Topic: ~~I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD!
Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #90,024
I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard!I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD!
I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE...
Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE...
I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL;
Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!
Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock!
While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK!
Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK!
While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!
I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN'
Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN'
Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY!
Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH!
TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH!
WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!
No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?!
It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE!
I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT!
You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT!
...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT!
I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!!
While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING!
Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING...
I Was HACKING and GLITCHING!
Just CRACKING and STITCHING!
DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY!
SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES!
HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES!
I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!
They're Gonna Need a RIOT SQUAD at my LIVE PERFORMANCES!
There'll Be People Getting TRAMPLED! I Don't Care What The DOOR MAN SAYS!
When I Take the STAGE; I'll Fill The Crowd Wit' RAGE!
They'll Need CROWD CONTROL when I GET LOUD AND EXTOLL!
And once I'm On-a-ROLL; The Ry-Guy's Ramblings Take Their TOLL!
It's Like Playing WHACK-A-MOLE!
I Don’t Even Know WHY I Post in This FORUM,
When NONE o’Y’ALL NIGGAZ Got NO DECORUM!
@'SYNTAX' Knows How 2 BORE'EM!
You TALK MAD SHIT; But You DON'T CONTRIBUTE!
So, I've Got 2 .22 BULLETS 2 DISTRIBUTE!
Instead of BAD-MOUTHING ME...
'An ORIGINAL G...'
Why Don't You PRODUCE SOME FRESH CONTENT,
For the M-to-the-C! (www.minichan.org)
If You Can RAP BETTER...
Than BY-ALL-FUCKING-MEANS....
Put Some Shit On 'JewTube',
For Us SHOCK-RAP FIENDS!
So I Just Boot Up Some PORN,
And I Begin 2 TUG IT!
I've Got BETTER THINGS 2 DO,
...Than Argue Wit' a 'CUNT-NUGGET!'
NEXT!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,026,323
Not reading that crack LARP post.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,324
Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA!I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA!
Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA!
'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala...
I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS!
So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS!
AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS!
I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!!
As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!
If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE...
YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!
Eternally, You'll BLEED!
Word 2 Those In-The-NEED!
If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED,
Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!
Autist !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,368
I miss Squeegee.
Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,370
I Love To Get HIGH And Look at OPTICAL ILLUSIONS!Love Seein' People DIE; I Leave TOPICAL CONTUSIONS!
I Don't PUMP OIL, NAH I AIN'T FEELIN' EXTRUSIONS!
But Donald J. Trump was Involved In #Russian COLLUSIONS!
So We Sit Here And HACK!
While The Ry-Guy Smokes CRACK!
DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY!
SO WE CAN LOOK AT SOME TITTIES!
Anonymous HAS A NEW TROLLING COMMITTEE!
I'M A 'CRACKER' WHO'S GRITTY!
NOT JUST A 'SCRIPT KIDDIE',
WHO LISTENS TO 'FITTY!'
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