Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,814
@159,782 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You're british ;_;? Our love means nothing you lying cunt.
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,817
@159,796 (F)
lol.
Robin sprained his arm while catching some bad guys without his costume on, so to protect his identity batman decides to distract the media and the public by wearing different colored suits each night. When they finally catch the bad guys at the end Batman wears an actual rainbow costume.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,819
@159,814 (G)
Nah. In London for a few weeks, because apparently that's how joint custody works. :D
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,825
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,833
@159,819 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
At least your parents hate each other enough to put an ocean between them! I bet the divorce was all your fault too :3
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,838
@previous (G)
Yup! And it was my fault when, depending who you ask, my brother moved out or got kicked out. :D
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,840
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Remind me never to invite you over anymore you fucking homewrecker. Go explore london and blow a chav or something.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,847
@previous (G)
You never invited me over, you cunt. ;____;
I thought we were friends. </3
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,851
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I thought you'd make fun of my house and call me poor again. Wanna come smoke a bowl and beat up some hookers?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,858
@previous (G)
I never do that. You've had an impostor over, I say.
Yay! Can I fuck the hookers after?
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,862
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Well shit, now you're making it complicated. Should we fuck and then beat up the hookers, beat them up and then fuck them, or just have violent sex throughout?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,866
@previous (G)
I say the latter! It's best if we use condoms with holes in them and spermicide that's actually just marshmallow fluff.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,869
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
:3 aww, I think you just sole my heart. Maybe I need to reconsider my overseas drug business.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,873
@previous (G)
You do! And I'd give you living hookers as gifts. Because everyone loves those. If you'd like, I can train them not to fight back. Of course, some prefer the struggles...
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,875
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
If there's tomorrow
I'll break, steal and borrow
With youuuuu
I'll catch you like sunshine
And find a place to hide
With you
I'll change like a leaf
Stand tall like a tree
With youuuuu
I'll drink like a sink
And buzz like the bees
With youuuuuu
This is me asking you to embark on a life of crime with me in song.
(Edited 42 seconds later.)
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,878
@previous (G)
Hmm. Only if there's horses involved. You know you want to be a notorious criminal on a fucking horse.
Yay! Can we be gay lovers? For you, I'll even be bottom.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,881
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I thought we were both heterosexual members of the opposite sex you sick fuck. I think I'm going to throw up.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,885
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,892
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
But you could always just dress up in women's clothing and get your needs satisfied by wally. You don't need me ;_;
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,895
@previous (G)
D: But I prefer dressing up in men's clothing and looking at the mirror poking my breasts awkwardly.
I need you, baby. Together we can raep hookers.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,920
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Ok, just got the mary jane, where are the whores? Are you wearing the outfit I told you to?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,921
No, sorry. Might start selling it on SR, but it will be 10 times the price.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,922
@159,920 (G)
I've got the meth. The whores are in a Dumpster. They don't mind waiting.
Of course. Only. Only I needed steel-toed boots, too. So there's that.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,923
@159,921 (A)
:D I don't mind. I'm far too awkward to find it irl. Sell it to me, plsthx.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,928
@159,922 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I got my rib cracked by a country bumpkin with steel toed boots, we can leave that out.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,931
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,939
@159,928 (G)
Fine. You're so fucking picky, you know that? I still love you. I'll love you more when you're dead. Your rotting corpse will be glorious.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,960
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You had better stab him and dump him into the Thames.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,967
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Can you please stop giving protips about how to dispose of my body?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,969
@159,960 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
No. I'll need his corpse to fuck.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#159,984
@159,967 (G)
But, good sir, I have not yet revealed which bend in the river has the perfect sun exposure and water flow for maximum digestion of organic materials with minimal findability. We shall keep that to ourselves <3