Topic: Legit question for rural Americans

vocalon started this discussion 6 years ago #89,870

How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later[^] [v] #1,024,650

Ar50

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,653

After you do the deed

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,660

Bump stock

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,662

Vocalon has Vocakids? Vocalol!

Ananthanarayanan M R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,671

Bear traps

terri !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,708

let the invasive hogs eat the invasive white children
it is their comeuppance

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,712

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Cuck.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,715

@1,024,708 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Schrodinger's white boy

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,718

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
is the child dead if it's inside the hog?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,722

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Lmao I meant you. How will you walk without legs?

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,724

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
im white with no legs???

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,725

@1,024,722 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Being handicapped would probably cancel out his white privilege ???

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,729

@1,024,724 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Half of you would be eaten!

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,730

@1,024,724 (terri !RwordOooFE)
You are definitely white!!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,731

@1,024,725 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
What is his handicap?

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,733

@1,024,730 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
why is my family brown?????

@1,024,729 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
which half????

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,734

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
I'm guessing navel and below

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,735

@1,024,733 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Not sure but you aren't!

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,736

@1,024,734 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
that's more than half

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,737

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
That was me doing you a solid

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,738

@1,024,735 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
why?????

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,739

am I adopted??

terri !RwordOooFE triple-posted this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,740

can i be a part of the Hispanic invasion if I look white????????

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,742

@1,024,739 (terri !RwordOooFE)
My own meemaw pushed out a suspiciously brown child. No one run her out of town or anything

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,743

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
my granddad and his pep pep were very pale and crazy
I think I just got the Pale Crazy genes

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,744

@1,024,742 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
he would lie about being French a lot lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,745

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
I've heard that both black and white people lie about French or Native American ancestors to explain pretty hair, etc, but it's really someone of a repellent race

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,746

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
what????

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,747

@1,024,745 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
what is a repellent race to you omg

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,748

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Not to me, but to the people who lie

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,758

@1,024,745 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
what
Also there are plenty of people who are half native and look totally white
Im seeing one, his whole family looks super native and hes got pale skin/freckles/reddish hair/green eyes, its a thing

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,760

@1,024,731 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
If he had no legs

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 second later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,761

@1,024,758 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
yeah some guy in my family had blue eyes and he wasn't even like directly mixed

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,762

@1,024,748 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
yeah my grandad was a self hating racist angry guy

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,763

@1,024,743 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Conquistador DNA? ?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,764

@1,024,758 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This is coming from the person who didn't know that white Hispanics existed
But yes a lot of American lie about their ancestry

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,765

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
well nobody knew about jungle Asians before you brought that up either

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,766

@1,024,762 (terri !RwordOooFE)
And my grandma slept around a lot

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,768

@1,024,763 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
duh

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,769

@1,024,765 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Oh they knew, they just didn't have a name for it

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,770

@1,024,766 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
so did my grandad. i have a bunch of mysterious half aunts who nobody knows still in Nicaragua and apparently Mexico for some reason

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,772

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
In my family an adopted child showed up and it was awkward. Then they found a different mystery child through a DNA ancestry kit

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,773

@1,024,738 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Idk why

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,774

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
racisme

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,797

@1,024,764 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
how are those things related
that kind of racial/ethnic identity doesnt really exist in canada, it was a new concept

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,799

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You said that like I've never seen those features in people of color or something. And yes many people lie about secrets in their ancestry

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,801

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
your phrasing made it seem as if you believe most or all white-passing PoC are lying about their ancestry

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,803

In Arizona they have native piggies called Javelina.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,805

@1,024,801 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
A lot do lie as well as Whites that have certain ethnic features

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,814

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
How do you know they're all lying?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,816

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How do you know they're not?
Circumstantial evidence may not always be conclusive but where there is smoke there is fire.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,829

@previous (M)
By knowing the families of the people Im basing my knowledge on? What you're saying is that it's reasonable to assume that white-passing people who claim to have non-white ancestry are lying, without evidence for or against, because...they look white? That doesn't make sense.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,830

