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Topic: Triptych's favorite TV show!

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,920

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,025,072

[Intro]
Yo Iz, let's do this

[Verse 1: Ice-T]
I am a nightmare walkin', psychopath talkin'
King of my jungle, just a gangster stalkin'
Livin' life like a firecracker, quick is my fuse
Vendettas of death back; the colors I choose
Red or Blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don't matter
Sucka dive for your life when my shotgun scatters
The gangs of L.A. will never die - just multiply

[Interlude: Ice-T]
You see they hit us then we hit them
Then we hit them and they hit us, man
It's like a war, ya know what I'm sayin'
People don't even understand
They don't even know what they dealing with
You wanna get rid of the gangs it's gonna take a lotta work
But people don't understand the size of this
This is no joke man, this is real

[Verse 2: Ice-T]
You don't know me, fool
You disown me, cool
I don't need your assistance, social persistence
Any problem I got I just put my fist in
My life is violent but violent is life
Peace is a dream, reality is a knife
My colors, my honor, my colors, my all
With my colors upon me one soldier stands tall
Tell me what have you left me, what have I got?
Last night in cold blood my young brother got shot
My homeboy got jacked
My mother's on crack
My sister can't work cause her arms show tracks
Madness insanity, live in profanity
Then some punk claimin' they're understandin' me
Give me a break, what world do you live in
Death is my set, guess my religion

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,074

@OP
Creep.

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,079

racisme

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,116

wow yes you got me
I love watching television
Especially indian television
Especially this program
I am so ashamed to be called out like this

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,123

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What ever happened to the spoon?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,129

@previous (A)
You're more likely to know, considering you introduced me to the very existence of this show. So what happened to the spoon?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,139

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sneaky Patriya took spoon, sold to Vishnu for 1 lakh, sneaky tell was golden spoon! Patel find out, then tell Singh, all have good laugh!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,149

@previous (A)
I see you were trained in comedy by the late great Al Jolson.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,190

@1,025,139 (A)
why are half the characters referred to by first name and half by last name (including a quarter by a not-really-real last name)? i dont understand, can you, our resident fora indian comedy expert, explain?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,193

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I've seen people referred to by their last name sometimes. Like you're at work in a meeting and the boss is all like "I swear to god Johnson if you fuck this up ONE MORE TIME..." (where the guy's surname is Johnson).

I also personally know two people who go by their middle name instead of their first name. I don't consider it to be weird at all.

Vishnu Singh joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,196

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Correct.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,197

@previous (Vishnu Singh)
why is your first name that of a hindu god whilst your last name is sikh?

@1,025,193 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
do you really think that is a realistic indian television plot with realistic indian television characters

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,198

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The spoon thing is a real plot from a real Indian TV show: https://www.indiatimes.com/entertainment/bollywood/8-times-when-sasural-simar-ka-plot-lines-were-worse-than-all-tv-shows-put-together-259337.html In that sense, I would have to say it is a realistic Indian television plot because an episode with that plot was actually made on Indian television.

Are the names realistic? I honestly don't know enough about Indian names or culture to have an opinion either way on that. I'll take your word for it though.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,200

@1,025,197 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Your last name is Singh

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,205

I'm mildly surprised no one has popped in to Kooksplain the different Indian races to everyone yet.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,222

@1,025,200 (H)
no it isn't

Vishnu Singh replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,223

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
All Sikhs are names Singh.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,228

@previous (Vishnu Singh)
nnnnnnnope
Source: my entire family is sikh

Sikh Expert (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,241

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Singh. Thanks.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,245

@1,025,228 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wouldn't that make you Sikh as well? ?

Is Sikh also an ethnicity like Judaism is? (ie where you identify as "Jewish" despite not actually following the Jewish religion in any meaningful way).

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,247

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
She's a millenial, they want to make their own rules.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,248

@1,025,245 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
it is not!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,249

@1,025,241 (Sikh Expert)
canada actually made my father change his last name from Singh to his actual family name decades ago

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,262

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh. Fine.

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,398

@1,025,197 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Is my name of a god
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