Topic: *Was Petting This Cute, Little CAT, 'MIDETTE' When CLAIRE-BEAR Handed Me a CIGARETTE; Police Came...

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #89,976

I Was Petting this Cute, Little CAT, 'MIDETTE!'
...When The @CLAIRE-BEAR Leaned Over, And Gave Me A CIGARETTE;
Later, 'PIG #POLICE' Came; Issued Me a MISDEMEANOR!
I Said, "RESPECT, YOUR ELDERS, BITCH! The Eco's 10 Years-Your-SENIOR!!!
I Ain't Tryin' To Be MEAN, SIR...But Y'all Makin' Me NERVOUS!!
CLAIRE Gave a 'MIDDLE-FINGER-SALUTE' To Tha @Barrie Police Service!!!
Eco Hopes That Them PUNKS Have Achieved Their PURPOSE...
With CLAIRE as My WITNESS; They Case is Practically WORTHLESS!

~E

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,025,682

A Bouvier 'til her wedding day
Shots rang out, the police came

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,683

You did not call the cops a bitch. Your stories are lame and boring, just like your mom.

Eco (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,684

...Later On That DAY,
Eco's CREW Came 2 PLAY...
I Was A Little Dejected,
That MIDETTE RAN AWAY!!
I TOLD'EM; TRIED 2 SCOLD'EM...
'Bout The PIGS' BEHAVIOR...
...And CLAIRE said to Eco...
"You My MOTHAFUCKIN' SAVIOR!
Eco; You've Done More for #AnimalRights Then @Francis Xavier!"
...And Then She JUMPED-MUH-BONES;
So Haters, HOLD-THE-PHONES!!!
But Eco Started 2 JONES,
For Some #CrackCocaine STONES;
So He Left Her ALONE...

</3

(SAGA TO BE CONTINUED!)

Eco (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,685

@1,025,683 (C)

> You did not call the cops a bitch. Your stories are lame and boring, just like your mom.

...UGH...YEAH...I DID...And I Routinely Mouth Off To Them...

How daphuc would u KNOW? WERE YOU THERE?!?

Claire Bear joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,879

Eco mouths of to the cops all the time. He calls them pigs bitches what ever he feels like! He's ECO he tells no lies. And thanks for the Midette shout out!

Autist !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,882

@1,025,685 (Eco)
You know it would be more badass to respect the police right? Offer them a cup of tea.

Autist !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,883

@1,025,879 (Claire Bear)
I see you've finally learnedt how to use multiple UIDs

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,884

@previous (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
Everybody learns about if after watching syntax a while.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,896

@1,025,879 (Claire Bear)

Nice samefag, samefag.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Claire Bear replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,747

@1,025,684 (Eco)

> ...Later On That DAY,
> Eco's CREW Came 2 PLAY...
> I Was A Little Dejected,
> That MIDETTE RAN AWAY!!
> I TOLD'EM; TRIED 2 SCOLD'EM...
> 'Bout The PIGS' BEHAVIOR...
> ...And CLAIRE said to Eco...
> "You My MOTHAFUCKIN' SAVIOR!
> Eco; You've Done More for #AnimalRights Then @Francis Xavier!"
> ...And Then She JUMPED-MUH-BONES;
> So Haters, HOLD-THE-PHONES!!!
> But Eco Started 2 JONES,
> For Some #CrackCocaine STONES;
> So He Left Her ALONE...
>
> </3
>
> (SAGA TO BE CONTINUED!)
How could you play Claire Bear like that?? Leaving me for crack? I was ready to give you the ride of your life right on my porch!? Eco you owe me? REMEMBER YOUR INCENTIVE!!

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,748

Let Me SHOW You Just How The Ry-Guy ERASES...
Chew MC's Words Up, Spit'em BACK IN-THEY-FACES,
In Tombs He ENCASES, He FRANTICALLY-PACES,
I Get DEATH THREATS on an HOURLY BASIS;
STUCK IN A STASIS!

If You've NEVER Been Hit in a DRIVEBY-SHOOTING!
Or Had Your HEAD CAVED-IN From a BRUTAL BOOTING,
Well Then I've Got A TREAT for You,
and It Goin' Be SWEET!
KEEP BEAKING-OFF,
And You Are Gonna GET BEAT!

Said I WILL SPILL Your Brains On The PAVEMENT!
Wonderin' What the WAVE MEANT;
Now I Got A SLAVE BENT...
ON ESCAPING MY BASEMENT;
Where They TRAPPED in an ENCASEMENT!!

~E

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,026,749

@1,025,883 (Autist !StaYqkzUPc)
I think it's more that he never learned to hold on to one UID.

Minichan