Topic: I'm looking to rent a baby

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,980

I live in London and am looking to rent a baby. I heard that it takes a Â£500 deposit.

Does anyone know any of the other terms and where to find a baby renting office?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #158,742

If it'll keep you from breeding, I'd recommend just stealing one.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #158,745

You can pay for me to go to London and you can rent me.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #158,749

> Renting babies
Oh god brilliant fucking idea Britain wins again

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #158,752

sup to4str

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #158,787

@OP
fucking to4str lol.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #158,791

I thought that you were going to become straight and impregnate a woman yourself?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #159,199

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
He's essentially cutting out the middleman, or middlewoman, in this case.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #159,208

@previous (H)
True,true.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #159,543

African?

Minichan