Topic: STAB You In The SHOWER, And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED! MASSACRE FLOWERED! And The ACIDIC TASTES SOURED
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,026
I'll STAB You In The SHOWER,And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED!
Now This MASSACRE FLOWERED!
And The ACIDIC TASTE SOURED!
Yeah, I'll Creep Right Up On You Like NORMAN BATES
At My CONCERTS, Blood Flows, where The DOORMAN WAITS!
I'm a CERTIFIED Psycho ; I'm Here 2 IGNITE, YO!
I'm Comin' 2 BITE YOU! I'll SLASH YOU ; I'll FIGHT YOU!
I've GOT DYNAMITE TOO!
Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA!
I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA!
Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA!
'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala...
I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS!
So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS!
AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS!
I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!!
As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!
If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE...
YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!
Eternally, You'll BLEED!
Word 2 Those In-The-NEED!
If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED,
Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!
So With SURGICAL PRECISION
I Make A DEEP INCISION!
YOUR SCREAMS INVITE DERISION!
I'm NOT ONE FOR SUPERSTITION....
DAWG, ALL I REALLY WANT'S TO BE A RAP MUSICIAN!
THERE'S NO CONTRITION!
I HAVE MY OWN VOLITION!!!
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,026,330
I quite enjoy the recurring theme of violence in the bathroom in your raps. It shows that you don't play by society's rules. The haterz cannot escape the Ecomania even on the loo.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,331
I'll Be the DOPEST MUSICIAN of the 2020's!I Refer to My #GROUPIES as My 'RabbitHole BUNNIES'!
I'm Out To Make MONEY!
So Much It Ain't FUNNY!
Get a Taste dat PUSSY, 'Dat's SWEETER THAN HONEY!
You Know I'M FUCKING INSANE!
AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES!
#SWAGGER Pumps Through MUH VEINS!
AND A SHIT-TONNE OF #COCAINE!
Yeah I'll SNORT a BRICK!
While They SUCK MY DICK!
Yeah, They Can GUM MY DONG,
OR NUMB MY SCHLONG,
IT WON'T BE LONG,
'Til I GET CROWNED Like the Prince of Hong Kong !
I'm An AUDIENCE AMAZER!
I'll FUCKING ZAP YOU WIT' MY LASER!
#PIG #POLICE PACK A TASER!
AND @Kesley Grammar Plays Frasier !
My GUITAR HAS A PHASER!
SLASH YO NECK WIT' A RAZOR!!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,332
Not reading these crack LARP posts.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,333
@1,026,330 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)PRECISELY, AND THANKS KL!!
"In 4 Months FLAT, I'll be A FAMOUS RAPPER!
I'll SHOCK YOU IN THE COCK WIT' AN ELECTRIC ZAPPER!
WHILE YOU'RE ON THE CRAPPER!!"
~E
Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,342
Class Is In-Session!I'ma Teach Y'all A Lesson
The Subject is Pimpin'
For Those Who be guessin'
Rule One
NEVER Pay Child Support
Without Goin' to Court!
If she fuckin' other Niggaz
It Probably ain't yours!
Rule Two
Stand by your homies like Glue
And Never let a hoe come between you two
Rule Three
Always be about Tha Money
Rule Four
Don't ever go trustin' no whore
It's only gonna land yo ass Lonely & Poor!
Rule Five
Always Gotta Hustle to Survive....
Rule SIX,
Have Those Hoes SUCK OUR DICKS,
WHILE THEY TURNIN' TRICKS!
Rule SEVEN,
Always GOTTA PACK A MACK ELEVEN!
RULE 8
DON'T HATE; JUST APPRECIATE!
RULE 9
DON'T GET CAUGHT FLASHING GANG SIGNS!
RULE 10,
ALWAYS GOTTA DODGE THE PEN!
These Be The 10 PIMP COMMANDMENTS
Written By YOU-KNOW-WHO ;)
Spread Them Throughout The LAND and
SEE THEM THROUGH!
~EcoManiac
Eco (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,346
I Spit HUMONGOUS WORDS, Like 8-SYLLABLES-LONG,And Rhyme Them On-The-Spot; Work them into a SONG!
'Cause I'm an ANARCHIST PROFESSOR!
THE PRIME AGGRESSOR!
FINGER ON THE KILL-SWITCH; I'M A SYSTEM-STRESSOR!
I Defraud the Government, Large CORPORATIONS TOO!
SO I CAN SIT ON MY ASS, WRITING SICK SONGS 4 YOU!
I LIVE ON COFFEE & CRACK!
WATCH ME BLAZE & AMAZE,
HOMIE, I KNOW IT SOUNDS WHACK!
BUT Y'ALL DON'T KNOW JACK!
I'LL KICK YOU IN THE SACK...
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BLACK ! ;)
DAWG, RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!
Yeah, When THEY KICK THE BASS,
THE RY GUY RUN THE PLACE!
HE'LL ERASE YO FACE,
LEAVE YOU DISGRACED, DISPLACED,
YOUR CORPSE COVERED IN LACE...
SPRAY YO ASS WITH MACE,
AND STUFF YOU INTO A CASE!!!
I've Got HALF OF THE CHAN SITES...
Sendin' Me FAN-BITES!
TRYING to BAN WHITES!
'Cause Eco's the MAN, RIGHT?!
I've Got PARENTS PISSED...
'Bout What the KU KLUX KLAN WRITES!
Every Day I'm Known,
To Start a GODDAMN FIGHT!
Eco (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,349
I Teach DANGEROUS KNOWLEDGEAt My CRIMINAL COLLEGE!
I'm An INTERNET PHENOMENON!
Bring A BOMB To COMICON !
I've Got HALF-THE-CITY, Wonderin' Whose MOM I'M ON!
You Lookin' 4 LAUGHS, well then I'll Be Yo DRAMA PAWN!
AND NO, You Can't CON-A-CON!
I Teach People How To Ruin A Life In 5 Minutes or LESS,
And HOW 2 FINNESSE, and Get the Ladies Out-They-Dress!
I'm The BEST in the WEST; I'll Put A KNIFE Through Ya CHEST!
Eco (OP) quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,352
I'LL GET THE WHOLE #BlackBlock...To CONTROL YOUR SMACK-TALK,
AS I PULL OUT MA GLOCK!
YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK!
I GOT YO MOM 2 STALK!
AND A CROWD 2 SHOCK!
SO I SMASH A LAP-TOP,
AND HARVEST A FAT-CROP!
AND THEN STEAL A DROP-TOP!
FROM THE PO-PO'S COP-SHOP!
Eco (OP) sextuple-posted this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,353
MODS, FELLATE MY FUCKING CHODE!YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLS BLOW AND YOU AREN'T FUNNY!
Eco (OP) septuple-posted this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,362
I'll Take A CROW-BAR To The Side of Your TEMPLE,Just 2 MAKE An EXAMPLE, That I'm BROKE & DOPE-SIMPLE!
Watch, While I Make Your Whole World CRUMBLE!
As You STUMBLE and MUMBLE and PATHETICALLY-FUMBLE!!
I GRUMBLE & RUMBLE!
'CAUSE I GOT NO FOOD!
AND U GOT AN ATTITUDE,
AND DISPLAY NO GRATTITUDE!
TELL ME ISN'T THAT RUDE?!
So I'm Gonna Introduce You To BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!
Smack You UPSIDE THE HEAD, Make U Wanna Call Yo MAMA!
PLEASE, G'S....DO FORGIVE THE DRAMA!
I'll Have Your BODY DUMPED SOMEWHERE IN THE BAHAMAS!