Topic: somewhere in BETWIXT this SNAP of FAME, The Ry-Guy's Truly FIXED on This RAPPING GAME!

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,044

somewhere in BETWIXT this SNAP of FAME,
The Ry-Guy's Truly FIXED on This RAPPING GAME!
JAY-Z said he 'CAN'T LEAVE RAP ALONE; THE GAME NEEDS (HIM);"
WELL I'VE GOT SOME HATERS; SO I'MA GO FEED;EM!
YEAH I'LL BLEED'EM, EXCEED'EM,
CAUSE, BITCH...I DON'T NEED'EM!

Now I AIN'T EVER RAISED A HAND TO NO FEMALES!
BUT I GOT A MASTER-PLAN; AND HERE ARE THE DETAILS:
I'll Send One of MY CHICK FRIENDS to Come and PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK....IF YOU DON'T SHOW RESPECT...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET WRECKED...HAVE YOUR ATTITUDE CHECKED!!!

MY GIRLS WILL GET YOU ON-THE-GROUND,
AND THEN THEY START TO POUND,
ON YOUR OPTIC NERVE, YOUR SCREAMS ECHO AND RESOUND!
YOU GONNA GET SERVED; NOW JUST LET ME EXPOUND!!
Don't take me for PERV; I'll build your BURIAL MOUND!

I GOT A COUPLE LOYAL CHICKS THAT WANT THE RY-GUY'S DICK!
'CAUSE THOSE CLITS, HE CAN FLICK!
AND HE LIKES HIS GIRLS THICK;
TALK HUNNIES INTO BED LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!

So NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE GIRLS DO MY DIRTY WORK,
SO IF YOU WANNA BEAK-OFF...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET HURT!
I'LL HAVE THEM TAKE YOUR BALLS AND STUFF THEM IN-THE-DIRT;
AND THEM COME HOME TO ME, AND RAISE THEY FUCKIN' SKIRT!

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Autist !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,026,471

Your raps are crap. Please stop.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,474

They Threw Me in The CRUISER,
Banged My Head Against The ROOF!
Then The RY-GUY Left A BRUISER,
And He Called The Cops A 'GOOF!'
Steal Your DRIVER'S LICENSE...
Your #IDENTITY, I SPOOF!
AND HAVE YOU BOOTED. IN-THE-FACE...
WIT' A CAMELS' HOOF!

PIG POLICE PACK A TASER!
I'm an AUDIENCE-AMAZER!
I'll ZAP YOU WIT' A LASER,
AND SLASH YOU WIT' A RAZOR,
Kelsey Grammar PLAYS Frasier!

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,477

@1,026,471 (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)

> Your raps are crap. Please stop.

That's like asking MICHAELANGELO NOT TO PAINT OR BEETHOVEN NOT TO PLAY THE PIANO...

MY RAPS R TOO BOSS 4 U 2 -HANDLE!!!
Don't make ME DISMANTLE,
Singe your face wit' a CANDLE...
I'm s SCANDALOUS VANDAL....
And BOX YOU IN THE FACE, WIT A BROKEN BROOM HANDLE!!!

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Autist !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,481

@previous (Eco)
Your raps have too much violence the same as other rappers. Have you considered making niche raps about brushing your teeth or taking out the bins? It's never been done before and you could be a trend setter! I believe in you.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,485

@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
I agree. They're all just him bragging about sex and violence, or sometimes drugs. Would love something more original. Maybe Eco could rap about a shopping trip. Something relatable.

Autist !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,496

With my dentist I have no GRIEF.
Because I always brush my TEETH.
Twice a day I FLOSS.
My teeth shine like a BOSS.
The dentist won't be DRILLING.
No cavities so need no FILLING.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,527

It Isn't That hard for Me to HACK Your COMPUTER,
Download Some #PORN, Fuckin' WHACK it to some COOTER!
Yeah the RY-GUY Goin' SHOOT HER AND EXECUTE'ER...
I'LL BOMB THE HEAD OFFICE OF Thomson Reuters !!!
It Isn't that Hard to Install a KEY-LOGGING PROGRAM!
To STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, WHILE WE HIT YOU WIT' A SLOW JAM!
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, FAM!
I'm SNORTING SOME BLOW, WHAM!

I DO MOST OF MY #HACKING UNDER THE #ANONYMOUS BANNER!
HEAR THEIR OMINOUS #SLANDER!
Nah, The Eco Won't GROVEL or PANDER;
I AM THE COMMANDER!

