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Topic: Should I steal from my employer?

Beans !LTFz7MLgfc started this discussion 6 years ago #89,979

They probably wouldn't notice.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,025,713

no reason not to

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,714

may as well

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,716

If you don't get caught sure.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,718

No. You shouldn't do that. :/

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,720

If you think you can get by with it by all means take what's not yours! The easiest way to get money!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,721

A thief is a piece of garbage.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,722

whats the job and what/how would you steal

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,723

> Should I steal from my employer?

No because in the end it only hurts your own potential and income.

q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,725

@1,025,720 (F)
basically how our late stage economic system works.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,727

@1,025,723 (I)
Only idiots don't understand this. Go ahead, steal. I hope you get caught.

Beans !LTFz7MLgfc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,765

Externally hosted image@1,025,722 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> whats the job and what/how would you steal

I work in a warehouse and i would steal food

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,767

@previous (Beans !LTFz7MLgfc)
probs a lot of cameras

Idea Anon replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,768

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's not theft, IF the items have past due dates on them.

Vishnu "Curry" Singh joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,769

Oh, bad karma. Very bad karma!

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,814

Yes. Always.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,816

For example, I have stolen several paper clips from work and never got caught.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,818

@1,025,765 (Beans !LTFz7MLgfc)

> > whats the job and what/how would you steal
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> I work in a warehouse and i would steal food

Lol at my last job we had a snack shack thing similar to the thing in your picture and I would just take stuff and write my name down on an iou list and just pay a little bit off here and there, it’s like legal stealing and as long as you string along your payments you never end up paying full price for anything

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,856

@previous (N)
That sounds like socialism sort of

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,861

@previous (G)
bernie actually recommends it in one of his books

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,230

I used to work at a place that had a small cafeteria. I'd go in, get a styrofoam tray with folding lid and put what food I wanted in it, then go to the register to pay. All they did was get an ink pen and write "paid" and the date on top of the container.

I finally started taking my ink pen in there with me, get what I want, write paid and the date, and out the door I went.

Never got caught.
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