Layne Stayley didn't sound like a preteen with marbles in his mouth. Thanks.
@1,023,746 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
For once, I can agree with your politics. ICE Eco! ICE him now!
Keep your mangy ass in Canada you methed out degenerate.
@1,023,750 (D)
cleft lip scar covered in sweat
Off the grid but never off the dicks.
Peeeeace-out.
@OP
> ~Ryan ('EcoManiac')
Plot twist: The original Ryan has returned after years of absence.

I have Learned that SOME PEOPLE, Mostly Online Strangers, who I've NEVER done anything to, HAVE BEEN TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!
I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE; I WILL DESTROY YOU!
EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT/KILL ME, I WILL NOT BE PHASED BY THE PAIN! TORTURE IS A DRUG TO ME!
WHEN PEOPLE HIT ME I USUALLY LAUGH IN THEIR FACES!
There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can say to SCARE or INTIMIDATE ME! WHAT?! You're Going to KILL ME?! I WANT TO DIE ANYWAY! YOU'D REALLY BE DOING ME A FAVOR!
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I GET OFF ON PAIN! I CUT MYSELF FOR FUN!
And Several of my Friends be STRAPPED wit' a GUN!
I'm Livin' Life on the RUN!
Said, I'll SMASH you Upside the Head wit' a 40-OUNCER!
And I Don't Give a FUCK if you some 'BIG TOUGH BOUNCER!'
'The Eco' will TROUNCE YA!
So, Come At Me, BRO's!
While I COMBAT These FOES!
Yeah, E'erybody KNOWS...
That I USED to PIMP HOES!
And I Fuckin' RUN The SHOWS!
I'll Fuckin' SLICE off your NOSE!
And CHOP off Your TOES!
Look Son, Just Ask Yo MAMA How Good She BLOWS!
March Your Ass To My CAMP-SITE!!!
If you wanna HAND-TO-HAND FIGHT!
I'll sit here Waiting ALL NIGHT...
Yeah, I'll Be Quick to THROW A RIGHT!!!
You'll get DECAPITATED like a FUCKIN' GUILLOTINE,
or maybe SPRAYED-UP by the SUB-MACHINE!
I Fight My OWN BATTLES, my DAWGS got my BACK!
So you could get yo Head RATTLED, when we go on the ATTACK!
My Homie RICH alone could drop about 7 GUYS!
Cut'em Down to SIZE!
Yeah The Eco DESPISE Yo FUCKED-UP LIES!
No ALIBI's!, I'm Strokin' THIGHS and Pokin' EYES, and SMOKIN' GUYS!
I Got Another Guy, DEREK who'll give you Somethin' to STARE AT!
He'll SNAP you like A CARROT!
While I RHYME LIKE A PARROT!
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NOTE: If you wish to TAKE ME UP ON MY OPEN CHALLENGE, Private Message Me, And I will Message you the Address of WHERE I am Staying and WHEN is a Good Time To Fight!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
@1,023,860 (Eco)
I will bet my nuts against yours I can take care of 'Rich' with me and one other dude. You said he can take 7.
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@1,023,860 (Eco)
> NOTE: If you wish to TAKE ME UP ON MY OPEN CHALLENGE, Private Message Me, And I will Message you the Address of WHERE I am Staying and WHEN is a Good Time To Fight!
You couldn't even beat up a child molester/woman beater, and you expect us to take you seriously?
Piss off Little Bert.
Goddamn y'all are stupid.
Bum fuck Idaho or Bum fuck Egypt are expressions which mean out in the sticks away from town.
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@1,024,018 (L)
but Idaho is here for some of us. some people are actually in Idaho
@1,024,007 (vocalon)
Lol'd. You're not bloody wrong.
@1,024,005 (N)
I think his entry was not exactly "allowed". The U.S./Canadian border is essentially unguardable tbh.
@1,024,018 (L)
I'm not an American so never heard that expression before.
@1,024,106 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I think his entry was not exactly "allowed". The U.S./Canadian border is essentially unguardable tbh.
Idk how it works but aren’t there border crossings?
@previous (N)
Yeah but those are for people going from one country to the other legally. There are thousands of miles of border and it's not feasible to have humans monitor it all.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You have never once helped me hook up with becky
@previous (L)
Unless you plan on morphing into a cat, becky will probably not fuck you.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Please inform becky that she probably should not fuck cats.
Bum fuck.
@1,024,367 (B)
The last time I tried to tell her what to do she almost bit my head off so maybe you should do that instead thanks.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm busy repairing Windows, and can not access IRC. It is imperative that you do it. Thanks.
@previous (B)
I have no internet access currently so regrettably I'll have to wait for you to do it.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How did you make that post then?
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fine, i'll tell her in mobile irc, but I'm gonna phrase it so that it sounds like you are demanding she not fuck cats.
@previous (B)
Luckily she doesn't use minichan so she will never see this plot.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Honestly, IDC if she does or not. It makes me giggle when she gets upset.