Topic: *** Eco is feeling DEPRESSED, SUICIDAL, HORNY, and ALONE at the Barrie Provincial Court-House.

Eco started this discussion 6 years ago #89,951

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CONTEXT: I need a hug, bro's...this is str8 bull-shit...I've slept on PARK BENCHES, at 4 MOTELS, the CRISIS SHELTER, back seat of my mom's SUV, at the COLLEGE REZ, etc. and I keep going to APARTMENT VIEWINGS & Filling out RENTAL APPLICATIONS but I GET DENIED, because I Can't Pass a STUPID BACKGROUND CHECK! My REPUTATION apparently precedes Me!!! All a Potential LandLord has to do is 'GOOGLE ME' and they are FLOODED with stuff about: DRUGS, PIMPING, CRIME, etc...and they won't HIRE ME or RENT TO ME!!! HELP!!! WHAT CAN I DO! I'm Depressed and SUICIDAL and I HAVEN'T SLAMMED A SNATCH In LIKE 3 WEEKS! I AM SEXUALLY-FRUSTRATED, TO BOOT! Bitches expect me to be CLEAN & SOBER, But that ain't NONE OF THEY BUSINESS! I Disagree with how the SYSTEM is STRUCTURED and FEMALES' BULLSHIT STANDARDS & EXPECTATIONS! I Shouldn't Have to CHANGE...THEY SHOULD! FUCK!!!!

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Where are all my 'Bro's', whilst I'm UNDER-ATTACK?!
Quit Hatin' on the Mothafuckin' 'EcoManiac!!!
I THOUGHT we Shared Some Laughs, and that Y'all GOT A PLAYA'S BACK!!
Well then, "WHERE ARE ALL O' Y'ALL, WHEN MY BRAIN IS OUT-OF-WHACK?!"

I'm Livin' on the STREET; and I got FUCK-ALL to EAT!
Rain be Soakin' Through Ma FEET! Someone Finna Get BEAT!
I been Sleeping in a CAR, PARK BENCHES, AND MOTELS...
And at CRISIS SHELTERS, the COLLEGE REZ as WELL!

Filled out 5 RENTAL APPLICATIONS, but they ALL GOT DENIED!!
'Cause my PIMPIN' REPUTATION Precedes 'THE RY-GUY!'
I even Have the MONEY for FIRST's & LAST's MONTH RENT!
I SPENT 2 FUCKIN' NIGHTS, FUCKIN' SLEEPIN' IN A TENT!!!
I got a GUARANTEED SUBSIDY, but LandLords Don't Wanna FUCK-WIT-ME...
'Cause I'm HOOKED ON DRUGS, YOU SEE!
WHAT AN ATROCITY!

CRISIS SHELTER won't Take Me 'cause I'm a Drug-Relapse RISK
I got COURT Every Week, But Dawg, I'm tired of Getting FRISKED!
It's Been about 3 Weeks since I've Sunk Into Some SNATCH!
So, I'ma break into a house and fuckin' POP THE FUCKIN' LATCH!
I ain't Got any Weed, Yet My Friends Smoke it by da BATCH!
So I'll Take CYANIDE CAPSULES, yeah I'll POP'EM DOWN THA HATCH!

I woke Up DEPRESSED this morning on my boy, SLICK NICK's FLOOR!
Dreading COURT this Afternoon, the Judge goin' SPIT SHIT MORE...
I Know I'm NOT GUILTY of EVERY COUNT; but still I GOTTA WASTE MY TIME,
When I Need a BITCH-TO-MOUNT!
I Start to Get SUICIDAL, when I Can't GET LAID!!
I Spit MAD BARS; But Still I've Yet to GET PAID!!
The Homies that Surround me BLACKER than the ACE OF SPADE!
I'm FED UP with this Life, Dawg, You Wanna Make a TRADE?!

I Should Have NO TROUBLE findin' a SLIM BITCH to take my COCK in her CHEEK!
'Cause I'm a GENIUS with MAD TALENT, And I GOT A RIPPED PHYSIQUE!!
I've Even Got 'GAME', Know the EXACT Words to SPEAK!!
Still the RY-GUY's DICK IS DRY! And his will is GROWING WEAK!

I tried hittin' up HUNNIES on PLENTY OF FISH!
But they ALL FAT-AS-FUCK, heftier than I'd WISH!
I'd Rather SPANK THE MONKEY, than fuck a Bitch who be CHUNKY!
Most of them Ignore me, 'Cause It's Clear I'm a JUNKIE!
Regardless of my LIFESTYLE, I'm ENTITLED TO SOME PUSS'!
But I got so many Problems, I NECK MYSELF IN THA BUSH!
All I wanna do is lightly TAP-THE-TUSH!
Or at least chill wit' loyal homies and just SMOKE SOME KUSH!

...FML

~E

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,025,424

@OP
Do you make these posts just for Minichan, or do you post them to other places too?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,425

Who wants to rent an apartment to a dude who's just gonna run a whorehouse out of it? That's a huge legal nightmare.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I hope it's not just on minichan.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,427

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Some of his posts seem to have quite a general tone. I might be imagining it, but these don't seem like they're written for Minichan.

I'm mildly fascinated with him, in a Mordor kind of way. He posts here, but doesn't seem very connected to Minichan or its other posters. I wonder if he even notices when swathes of his topics are deleted?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,431

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I don't think he notices much of anything tbh.

vocalon joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,432

@1,025,427 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
he's posted facebook screenshots on tc before with the same post

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,434

@1,025,424 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I also sometimes post them on FB tinychan, 4chan, and 8ch...but you guys are my fav audience!
I CROSS-POST to RAM 'The Eco Brand' down niggaz throatz

Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,435

@1,025,425 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
First of All, I prefer to call it "Eco's CRACK CAFE & ESCORT EMPORIUM"...it sounds more classy;
we are an up-scale establishment for 'CRACK CONNOISSEURS!'

