Topic: are sexual analogies appropriate when teaching science to minors?
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago#89,741
YOu know, like when they say that light slows down when it goes from air to glass because the photons are like truckers who want to get a blowjob at the border
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#1,023,564
Dirty analogies are memorable, especially if students don't expect them from you. You should probably save those moments for stuff you really want them to remember.
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,023,698
Light propagates as a pair of oscillating fields at right angles to each other: an oscillating electric field generates an oscillating magnetic field and vice versa. It's like when two lesbians are "grinding box" so to speak, rubbing their cunts in the act known as scissoring.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,023,757
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
You should write an "underground" physics textbook someday. Even if you did it on the inside of a bathroom stall as an art installation, I feel like it would be pretty awesome.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,023,778
@1,023,698 (Sheila LaBoof)
Excellent! I am going to use this if you don't mind.
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,023,821
Sure, though I ought to correct the field detail with this wiki quoate:
In an electromagnetic wave, the changes in the electric field are always accompanied by a wave in the magnetic field in one direction, and vice versa. This relationship between the two occurs without either type of field causing the other; rather, they occur together in the same way that time and space changes occur together and are interlinked in special relativity. It's like when a dog's cock gets stuck in a young girl's tight snatch, and the father walks in, and he doesn't know what the fuck he is looking at but he can't look away and fascination overtakes him.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,023,831
I think the best ones are the ones like on TV shows that only adults would understand. Maybe some kids, but mostly sexual jokes that aren't as funny until you're older.