY! ?

Tryin' To Bust Rhymes At the College Rez, But I'd like to see 2 girls goin' all-out Lez, You Know I Pimp Myself Out On the Weekends Should know better than to ever fuck with Me, Friends! 'Cause I Know How to BREAK BONES While I Fiend And JONES! So If you wanna talk shit, Go 'head and Cast Yo' Stones!
I'll have you pickin' up your teeth off the Side-walk I Know you're probably SICK of my Crazy HOMICIDE TALK! But I was Raised in a BARN, While the Cats Chased YARN, And then I Moved to the CITY, Where I Learned to Write WITTY! And If the Girls Are PRETTY, The Ry-Guy Grabs on they TITTIES!
We pass the METH Pipe Around, And pick Crack Crumbs off tha Ground Yeah, You'll Forever Hear the Sound, of The Eco Resound! And When they lower your Coffin into the DIRT Maybe then you'll feel My HURT! I Make the BITCHES SQUIRT, In My Ketchup-Stained SHIRT!

When someone Fucks with Me... I ruin they Lives and Fuck their Wives Bitches, I come at'em wit Knives Leave'em Barely Alive Aching to Survive and to thrive While I'm Dancing and doing a Jive.... Homie, You're In My Bee-Hive! I'm an MMA-Fighter Flow Hotter than a Lighter Yeah, I'm a Crowd-Igniter Fuckin' SMASH you with a RIght or I got My Own Bitches But Your Mom is Tighter ;) My Crack Pipe Sizzles As My Energy Fizzles I'm the Son of the Devil Homie, Get on My Level As I'm Looking Disheveled I'll Hit you wit a Sharp Shovel I'm the Krack House King Playa, Get in the Ring Hear the Eco Sing And Watch Asses Swing... I'm Sadistic, Psychotic Controlled, Chaotic Dabble In Masochism Too All My Victims Bleed Blue Y'all Know that It's True This One Is For You ;) Dead Demons Daftly Dance Tied Tediously Through My Insidious Crew Stands Softly on the Side-lines Eco Side-Winds And Mind-Binds I am Now A Part Of You.... I'm Schooled In Forensics I won't Leave A Fibre When I Catch And Kill You For Wearing a Wire I'll Watch You Expire Situation is Dire My Fixation With Fire Fuckin' With Arson I'll Steal Your Car, Son... I'm a Scandalous Vandal Y'all Can't Hold A Candle To this Clown Who's Found Around Town Wearing Socks in Sandals I'll Single Handedly-Dismantle And Box you wit a Broom Handle!!!
I was just Out Walking By the Pizza Pizza, When I Met a Working Girl, And Said 'Nice to Meet Ya!' I Was Lookin' for DOPE & Saw a Beacon of Hope Yeah, I'm Still New 2 da Pimpin', But I'm Learnin' tha Ropes! I took her Back 2 My Place, Had her Clean it Top 2 Bottom, When it Comes To Finessin', Homie, you KNOW that I Got'em She Was Lookin' for A Partner So I Made A Proposal Then We Threw Some Stray Needles In my Safe Disposal I've Ran 4 CRACK-HOUSES, Now I'm In the Pimpin' Game, But When it Comes to Earnin' Cheddar, Dawg, It's All Da Same
Got Ladies Selling They Ass & Payin' Me Cash I'm still New 2 Da Pimpin, but I Learn the Game Fast! I Supply'em wit' Condoms, and 'Run tha Phone' & When My Girls Get FRISKY, I Give'em the Bone... I Put They Ads Online, Take Photos to Make'em look Fine Everybody Got they Method, but I'm Tellin' You Mine! My Girls Conduct Calls Out My Spare Bedroom When It's time To Get Money, Yeah They Rush & Zoom Yeah, I'm A PUNK ROCK PIMP Have you Blown Up Like A Blimp... I Keep'em High As Fuck! And Eager to Suck!

'A BONA FIDE SUICIDE NOTE' Sold all of my shit And I nearly got hit More than two times But let's keep it legit
Lost all of my friends And I'm hooked on the ends Where I end up depends On tha dollar and cents
And I'm broke as I smoke And startin' to choke My nose filled with coke Since the day I first spoke
No Support from my peers As I'm drenched in these tears I killed so many beers Over these fucked-up years
I wanna drive a knife through my heart I was sick of this Life from the start Yeah I'm so sick of falling apart Every bitch that I meet with we SOON Part
Because Women got no patience When it comes to addiction They want yo ass clean And that ain't no fiction It's been 6 weeks Since my Dick's felt Friction ...Since My Dick's felt Friction...
So I put a plastic bag over my head And hope that someone walk in and find me dead With my mouth spillin' Red And a letter that Said I BLAME EVERY WOMAN THAT's BEEN IN MY BED!’

xXx ~~~ xXx

xXx ~~~ xXx Some GOOF made a MISTAKE! I'll Expose them as a FAKE! 'Cayenne Ryan' will Plunge them, To the Bottom of the LAKE! They Goin' Feel My EARTHQUAKE!
You see, they FUCKED with my FAM! They Face is Gonna Get SLAMMED! Yeah, I'ma Put'em to SLEEP, We Talkin' 6-FEET-DEEP!!
You'll See this Fucker on the NEWS, His Mom Cryin' the BLUES... I'll take his Wallet & SHOES! I've got Nothing to LOSE!
Yeah, I'ma Put him in his PLACE... Take a HAMMER to His FACE!! See how Quick he's ERASED Down the Street, He'll get CHASED!!!
Blood is Thicker than WATER... So I'm Ready 2 SLAUGHTER!! Now as I Brandish this KNIFE, I'll Put an END 2 His LIFE!!!
He Raised his Hands to a WOMAN! And he Abused Some KIDS... So I'ma SLICE & DICE... And Bro, I'm Gonna Take VID'S!!!
And I'll Probably Get SNIPED, For the Shit that I've Typed!!! I don't Understand the HYPE! Still I Clutch My Crack-PIPE!!"
xXx Cayenne Ryan xXx
An OVERDOSE Scared Me STRAIGHT! I'm Off 2 REHAB, CAN'T WAIT... Please Refrain From the Urge.... To Talk SHIT Or PLAYA-HATE!!!
Soon, I'm off to Get CLEAN! Try to Keep it SERENE! Find Inner Peace... If Ya Know What I MEAN!!!
Yeah, I'm FINISHED With The DRUG LIFE! Tryin' to Find a THUG WIFE! To Help Me Pull SCAMS, And Give $Money$ To My FAMS! You Know I Used to Smoke GRAMS! And I Ain't Talkin' Bout WEED ;) But Now A 12-STEP-PROGRAM'S What I Really NEED! Friends Want Me To SUCCEED! Hear My Emotions As They BLEED! Off to REHAB Soon, Done With DOPE & GREED!
I'll Prove My HATERS WRONG, Through My Actions and SONGS! I Will Regain My Health... I Know It Won't Be LONG!
An OVERDOSE Scared Me STRAIGHT! I'm Off 2 REHAB, CAN'T WAIT... Please Refrain From the Urge.... To Talk SHIT Or PLAYA-HATE!!!

C'est FINIS!
Thanks 4 Cummin' Out!


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TL;DR:

Eco is gay and thinks people want to read his shitty raps.