Topic: Morbidly obese people at Walmart

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #89,860

Waddling about on Rascal scooters.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,024,488

How does one waddle while sitting on a scooter?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,489

@previous (B)
Only super fat people can do it.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,492

@previous (A)

That does not answer my question.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,494

@previous (B)
Yes it does. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,496

@previous (A)

It does not. Also, does fatty Matty "waddle" while riding his mobility scooter?

Indy joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,498

@OP
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18, I don't want you to imitate me.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,500

@1,024,492 (B)
@1,024,494 (A)
Knock it off you two.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,503

@previous (D)

Not until I learn how people sitting on scooters waddle.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,558

@1,024,500 (D)
Whom is this "knock it off" poster who's always telling other posters to "knock it off" when he gets irritated?
Knock it off.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,609

@1,024,488 (B)

> How does one waddle while sitting on a scooter?

get a mexican to install hydraulic shit on either side

make that cart fuckin bounce if you want

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,614

I just say "shame on you" just loud enough for them to hear as I pass.
If they stare at me sometimes I grab my balls as if shaking them at the person while giving them a dirty look.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,618

@previous (G)
lol

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,619

@1,024,609 (Sheila LaBoof)

That doesn't equate to waddling though, it equates to bouncing.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,622

you can use the hydrualics selectively to lower one side and then the other side

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,623

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

But the cart is still moving from the motion of the wheels, and not the lowering and raising of hydralics.

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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,024,628

you don't say

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