Sometimes I even PhotoShop FAKE I.D.'s!
Like I Got a DISEASE!
I'll bring your Norton AntiVirus Software...
To its FUCKIN' KNEES!
Bitch, PLEASE!

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,538

Come at me, BRO's!
While I COMBAT These FOE's!
Yeah, Everybody KNOWS,
That I Used to Pimp HOE's!
And I fuckin' RUN The SHOWS!
I'll slice off your NOSE And Chop off your TOES!

If you're feeling OFFENDED or like I CONDESCENDED,
MY PLAN'S NOW AMENDED ;I'LL LEAVE YOU SUSPENDED...
On top of a BUILDING,
'CAUSE I'm KNOWN 2 KILL THINGS!
I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE ROOF!
AND SPIT ON YOU GOOF! YOU'LL BE GONE IN A POOF!

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,548

These Days, I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MACK-ELEVEN!
2PAC GOT ME WONDERING IF THERE'S A GHETTO IN HEAVEN!
I COULD CUT YOUR REP UP WITH AN EPIC DISS TRACK!
IF YOU WANNA ACT TOUGH, THEN I GO ON THE ATTACK!
I COULD SHATTER YOUR WORLD, MAKE IT ALL FADE TO BLACK...
OF YOU INSIST ON LIPPING-OFF...TO THE ECOMANIAC!!!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,564

@previous (Eco)

> These Days, I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MACK-ELEVEN!
> 2PAC GOT ME WONDERING IF THERE'S A GHETTO IN HEAVEN!
> I COULD CUT YOUR REP UP WITH AN EPIC DISS TRACK!
> IF YOU WANNA ACT TOUGH, THEN I GO ON THE ATTACK!
> I COULD SHATTER YOUR WORLD, MAKE IT ALL FADE TO BLACK...
> OF YOU INSIST ON LIPPING-OFF...TO THE ECOMANIAC!!!

Does this include child abusers and woman beaters in the Barrie Ontario area?

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,568

I Could Rain Down The FORCES of the GODS on your HEAD!
Have you CURSED, then DISPERSED, and leaving in a HEARSE!
Yeah, with the Strength of POSEIDON,
I'LL EXPOSE WHAT YOU HIDIN';
IF YOU don't FEEL LIKE CONFIDIN'...
WELL DAWG I BE HOMICIDIN'!!!
WITH THE BOLDNESS OF THOR,
I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHORE!

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,628

I Could Make you have NEUROLOGICAL BREAK-DOWN!WN!
I GOT METHODS I USE, WHEN I WANNA INDUCE...
A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL SHAKE-DOWN!
START PUMPIN' THE BRAKES NOW!
I'MA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE; WOW!
MY STYLE PSYCHOSOMATIC, and IDIOSYNCRATIC!
EVEN GOT HATERS ECSTATIC; THEY WIVES LOCKED IN-THE-ATTIC!

I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN UNTIL YOU START TO TWITCH,
AND DEPART, YOU SNITCH!
DID YOU FART, YOU BITCH?!
RIP APART THE STITCH!
GLOVE COMPARTMENT'S RICH...
AND OVERFLOWING WITH LOOT!
WHILE YOUR BITCH LOOK CUTE...
IN HER DESIGNER SUIT,
I REFINE OR REBOOT,
SEEK THE ABSOLUTE!

Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,631

Unless you wanna get SNIPED in a DRIVEBY- SHOOTING,
you'll Watch What you TYPE; STOP your mouth from POLLUTIN'!
I've had ENOUGH of YOUR STUFF!
And Bitch I'm gonna get ROUGH!
Grab your Neck By the SCRUFF,
And Lick Your Bitch's MUFF!

See I RUN things 'Round HERE!
And it's CLEAR that you QUEER!
So pass me a BEER, and Lend me an EAR;
I'm the Man of the YEAR!

Eco (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,632

When I DROWN you in the RIVER,
Wear a FROWN, as you QUIVER,
And I ALWAYS DELIVER!
I'll SLICE You Wit' a SLIVER!
WHEN YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO BREATHE,
JUST GASPING FOR AIR,
WILL IT BE FAIR?!
YOU THINK THAT I CARE?!
I'M THERE TO IMPAIR!

THE MICROBIAL POND WILL WASH AWAY FORENSIC EVIDENCE,
GONE WITH THE ELEMENTS!
SEND YOU TO HELL; I'M BENT!
NEVER BEEN SO ELOQUENT!

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Minichan