Eco triple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,436

@1,025,425 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Secondly, who are they to prohibit me from having hoe's turning tricks out the bedroom???
NOBODY GETS HURT!
I wrote a Policy & Procedures Manual for the Last Place...all the girls use SANITARY WIPES & CONDOMS, and they Change the Sheets after every customer...we did things clean, ethically, and by-the-books!

Eco quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,437

@1,025,427 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
KILLER LETTUCE,
thanks 4 tha PROPS!
...and I DO try 2 connect with other posters and have some favorite users (mostly the ones who are nice and civil to me, such as yourself )
I am just conveying the details of my FUCKED-UP-LIFE to y'all with a DOSE OF HUMOR and INTELLECTUAL RIGOR...
I TRY to ENTERTAIN & INFORM Y'all, but I don't feel like most of y'all cats APPRECIATE MY EFFORTS :( </3

I RARELY GET PROPS 4 MY POSTS!! Mostly, I get PLAYA-HATE, "KYS, FAGGOT", and other UNIMAGINATIVE GAY SLURS!!!
...which is UPSETTING 'cause I'm FIERCELY-LOYAL and would have your guys' BACKS in a STREET-FIGHT or INTERNET WAR...

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,439

What happened to that stripper you picked up. I need to see her butt

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,442

FML

Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,443

...and FUCK Y'ALL TOO!

Eco triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,444

Eco quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,445

INSERT:'AN-HERO.GIF'

Eco quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,446

Thank Y'all 4 CARING
*Coughs* (Sarcasm)
*BANG!*

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,451

@previous (Eco)
Make this thread again!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,456

For someone who puts up a front like you do, you sure do whine a lot.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,463

Sounds like you're getting the full Green package!

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,473

> All a Potential LandLord has to do is 'GOOGLE ME' and they are FLOODED with stuff about: DRUGS, PIMPING, CRIME, etc...and they won't HIRE ME or RENT TO ME!!!
hahahaha gee i wonder why

Eco joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,477

@1,025,456 (H)
...it ain't no front, G...

my peeps can vouch that I DO, IN-FACT...have soldiers to do my bidding who will fight/kill for me...and I DO INDEED have a TEMPER/SHORT-FUSE of my own and a PRE-DISPOSITION for VIOLENCE....

"I'm the REAL DEAL,
ALL my HATERZ Goin' FEEL!
Don't Make Me Reach 4 Tha STEEL!
I Make the LADIES SQUEAL!
...As I COP-A-FEEL!
The Eco SO SURREAL!"

~E

....and DON'T you CUNT-NUGGETS Forget That!

Eco double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,478

@1,025,473 (terri !RwordOooFE)
BUT, "MUH FREE SPEECH! MUH FREE EXPRESSION! and MUH FREE ASSEMBLY!!!
ISN'T THAT NOT WHAT @ANONYMOUS IS ALL ABOUT?!?!?
IF NOT, I HAVE WASTED & SQUANDERED THE LAST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!

~E

#ANONYMOUS @ANONYMOUS #FreeSpeech #FreeExpression #FreeAssembly #CensorThis #Censorship #OpenInternet #OnlineFreedom #AcademicFreedom #Intellectual Freedom

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Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,479

@1,025,477 (Eco)

Most of us won't read your crack LARP.

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,480

a) My Posts ARE NOT a Fuckin' 'LARP'; I think LARP'ing is GAY-AS-FUCK & I DO, indeed, SMOKE CRACK like it is going Out-Of-STYLE!
Why ELSE would I POST PICS of me hitting 3 CRACK-PIPES AT ONCE, CUNT-NUGGET?!

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b) THEN DON'T FUCKIN' READ THE CRACK POSTS! IDGAF! I Have a DIVERSE BODY OF CONTENT, unlike Y'ALL NIGGAZ! CONTIBUTE OR STFU!!

~E

'Trolling Director', #ANONYMOUS #LEGION

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,482

@previous (Eco)

Not reading that crack LARP post.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,484

@1,025,478 (Eco)
but you don't do any of this anonymously

Eco replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,487

@1,025,482 (H)

> Not reading that crack LARP post.

Then DON'T! I Don't Give A FRACTION OF A FUCK!
In Fact, I GIVE FIFTY FUCKS LESS THAN THAT!
ALTOGETHER, I GIVE ROUGHLY NEGATIVE 58 FUCKS!!!

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,490

@previous (Eco)

> Not reading that crack LARP post.

Sco Pa tu Manaa joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,493

Your life is fucked

q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,629

do they not have public housing or rules about giving ppl apartments up there? thats odd.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,633

@1,025,478 (Eco)
> IF NOT, I HAVE WASTED & SQUANDERED THE LAST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!

You've never had a life. You are, and always will be, a worthless piece of pedophile shit.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,640

> All a Potential LandLord has to do is 'GOOGLE ME' and they are FLOODED with stuff about: DRUGS, PIMPING, CRIME, etc...and they won't HIRE ME or RENT TO ME!!!
Okay this one's not getting deleted this is pure gold!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????????????????????????????????????

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,642

What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you put your name and photo on hundreds of posts about selling drugs and shoplifting and using your apartment for prostitution and drug dealing????? ?

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,645

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
That's nothing wait until his moms sees those dick pics.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,646

@1,025,640 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
@1,025,642 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I don't know, I think he could turn this around. Once he's a rap kingpin, the landlords will be falling over each other to have him as a tenant.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,658

@1,025,642 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I wouldn't say "thinking" is something he does well or often.