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
mixed people don't exist didn't you hear

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,831

@1,024,805 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> A lot do lie as well as Whites that have certain ethnic features

who tf lies about being non white aside from the 'im 1/4 native so I have these tattoos' crowd

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,833

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
Inb4 rachel dolezal

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,837

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol I had the same thought

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,921

@1,024,831 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Black people. I've seen it before. I've also seen full blacks not admit to being black. Like I'm not black I'm Dominican
And non whites do lie about Native ancestry to had a black relative

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,922

@1,024,830 (terri !RwordOooFE)
I am arguing for mixed people who lie about it, actually

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,925

Well, Elizabeth Warren springs to mind.

vocalon (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,928

ITT: i copypaste the best meme of 2019 thus far and kook goes on a fucking spastic tradwife rant

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,931

@previous (vocalon)
You're doing it wrong. You're more of a jazz hands waver in other people's threads.

On a side note, are you still a socialist Tumblr brony?

vocalon (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,933

@previous (N)
> stonetoss

lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,937

@1,024,928 (vocalon)
Relax

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,114

@1,024,925 (N)
ah yes humans and guns are perfectly comparable

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,120

@1,024,931 (N)
This

Anonymous M double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,121

@1,025,114 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Have you ever seen a real gun up close?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,130

@previous (M)
Yes, firearms do exist in canada and i have seen and interacted with them. Just because canada doesnt have the mass shooting problem america does, doesn't mean we don't have guns.

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,144

i would like to point out that i do not believe ninjj is lying about his ancestry just that he has fair skin. thanks.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,155

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
No I don't think he is either

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,161

@1,025,130 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
did u ever shoot a gun

@1,025,144 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
did u ever shoot a gun also i can't even tan

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
did u ever shoot a gun

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,164

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
only air guns. i am not a good shot. i do have these fun arrow bullet things for my air gun and it looks neat. they are also spiked and could, in fact, take out an eye

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,175

@1,025,161 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Yes I have

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,176

winks jazz ass

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,189

@1,025,161 (terri !RwordOooFE)
Only airguns
I was supposed to go shooting with real guns with a work friend the other weekend but we got busy with other shit

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,191

@1,025,164 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
what's an arrow bullet thing
i use these in my pellet gun
i once shot a movin' rat at 5 meters ?

@1,025,175 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
what kind

terri !RwordOooFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,192

@1,025,164 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
also what kind of air gun

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,203

@1,025,191 (terri !RwordOooFE)
A few types of pistols and some shotguns

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,212

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
ive't nevern't shot a scattergun 'fore

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,213

@1,025,189 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Very most important thing with guns is always handle them like a round is loaded even if you know it's not loaded.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,214

@previous (M)
what kind of unsolicited gun safety advice is this

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,217

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
The kind that prevents so called accidental injuries and deaths.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,224

@1,025,213 (M)
I know that already? I have handled firearms before
I think last time we had a speed contest to disassemble and reassemble a...browning? iirc? blindfolded

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,225

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I didnt know you joined the army.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,229

@previous (M)
cadets

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,230

@1,025,225 (M)
did also do a contract on a military college but thank christ never joined the military

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,236

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The job has to be done.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,281

@1,025,212 (terri !RwordOooFE)
You weirdo

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,360

@1,025,192 (terri !RwordOooFE)
the one i have looks like this
i have not used it since i was but a wee lad though

Spartacus !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,370

@Op how giant are they?

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,388

@1,024,671 (Ananthanarayanan M R)

Yes.
I know just the guys to get @OP set up.

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,458

@1,025,360 (Ananthanarayanan M R)
does it have a break barrel
does it take .22s

Ananthanarayanan M R replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,584

@previous (terri !RwordOooFE)
yes. 4.5mm i think

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

terri !RwordOooFE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,025,687

@previous (Ananthanarayanan M R)
those are fun
my friend had a cool air rifle like that that we would take to the desert it's fun for shooting cans but reloading is a pain in the ass

Minichan